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Jones Soda Contest Banner

Jones Soda Bottle with Happy Cat

U Could See Your Lolcat On Soda Bottles Across America!

Jones Soda wanted to put a lolcat on their clever soda bottles across the country. So we asked if we can run a contest to find that special lol. (It’s like American Idol, but we don’t has to listen to ur singing voice.)

UPDATE:
The contest is done accepting entriest! Fanks for all your 20,000 submissions. Now we’ll move on to selecting dat 1 speshul lol for the bottle!

How to enter:

  1. Make a lol*whatever via our Lol Builder
  2. After u submit or saves it, click on:
    “Enter This Lol In The Make Ur Lolcat Famous Contest!”
  3. Vote on your and other ppl’s submissions.

The top 5 Top Rated lolz will make the final cut (and win free Jones Sodas). 1 winning kitteh/ goggie/ whatever will adorn Jones Soda bottles across America! Make it funny, make it clevar. Do ur best to earn those 5-burger votes!

Cause u asked nicely, we maded a speshul voting page just for this contest.

Who dat Jones Soda?
Dese are the crazy pplz that brought u Turkey and Gravy soda (pleh). We prefers Tuna flavorz! :)

When:

Contest runs from Monday 3/24/2008 12:00 am to Friday 4/25/2008 @ 11:59 pm (US Pacific Time).

Frequently Emailed Questions:

  • Where can I find dis, teh Jones Soda?
    Try their locator.
  • Why Jones Soda?
    Cause they were cool enuf to ask us to put a lolcat on a bottle. How awesum is dat?
  • How will teh pix look on the bottle?
    Once u enter ur pix into the contest, we offer u a preview link.
  • Do I need to caption a specificial image or topic?
    No. Just be the funneh person u r.
  • How can I improve mah chances of getting on teh bottle?
    Make it entertaining. This is about the best lolz. (See American Idol reference above.)
  • How many times can Iz enter?
    As much as you can handle.
  • I lif in Australia/Englandia/India/Bukkit. Can I still enter?
    Sort of… You won’t be eligible for the prizes, but we may still use your submission on the bottle. (See the full rules below.)
  • If I drink lots of Jones Soda, will it help mah chances?
    No. Next question.
  • I am allergic to glass bottles. And cats or other creatures. How can I enter dis contest?
    Mabee is question for Dr. Tinycat.

Official Rules (Ittybitty print):

  • NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR ODDS OF WINNING. GAME BEGINS ON MARCH 24, 2008 AND ENDS ON APRIL 18, 2008 (THE “ENTRY PERIOD”)
  • ELIGIBILITY:
    The ICHC Jones Lolcat Promotion is open to individuals who are legal residents of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia and Canada (except in the province of Quebec, where is void, and wherever else prohibited or restricted by law) Participants must be 13 years of age or older. Employees of Jones Soda (the “Sponsor”), ICHC (“Publisher”) and their respective parent companies, franchisees, partners, retailers, affiliates, subsidiaries, advertising and promotion agencies, printing suppliers and any other individual or company involved in the development or execution of the Promotion and the immediate families (spouse, parents, children, siblings, and their respective spouses) and household members of each such employees, are not eligible to play or win. This Promotion is subject to all applicable federal, state, provincial, and local laws and regulations. By participating, you agree to these Official Rules and to the decisions of the independent judges whose decisions are final and binding in all respects. Sponsor reserves the right to verify eligibility qualifications of the winners.
  • How to Participate:
    Submit a lolcat photo to using the provided contest upload tool on ICHC. By submitting a photo the contestant warrants they own copyrights to the photo and that the photo does not infringe the copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret, right of privacy, right of publicity or other legal right of any third party, and (ii) complies with all applicable laws, rules, and regulations. Contestant further represent and warrants that: (i) there are no claims, demands or any form of litigation pending, or to the best of their knowledge, threatened with respect to any submitted photo; (ii) neither Sponsor or Publisher will be required to make any payments to any third party in connection with its use of submitted photo; (iii) the Contestant shall indemnigy and defend both the Sponsor and the Publisher against any such claims or costs.
  • Prize:
    Top 5 finalists will receive a free case of MyJones and a Jones Soda T-Shirt
    Grand Prize winner will have their photo printed on a national distribution bottle run of Jones Soda.
  • Drawing and Notification:
    Top 5 Finalists will be selected, from among all eligible entries received by voting conducted by the ICHC members during the weeks of March 24 through April 14. The Grand Prize winner will be selected from the Top 5 Finalists by voting conducted by the ICHC members during the week of April 21, 2008.
  • List of winners will be published on both the Publisher and the Sponsor’s websites for a month following the drawing and will be available by written request after that period of time.
  • Prize Conditions:
    All taxes and expenses not specified here are the sole responsibilities of the winner. Prizes are non-transferable and; no prize substitutions are allowed. Winner will be required to complete and return (within 10 days of written notification) an Affidavit of Eligibility and Liability/Publicity Release. Failure to comply with the 10-day time period may result in disqualification and an alternate winner selected .
  • If the winner is a minor (under 18 years of age) he/she will be required to have a parent or legal guardian sign an Affidavit of Eligibility and Liability/Publicity Release. Winner’s entry and acceptance of the prize offered constitutes permission (except where prohibited) for the Sponsor to use said winner’s name, photograph, likeness, statements, biographical information, voice and address (city and state), in all forms of media worldwide, in perpetuity, without limitation, notice or further compensation.
  • No substitution or transfer of prize is permitted. In the event of a printing or production-related error, neither Sponsor, Publisher, nor their respective advertising/ promotions agencies, participating retailers, nor their respective agents or suppliers shall have any liability. In no event shall more prizes be awarded than the number stated in the “Prizes” section above. All federal, state and local taxes are the sole responsibility of winner. Acceptance of prize constitutes permission to the Sponsor and its agencies to use winners’ names and/or likeness for advertising and publicity purposes, without further compensation, except where prohibited by law. By entering, the entrant agrees to hold harmless and indemnify the Sponsor, the Publisher, and their respective parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, directors, officers, employees and agents against any and all liability, damages or causes of action (however named or described), with respect to or arising out of entrant’s participation in this promotion, and/or the receipt or use of the prizes awarded herein.
  • The same Terms of Use as the site apply to this contest.
  • Using copyrighted, or watermarked images without permission will disqualify your entry. Plz. Get permission.
  • Yes! We accept pictures of pretty much anything, including dogs, chairs, famblies and fedoras.
  • Please don’t use pictures that contain logos or trademarks from other companies.
  • In the event of a tie or cheating, gaming teh systems, hacking the db’s or bribing the burgers with Nintendo Wii’s we reserve the right to punish the offenders. Tsk. Tsk.
  • Upon the conclusion of the contest, we will use the contact information provided with the original winning entry. If you do not respond by email within 3 days, we’ll move on to the next winnar!
  • This prize has no monetary value.
  • We don’t have to use any captions you submit.
  • We may modify the winning caption or image.
  • We reserve the right to change the rules.
  • If you don’t like these Terms, don’t send us anything! kthxbye.
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  1. graspee says:

    “The ICHC Jones Lolcat Promotion is open to individuals who are legal residents of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia and Canada (except in the province of Quebec, where is void, and wherever else prohibited or restricted by law)”

    Doesn’t sound to me lak Englandiaz can has entering.

  2. mary O'Spockn says:

    “We reserve the right to change the rules”. yup. just like a kitteh.

  3. Hitta says:

    pfft, you shud extends it 2 other cuntries

  4. Cupcake says:

    Dis nawt wurkin foar me. I try submittin one ting, an it gibs me a large page wit lots o stuffs liek
    “Server Error in ‘/’ Application.”
    “Invalid postback or callback argument. Event validation is enabled using “

  5. Michelle says:

    HALP!

    My lolbug has 26 votes, but iz not in rankings…

    http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=831616&contest=jones

  6. Ldyandrea says:

    I haz 2 entriez with 20 or moar votes……why not on topz list? Also, older entriez don show up nao fur voting, juz goez back to new onez. Halp!

    moar funny pictures

    moar funny pictures

    • cheezburger says:

      The voting page is designed not to show ones you already saw to prevent ballot stuffing. Not that you’d do that. :)

      • Ldyandrea says:

        It doesn’t allow you to vote more than once for a particular macro anyway. It seems like there’s a “loop” of only so many images, and as newer ones are being added, the older ones “drop out”. The reason I say that is because I have been able to look at a particular one more than once, but as the day progressed, those near the end of the “loop” would disappear completely. The other reason I think that’s the case is because the older macros vote totals all but come to a standstill after being posted for awhile. *shrug*

        Question for you though…..since votes are gathered both by number of votes, and on the scale (1 to 5 cheezeburgers), how do you determine a winner? By number of votes, regardless of cb rating? Or is it more complicated?

        Just curious, thanks! :)

        • cheezburger says:

          More complicated. We use a third party to tally and rank the top-rated standings…

          • Ldyandrea says:

            So, we can assume that means you have access to all of the voting information, and not just what is on display in the “Top Ranked” or “Hot” lists? Since they are woefully inaccurate, I’ve got to hope your judges are able to see everything and not just this list. Thanks again! :D

  7. dawntreader says:

    how do you get votes if your lolcat doesn’t get posted to the voting page?

  8. i tinks onley envy is machin it top5

  9. Tubs the cat had six too many cheezburgers.

  10. Coffeepillow says:

    Can I checkz how my lolcats are doing? I want know if I has 5 burgerz yet!

  11. lolcat says:

    How do i vote for all the other lolcats that are not in the rankings??

  12. marinda says:

    2 qweschuns:

    “By submitting a photo the contestant warrants they own copyrights to the photo” …it means we should only make lols with photos we upload, or what?

    “indemnigy” …is lolspeak 4 “indemnify” ?

    kthx

    • Teho says:

      yah and ders NO WAI 90% (plus!) of doze fotos complai wif dat! :P

      • K says:

        I agree, I think if there is any way ICHC can check the copyright on a certain picture that would be great. Otherwise ICHC could get into a ton of trouble. Using a picture in a way that is connected with something commercial, according to my understanding, could be jumped on in a way that pictures on the web for a non-commercial use might not be. I just don’t want ICHC to get in troubles.

    • marinda says:

      well, i maked sum submishuns wif udder ppls photos anywayz, i spoze i be seein wat happinz.

  13. lolcat says:

    How can you see the lols that r in the contest? I also submit alot of lols but none make it, How come?

  14. moo says:

    uummm… that is a cheetah

  15. Pony says:

    Hooray ICHC for making a voting area this time! :)

  16. Sam Jackson says:

    Hey u, go make me a sammich

  17. SWEETMAMAGIRL69 says:

    How do eye getz mah lolz on da frnt page?

  18. Winnie Wonka says:

    i has a query or two…where be the place to view ranking? And why can we not see all the previous submissions? Those who are late to the party are going to miss some stuff that’s just full of awsum!

    iz my opinion that celebrities and politicians not be used because of endorsement issues and all that stoopy legal crap – even ordinary every day jane and john public citizen must first sign release before their pictures can be used.

    and shouldn’t we keep it g-rated? better chance to get your lol used if it is in no way offensive.

    and what’s with all the beer/guinness entries??????

  19. sonya balony says:

    HALP! I made me sum lols on Firday and I had sum votes for dem, but now deh votes, they hav diskappeered. WTF?

  20. Winnie Wonka says:

    I just wanted to say that, after seeing some truly nasty stuff in the voting lineup I now have a much greater appreciation for the “filtering” done by the burgermeisters. All y’all just rock, right out loud!

  21. rainbow willowfish says:

    hoomanz not be stoopid pleez cuz jones soda not want to put name of udder produkt on dere own and u shuld be makin ur entreesez pertinitent to jones soda – me iz apprishitatin like winnie wonka the hard job of dem cheezburger kitteh daily filterers 2 (an also use gud pikshur and cairful how the font be workin lyke size and colur)

    • Winnie Wonka says:

      ai did sum chekkin on teh leegul poopy…plz not to use fayses of peeps, lynes furm muveez or singz (unless deyz publik dohmayn like “happee birfdae”), or udder advurtizin “catchphrases” (as well as pixors of udder products, n dat inkloods teh coke bears n stuffs)

      all iz sayin, why mayk a brillyunt cheezburger dat CANT be used…?

      iz jest mai imajinayshun or iz der moar dan 1 1-burger bandit owt der…?

  22. zembe2 says:

    Verry good to have food

  23. heatwave5566 says:

    meez not americun. meez inglish. i can has cheezburger rite now lol

  24. ssaamm says:

    ifn u live outside USA, send lolcatz pik to friend in USA (one whoom yu trust to send yu prizes ifn yu winz) and let them enter for ya. Kitteh problm solvd.

  25. ssaamm says:

    i troyd to add coment 2 awreddoy and nuthin gots addeded.

  26. Sadie says:

    Oops! Are we not supposed to use photos from the LOL Cats library of choices to caption for this Jones Soda contest? I am not clear on this.

    If we can only use our own photos, will someone please let me know?

  27. jodawn says:

    Sooo…anywho ever figure out how long it takes from time submitted to time listed on vote page? I’ve only put up one & I’d really like to find it listed! Somewhere! Please!!

    • marinda says:

      submishuns to kontest? rite aways! submishins to votes page? sumtimes rite aways, sumtimes next day, ushooly nevers *cry*

  28. daveulrich says:

    there is absolutely no link whatsoever that says “Enter This Lol In The Make Ur Lolcat Famous Contest!”. i have looked everywhere and i cannot submit mine. it must be a conspiracy because i’d win for sure ;)

  29. sallycat says:

    I lovz LOLCATs but I sads they is comercializeded nows

  30. stupidsocks says:

    Ummmmz, what if we enter ours and ummm, then we realize we haz to be 13z? Cause like I be 13z in a fhew monts but I stiwl 12, and I don’t knnow til nows that I haz to be 13z?

  31. marinda says:

    teh link to make submishun to kontest still dere wen we makes lol; i klikted it 2 see wot happins and it still makes submishun paij. burgerz prolly nose dis alreddy, huh. kthx.

  32. Melissa says:

    Cheezburgers are funny when a cat says it :) ;)


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