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If you’re gonna name your kittehs in your will…don’t let them know. Well? Still twitching a little
speshullee nawt if dey haz siblingz.
Faeborit Coment: “Der yu goez agin kitteh, playin Klue. Miss Skarlett Puss, awn teh stare waye, wif teh “rap maiseff arown teh hoomin’s leggz.” Nao hu’s gonna serb up doze noms? Huh? Ebber fink abowt dat? Sheesh!” – ‘Niser
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Don’t let your cat watch Simon’s Cat!!!
simonz kitteh: gud fer teh lolz, bad fer traynin udder kittehz.
Faeborit Coment: “Hee sayz heez onlee watshing eet 4 teh LOLz.” – JuzJoe


Horror movie rule # 31 Don’t open the bag.
Faeborit Coment: “Dun’t open teh door. Dun’t run up teh starez. Wai do dey awlways run up teh starez? Dun’t go in teh basement. Oar teh attic. An’ dat police man is akchooally the cereal killer wearin’ teh ded police man’s yooniform.” – saaski
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Lookz Buddy. . . Ifz you donz like da way i’Z drive Den stayz off daz sidewalk
aifinkso ai iz a bery gud drivur, akshully.
Faeborit Coment: “Kitteh u kan draiv mai car..
Yesh ur gonna bee a star..
Hey, butt(!) kitteh wait, ur drivin mai Beetle!” – lion_rainbow

Follow your dreams ! except for that one where you’re naked in church
dat wun sounz moar liek a nitemayr 2 meh.
Faeborit Coment: “Wat abowt da one were I hab pink fuzzy slippers on at skool?” – MaggieNMarsh
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Sorry, fella, but Mama said never trust a man who wears white socks and sandals with his pink tutu.
Faeborit Coment: “… oar enny culler tutu, rly…” – seethrusoul
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