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Here is a list of my demands. Now take them to the hoomans and tell them once they’re met I’ll release the dog. Okai, but dis is just an old McDonalds receipt….

wut kan ai say? ai’z a simpul kitteh.

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SilentWing

Picture by: Re

Why do you ask?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 13:00:00 +0000

No. I have no idea how those tire tracks got all over the lawn. Or the dog.

ai fink it mite hab bin an akt ob ceiling kitteh.

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lummox

Picture by: Unknown

Next time,

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Next time, *YOU* walk the bloody dog.

mebbe if ai walkz him undur a laddur…

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chriswiththebat

Picture by: Unknown

This squirrel

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:00:00 +0000

This squirrel has finally had it with the neighbor’s dog .

jus yooz teh force on him!

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FloridaRex

Picture by: Unknown

The dog’s story

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 10:00:00 +0000

The dog’s story that ‘Floyd moved to Florida’ turned out to be a lie as became apparent upon moving the couch…

kitteh rool wun: NEBER trust teh goggie.

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lisadhondt

Picture by: Unknown

In yoga it’s called “downward dog”…

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

In yoga it’s called “downward dog”… In bedroom it’s called “Only ’cause it’s your birthday.”

birfdayz can get a lil crayzee sumtiemz…

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squoze

Picture by: Unknown

And I made sure

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 14:00:00 +0000

And I made sure the doggie was taken care of while you were gone. Wink, wink

goggiez r kittehz faborit frenemeez!

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RBarker

Picture by: Unknown

goggie go boom?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 10:00:00 +0000

I’m hoping this iz ur self destruk button.

q teh essploshunz!

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modernsavage

Picture by: Unknown

what I say when “they” come to the door

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:00:00 +0000

Your intentions are good and I appreciate your missionary zeal but I’m just not interested in your dogma.

mebbe dey needz 2 trai a differnt approach?

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Winnie-Wonka

Picture by: Unknown

What you calls

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:00:00 +0000

What you calls a goggie with no legs? Duznt matter..he ain’t gonna comes!

wutz in a naym, rly?

Faeborit Coment: “Lookz liek tiger-kitteh has herd this one befor…” – Purtrilla

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mary-d

Picture by: Unknown

HAKKEYOI!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 05:00:00 +0000

mai soomo stans i shoze u it

sumtiemz resslin getz a lil 2 ruff…

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thipthapthoo

Picture by: Unknown

It was when Sandra

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 05:00:00 +0000

It was when Sandra saw the cat with the roll of duck tape that she began to worry about the dog

duct tayp iz a majikal fing.

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clairesmith

Picture by: kocurica

Oh, look.

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Oh, look. A dog driving a snowmobile Oh, Crap

at leest itz nawt invisiblol.

Faeborit Coment: “Jus wayt until he hitz teh inbisiblol fenz…” – catena

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BrightmaskRiverClan

Picture by: Unknown

ah, sibling rivalry

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 May 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Yes, I know I said I hated it but now that he’s got it I want it back.

doan b jelliez, b venjful.

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Winnie-Wonka

Picture by: Unknown

the smirk says it all

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 May 2011 19:00:00 +0000

I highly approve the new window cleany stuff.

but iz it giraffe proof?

Faeborit Coment: “Doan wurree… goggie be fyne… inna fyoo daiz. *snerk*” – SuburbanPrairie

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Winnie-Wonka

Picture by: ShadowCat_200

Why you pee in goggie’s water bowl?

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 22 May 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Why you pee in goggie’s water bowl? Ai nawt complaynin, jus askin!

hoominz jus filin it wif holee watur.

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nattygobang

Picture by: Shannon KIttrick

Armored Cav… er, Cat

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 20 May 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Goin’ to the dog park. BRB

tank cat approovz ob ur diplomasee.

Faeborit Coment: “Ai is seerius bout mah mission. Yu can nawt see meh, rite?” – cupcakeCA

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coast2coast

Picture by: Unknown

I’m Robin Hood Kitty.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 10 May 2011 05:00:00 +0000

I’m Robin Hood Kitty. I steal from de goggie and gib to me.

itz a bery gud deed, aifinkso.

Faeborit Coment: “So far I hassa remote, some beer, and a diamond collar.” – pjperry

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MallardVHS

Picture by: hejohnson7

Look.

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 May 2011 10:00:00 +0000

Look. Just surrender the hamster. He doesn’t even LIKE you. He told me.

all ur eberyfing iz belong 2 meh.

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WilliamKeckler

Picture by: Unknown

There’s nothing to be scared of.

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 00:00:00 +0000

There’s nothing to be scared of. There’s nothing to be scared of. There’s nothing to be scared of. There’s nothing to be scared of.

but derz lotz 2 b cawshus ob.

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staycee79

Picture by: Unknown

When the dog

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 13:00:00 +0000

When the dog stealz yr chzburgr You must whip it

kinda liek ur hurrrr?

Faeborit Coment: “teh 80s called.
dey r mad cuz dey duzznt haz any lolcats!” – brainfire

LoL by: Whit

Picture by: Unknown

AND THE DOG

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 10:00:00 +0000

AND THE DOG WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

trawma can happin 2 aneewun.

Faeborit Coment: “It’s a bird, it’s a plane.. no.. it’s SuperCat!!!.. able to claw out eyes in a single leap!” – MonkeyBoy

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janadau

Picture by: Unknown

Pull cord

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 19:00:00 +0000

Pull cord to begin apocalypse

datz mebbe nawt teh bestest ob ideaz…

Faeborit Coment: “Apotcolipse Mrrrowwwrrrr!!” – trollingtomcat

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lauriegillcash

Picture by: Unknown

Keep ur hed down bunneh.

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 14:00:25 +0000

Keep ur hed down bunneh. Goggie’s on teh prowl looking for a skweeky toy.

doan worree tho, ai wil protekt u!

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Sylviag

Picture by: Unknown

Itteh Bitteh

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 00:00:50 +0000

Itteh Bitteh Securiteh Commiteh

itz all in a dayz werk.

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jcmccauley

Picture by: Unknown

When iz

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 22:00:33 +0000

When iz mai turn? Never.

gard ur bed wif ur nine lyvez.

Faeborit Coment: “it beez deh troof – aiz deh kween!!” – dharma99

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krazedladybug

Picture by: @liziziangel

Bruno started getting

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 15:00:07 +0000

Bruno started getting suspicious when the “pups” began to ask for cheezburgers.

itz a gud kwestion, u noez.

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katpharm

Picture by: Unknown

Pirates are rude,

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 23:00:35 +0000

Pirates are rude, crude, smelly and have a tendency to hump anything they can catch so doesn’t this costume belong on the dog?

plz 2 leev meh teh rum an wenchez, tho.

Faeborit Coment: “Yo ho yo ho ai kttehz lyf fur me!” – catena

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Winnie-Wonka

Picture by: Lisa

Just my luck.

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 11:00:22 +0000

Just my luck. The other pet in my new forever home is an uber friendly, jowl flapping, saliva slobbering, mammoth St. Bernard!

dis iz mai eksited face.

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DyannLynn

Picture by: Unknown

Mom, you see this crack?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 20:00:32 +0000

Mom, you see this crack? Every time you let the dog out, he steps on it. I think he’s trying to kill you and you should take him to the pound.

crakz r bery danjeruss fings.

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Winnie-Wonka

Picture by: Carl