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Faeborit Coment: “just thinkin…. if nun shall pass…. shuddant we just get in the “habit” of walkin round the forestin in vestments?????? “ – byronius

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Greencliff

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Happy Chair is Happy: Shocked Oven Really Wishes You Were Emeril

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:00:45 +0000

Shocked oven is shocked at your horrible cooking.

Clik heer 2 help mayk owr happy chairs eben moar full ob happy!

Faeborit Coment: “Sumtymz ai get dis lewk from mai oben.” – trayseeAch

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FrostAngel

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Happy Chair is Happy: Big Brother Wii is Watching You

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 15:00:01 +0000

Wii… are watching you…. always,,,,

Clik heer 2 help mayk owr happy chairs eben moar full ob happy!

Faeborit Coment: “Yu aer nawt seein mutch cuz ai nam nawt yoozin yer Wii Fit.” – saaski

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Greencliff

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Happy Chair is Happy: Stephen King’s ‘The Dark Mower’ Series

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 15:00:47 +0000

I’m guessing this is what Stephen King’s lawnmower looks like.

Ohai, Cheez friends! Happy Chair is Happy needs your help! There are hundreds of lonely objects just waiting and hoping to be captioned by users like you, and we would be so grateful if you could help bring more happiness into the lives of our lovely Happy Chairs!

Click here to be taken to the Happy Chair builder and help make our objects’ dreams come true!

Faeborit Coment: “That not a lawnmower, that’s a lawnMater.” – One Skunk Todd

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JayMacGee

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Happy Chair is Happy: Smoby is a Tyrant!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 15:00:28 +0000

Smoby Eyes his next victim

at leest hez nawt as crooul as sum…

Faeborit Coment: “Onlee has wun toof. Nawt can chew so well.” – saaski

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sunshine99

Picture by: Katrina

Happy Chair is Happy: Rolly Was Never Quite the Same Again…

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 15:00:51 +0000

And after that day, Rolly was never quite the same, and always blanched at the mention of “Grandma”.

grandmaz r teh absoloot worstest.

Faeborit Coment: “What haz been seen, cannawt be unseen…” – luvscatsva

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Rodjmeister

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Happy Chair is Happy: Kermit Leaf Sings Such Sad Songs

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:00:26 +0000

It’s not easy Being Green

aifink ai noez eksaktlee wut u meen.

Faeborit Coment: “Iz mabee amtree lurt? Aifinkso.” – JuzJoe

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Frintezza

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Happy Chair is Happy: DON’T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 15:00:25 +0000

Ohai, eberybuddeh! Happy Chair is Happy iz nao a weekly feetchur heer on ICHC, so letz start it off rite! Parental building iz feelin bery parental rite nao aifinkso.

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DO. NOT. WANT.

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 16:00:26 +0000

Well, listen, noms-to-be. Sometimes you don’t get to have everything in life the way you want it to be. And in your case, sometimes you don’t get to avoid being eaten. Because frankly I’m starving, and you’re sitting in my kitchen, and so your fate is essentially sealed. I promise I’ll apologize after you’re safely tucked away inside my tummy, though!

Submitted by: Unknown

PASTRIE NEGLECTION

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:00:28 +0000

It’s such a terrible thing! When a pastry is neglected, it gets so lonely and depressed, it even forgets how to spell its own name… and it starts making up words like “neglection.” Please, call the number and save these pastries from such a horrible fate!

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AngryKommunist

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Baby Barrel is Pacified

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 16:00:04 +0000

And really that’s probably for the better. When she cries, her drum resonates, and it’s a sound that could wake the freakin’ dead! Not to mention the fact that her spittle is really, really toxic…

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b_dizzle

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Gab Session!!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 16:00:06 +0000

OH. MY. GOD. You guys, have you SEEN what Francine did with her hair yet? It’s just… it’s almost beyond words! I’ve seen some REALLY bad weaves in my life, but her mop-top is just sooooooo tacky right now! And the skirt she’s wearing today makes it look like she dressed in the dark!

Yo, Francine! You better go hide in the broom closet, cuz the fashion police are coming to arrest you for violating, like, TWENTY different beauty laws today.

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caa257

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Shocked VHS is Shocked at His Obsolescence

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 16:00:10 +0000

Is there no justice in the world!? What does Blu-Ray have that I don’t? I mean, sure, they’re chocked full of shiny special features and such, but… I’m a relic from a different technological age! I don’t understand why that doesn’t seem to matter! Freakin’ cassette tapes are making a comeback, for God’s sake! And vinyl! And I’ve heard talk ’round the water cooler that the hipsters are even trying to revive the eight-track! It just isn’t fair…

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DaisyStPatienc

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Happy Squeegee Enjoys a Family Reunion

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 16:00:39 +0000

Daddy! I haven’t seen you in soooooooooo long! When General Motors called and told us you were getting transferred to that Exxon station over in the next county, I never thought I’d ever see you again! But now you’re home! Yaaaaay!

This is so exciting! You can get your job back at the old Shell station and we can work together as a team again! Oh, wait, what? You only got to come back because the guys at Shell are giving you MY job? … I think I just remembered how much I sincerely dislike you.

Submitted by: Unknown

Caption Contest #29

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 20:00:05 +0000

Welcome back Honorary Chairs! This week’s caption contest contestant is below:

Via Reddit

The rules are as follows:

1. Click on the image to be taken to our LOLBuilder. Caption the image and submit.
2. Make sure you are logged in to your Cheezburger account so that we may properly credit you.

Contest ends on Friday, December 10th at noon. Good luck!

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Concerned Washcloths Are Sympathetic.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 16:00:19 +0000

Well, let’s rephrase that. We’re sympathetic to an extent. We care about making your scrubbing experience a soft and enjoyable one. But we don’t particularly care about the fact that you’re allergic to the fabric we’re made of. I mean, that’s your own problem, dude.

Nonetheless, you might wanna go get those hives checked out… your face is bubbling over like one of the hot pots in Yellowstone National Park right now.

Submitted by:

randompandemic

Caption Contest #28 Winners

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 21:00:17 +0000

Honorary Chairs, thank you for all of your awesome submissions! We’ve had to choose just a few to post here, but we loved each and every one. Stay tuned for our next caption contest!

Submitted by Cyberkedi

Submitted by LolRik

Submitted by cutehamster1

Check out a few more of our favorites after the jump!

Submitted by Raymatts14

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Submitted by ColdFrog

Submitted by Chap

Submitted by Unknown

But You Butter Believe It!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 16:00:07 +0000

I mean seriously dude, we conducted a study. We ran a CT Scan and everything, and the results are in. You’re most definitely not butter. We used the best tools in the industry, and the margarine of error for this prognosis is incredibly small.

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tomdasko

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itz funnay how i get fat and then skinnay again

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Ladies and Happy Chairs, with this caption I present to you the birth of lolspeak’s terminally ill younger sibling: FAILspeak.

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faxedchick

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Binny: Cousin of R2D2.

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 16:00:27 +0000

And by cousin, he means distant cousin. Like fifth or sixth cousin, really. I mean, there’s some common DNA somewhere in that hot mess of a family tree… After all, they’re both made of metal. That’s gotta count for something, right?

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cheezheadlol

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Snowy Car Sneers At Your Attempts to Drive

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:00:21 +0000

Are you REALLY trying to drive somewhere right now? It’s a freaking blizzard, dude! Only a moron would think it was a good idea to travel in this weather!

… oh wait. That explains everything. You’re a moron. But we already knew that. I mean, the last time you opened up my hood, you tried to fill my oil tank with windshield wiper fluid…

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GregBeast

Caution: Proceed With No Emotion

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 16:00:44 +0000

Seriously though, this is an emotion-free zone. Violators will be fined $7,682 and will be forced to forfeit their firstborn children to the State Department. Showing emotion in an emotion-free zone is a very serious offense, don’t you know. And also a felony.

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Shantastic

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Drunken Tap is Running Hot and Cold

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 16:00:24 +0000

Given the cost of his bill from last night, it’s really no wonder the bartender was a little lukewarm when he served him that last drink.

Submitted by: Lee J Haywood

Caption Contest #28

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 21:00:47 +0000

Welcome back Honorary Chairs! This week’s caption contest contestant is below:

Source: captainbonobo

The rules are as follows:

1. Click on the image to be taken to our LOLBuilder. Caption the image and submit.
2. Make sure you are logged in to your Cheezburger account so that we may properly credit you.

Contest ends on Friday, December 3rd at noon. Good luck!

They Couldn't Bear the Tragedy

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:00:22 +0000

ZEBEDIAH! NO! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?

Oh, hold me Alejandro! I can’t look upon his expired face! He was so young, so freshly baked, and now he’s drowned…

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orison319

Picture by: Unknown

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Caption Contest #27 Winners

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 22:00:56 +0000

Honorary Chairs, thank you for all of your awesome submissions! We’ve had to choose just a few to post here, but we loved each and every one. Stay tuned for our next caption contest!

Submitted by smooky

Submitted by Skuld-723

Submitted by CheeseCake

Check out a few more of our favorites after the jump!

Submitted by miznixie

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Submitted by FlorayG

Submitted by Charelz

Bullet Train is Focused On His Next Stop

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 16:00:44 +0000

You might think Bullet Train’s intense focus is a little unnecessary, given that he’s magnetized to a fixed track and whatnot…

But seriously, his grit and determination is the only thing that keeps his stops from turning into Chernobyl or Hindenburg-grade catastrophes. He’s got so many G-forces, the alphabet has to request permission to borrow the letter from him!

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BOO!!

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 16:00:43 +0000

Wait, what do you mean “ghosts can’t be corporeal?” What kind of bargain bin sci-fi garbage have you been reading? OF COURSE ghosts can have material bodies! It just makes the haunting that much scarier! If you irritate us, we’ll not only creep around and drive you insane, but we’ll smack you upside the head with a cinder blockish force so fierce your head will be spinning until next Tuesday!

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theReagster

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