Sure today is the first day of the rest of your

Sure today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday. And look how that turned out.
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Sure today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday. And look how that turned out.
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I tawt I would add physically looking down on you to my repertoire of ways I look down on you.
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I fix puppy so now he listen.
ai iz gud at fixin things, remember?
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You know your outfit is bad when even the fish gives you a double-take
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I would have thought natural selection would have dealt with you by now…
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Look any beauty treatment you indulge in is just a fantasy on your part anyway. I’m not moving.
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How many dead birds did you leave on the driver’s seat? Enough to make him scream like that.
kittehs has nine lifes. hooman only gets wun
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Hold still I have almost knocked all the ugly out of you.
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“Snowball”? Srsly? I’m a naturally blonde, blue-eyed Nordic goddess, Poindexter. No wonder you still live with your mother.
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And dis lil piggy is gonna sock u in da mouth if u dont leave me alone……..
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