A bigger boat
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
And whut happened to the surfer dude?
Water skiing shark says “Faster, dammit! You have to go faster!”
While rest of the USA watches American Idol, giant shark leisurely eats snack, then spits out rubber residue.
giggggglol! teh kittehs out fur revenge in previous pages (e.g. kitteh in shnow, kitteh with santa hats, funnee haircutz, clothes…) are singing
row row row yur boat
gentlee down teh streem
throw the hyooman oberboard
listen to im screem!
Doze kittehs, tehy like tehre revenje…
I iz amayzed by yor lyricism.
hey, i just stoled it frum the kittehs.
you know, teh ones singing in my hed
(wanders off aimlessly, humming unidentifialbul toon)
awwww fanks for dat eerwurm….. aggggghhhh
deer turtlol,
yore welcome.
lub frum,
mary 0 adn teh kittehs in hur hed.
Mary haz givz me teh giggles wit dis ryme.
Holy gamoly, Cookie’s Human, u iz nawt second and nawt nawt second (dat wud be nawt fird?) and nawt nawt nawt second (aka nawt forf). Dat gotsta be sum kinda rekkerd.
Fur u I duz teh Swim. Reely fast.
CH, joo is on a lolroll.
Kayakers r frends.
Not fuuds.
Not this day, to this shark.
Maybe, if he’s lucky.
Shark jus wants to say hai.
[:
And get petted on the head, perhaps, like big wet kitteh…..
Sharks:
Teh new lolcats of teh ocean.
They eet tuna .. not need cans.
Maybe he just wants a nice ride in the nice boat with the nice fisherman.
Fisherman says, “Do I get a vote in this??????!!!!!!!??????!!!!!”
mebbee hee juss wunt too say “Tag, you’re it!!!”
(enneeboddee can membur dis? Wuz a monstur chasin sumwun….wuz cartoon?)
mite ov bin Animaniacs - woz Wakko, filmd in blak an wite, loks lyke horer muvi. Kamra vyoo chas he opstaar, donstaar, al rown til he trapt an cowrin een a kornr, den sumfing tuuchs him, an is Dot, an sez “Tag, you’re it!” I kant fynd de schtoopt fing on uutuub rite nau. sories.
petting sharky-skin-hed iz lyke been likked by a kitteh tong, only more so.
So .. inside-out tongue-cat.
: D
Onele hab one pointey end — bud dat one a duzzey.
OOO000oooo…..dat’s juss purrrekt! A Hai-fisch is a shark auf deutsch!!
Fischy sez Hai, peepz!!! Ich bin ein Hai!!! (grate whyte sharky)
Sehr gutt kitkay, sehr gutt!
Mir scheint es, mein lieber Herr paws, dazz dein (ok?? wir duzen uns jetzt?) Deutsch doch nicht so ganz vergessen ist!
weiss du bescheit, meine liebe Janet, (geht bei uns auch da Duzen?), dass paws ein “Herr” ist? Vermutlich kennst du ‘Paws’ etwas besser als ich ihn kenne.
No, I iz defin8lee mayl and strayt!
LOTR meets Finding Nemo FTW!
EEeep!
Predutur predut-ing.
an Prey iz praying…
Shark: need a bigger boat - this feller jus a snack
Fella: need a bigger boat - to distract sharkey
i sense much fail for teh fishermans.
Mebee hyoominz iz lukee an it B Shurman….
Awlthoah…dis donut luk liek Sherman’s Lagoon…
Steven Speelburger kitteh sez, “told u.”
Mmmmm…crunchee on teh outside
and a chewee center.
Haifisch sez: me also like inflaty-able kai-acts, wiff teh marsh-mallow-y outer layer–mmm, mmm, mmm!!!
Mmmmmmmm snaks! mai favrite!
yesh, yellow marshmellow peepz R az gud az it gits!
Deh surfrz sayz sharks tink teh yello iz cald, “yummi yello”, nd nots to bee warin deh yello schwim truncz er habin deh yello teeny biikiinii orb eeeeeeenytin’s A’TALL, elz bee teh KRonCHE nd den too mutsch bummrz fer deh humnz. Humnz not be handlz teh kronche oll tat wellz.
oh hey ….speekin ov surferz……teh Sunday Chronicul …teh famus Sanny Fransicoaz papaer, lass SUndai…..had teh HOLE top hafff ov teh frunt page ‘……showin teh guy hoo wun teh surf kontest….”Maveris” dey onli be surfin der fur a whil……but iza break wiff 30 footeded waves……an dey be thik wuns too….noawt a liddle thin wall “o watter fawlin awn u….but oh mi ggodnesssess,…..u wipe out der …….well letz putz it diz wai…..iz eesi to end up teh ded …
piccture show teh winnah flyin down teh fase ov a MONSTUR wave..an den had pages bout in latur….
useded to liv wiff teh surferz dudez….dey wer pretti, but der branes be watterloggeded…
sharky sez
dun worry, i iz nut gonna eat u
iz lukin fur mah frend george
Candygram
SNL FTW!!!
[nok nok]
[da dum da dum da dum da dum]
Who is it?
Land shark.
Go awai!
…
[nok nok]
[da dum da dum da dum da dum]
Who is it?
Candygram.
No u not, u Land shark!
How U no?
I herd da jawz muzik!
Land: we need to be on it.
an wii needz 2 doo it….NOW!!!!
U can’t alwais get wat u want
But iff u tri sumtiems, well u mite find,
U get wat u need.
hue-man sez 2 schark: Yer needz R knot relevent 2 my interests!!!
“I sunged mai songz ta mista jimmi
yeah, an hez said wun wurd to meiz n dat waz ded”
Rolling Stones!
Yeah!
momcat
Poopy pants.
I has dem.
FTW
WIN….I’z laffin so hard peeps is starin at meh…tanks Pint!
lolshark: pardun me, doez u haf anee Grey Poop-on?
kayaker: I dunno WUT color it iz, but I gotz it!
Sillee shark wans ta giuv humiez a “sharky-lick” jus fer fun
Humiez gunna needz nu swim trunkz
Umm…anal-retentive kitteh sez–it still NOT Richard Dreyfus kitteh–iz Roy Scheider kitteh. **sighs**
Jawz sez
NOM NOM NOM KRUNCH!!
dats shark or dats killah wail? gots white tummy no?
either way eeeep
das shark. i seen da documentaries bout dis pic. is real, is no photoshop. dat dere boat be holdin a marines biologist and dat dere fishy be saying ‘HEY! what dat dere yellow fing in muh waters?!?!?!’ he nevers bites no ones, but he most thoroughly inspects dem!
Ai fink dat marines bilologist canz haz hiz jawb awl to hisself!!
only fin stik outta water = whael or dolfin.
fin AND tael stik outta watr = sharkyshark
fanks for dat info, I awais wunner how to tell teh diff! Nowze I no!