The OR is unusually quiet this night. The trauma surgeons mill around waiting for the next emergency. Will it be a heart attack? An overdose? A gun shot wound? They never know until a gurney slams through those double doors. A nurse calls out in the distance. A muffled “Incoming!” sounds from behind the doors. This calm uneventful evening was about to turn into chaos. The patient is wheeled into the room with utmost haste. The doctors scrub their digits and back themselves into the room. They look down at the man under their bright operating lights and gasp in horror.
“My god. His heart is nearly split in two. Brain trauma. And his nose. Look at his nose.”
The surgeon’s adrenaline was pumping as he tried to save this man’s life. He’d fix one problem only to have two more pop up. The patient was going down the drain and fading quickly. The doctor knew what he had to do.
“There is only one person who can save this man. Nurse… get me Dr. Tinycat.”
The message on the intercom resonated throughout the hospital. The young feline doctor knew he had no time to waste. His short legs were slowing him down. He needed to get to the OR in the hurry. So he hitched a ride to save time.
“What have we got?”
“Dr. Tinycat, thank god you’re here. I tried to remove them all, but it’s just too much.”
“No worries, doctor. You did your best.”
“Can you save him?”
“Indeed. This is child’s play.”
From the minute he was born, everyone could tell Felix J Tinycat was special. He figured out the litterbox at 2 days old. He had mastered advanced yarn play by three weeks. At four months he had memorized the complete works of William Shakespeare… in Russian. A child prodigy on the fast track to greatness. But even though he was becoming a mental giant, he soon discovered that he suffered from a rare feline genetic disorder. Vegrandis Cattus. He would be forever… tiny.
And adorable.
He began his medical studies shortly after he learned of his condition. He graduated from Cat Harvard medical school in a matter of months. The media picked up on his story and soon he was the most famous tiny cat doctor the world had ever seen. He was interviewed by all the greats. Barbara Walters. Larry King. Geraldo. He even did a regular medical Q&A segment on Oprah.
Dr. Tinycat was not content to be an expert in just one field of study. He learned specialty after specialty, amassing more medical expertise than anyone thought possible. There seemed to be no limit to his medical abilities.
Cardiology.
Virology.
End of life care.
Unfortunately, like many of those who are gifted, Dr. Tinycat was not without his faults. The pain from his condition caused him to abuse prescription painkillers. The buzz from the Vicodin could make him cold and sarcastic. He reveled in the opportunity to belittle his staff, proving his intellectual superiority.
He was known for being quite flirtatious with the nursing staff. A real ladies’ cat. He moonlighted in cosmetic surgery and some of his post-operative care techniques were somewhat questionable.
But the fact of the matter is… he saves lives. Those under his care have a better survival rate than with any other doctor. He heals the infirm. He treats the untreatable. He accepts any risky operation that comes his way. And even though his addiction causes problems from time to time…
If you are sick… Dr. Tinycat is the one you want reading your chart.
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW cuteness
agreed
@LoL.Lawliet I love your name!!!!! Sorry, i am a huge Death Note fan!!!!
Both of you have SUPER names!!! Death Note is awesome!!!!
And Dr. Tinycat….
And then…. DR. TINYCAT/DN MASHUP!!!! XD
“Oh no, L stopped breathing!” (completely not quoting the actual show.. XD)
“Get me teh catnipz!!”
….or maybe not…………
Lol
Death Note Epicness !! 
just continuin’ on the death note chain. don’t mind me.
WAJISAKI! JIBJOBYROO DAH KAIOKEN! FUS RO DAH! YODAKHIIN! KOKARIKASU! Okay, that’s all I got. Cya.
lol
iF hE w4nTs t0 bE scAreDy aBoUt knOwiNgGg nEW
thiNg5 h3 wiLl
fiND mY worLD ☼ so0N enoUgH
1 know righ1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death note….SUMWUN SAY DEATH NOTE! I LUV IT WHNE I FIND DN ACCIDENTALLY!!!!
i no rite? itz so cute!1!!!!!
Yay! I lubs me some Dr. Tinycat!!
Mees too!!
nyce 2 C U an yr abatar agin.
*snerk* Such a kyoot doctor!
Mai faeborit am teh “Cootie Shot” wun…arrrr!
This is great–do more! Like the lolrus and his bukkit, invisible stuff, itteh bitteh kitteh committee…you know–more of the ongoing themes.
They did teh lolrus a foo weekweekweeks agoh…nawt surr egg-sacklee wen doh…
Too cute!……..(brain explodes)
Call Dr. Tinycat…..STAT!!!!!
^5!
Heer teh CCC!! *MM cleens up teh braynz – sweepsweep, patspats* n puts teh braynz bak in teh hed! *splat* Dr. Tinycat pleez to soochur teh wuund!
Eets nawt loopuss!!!
Noap…it’s poopless!
baht eets nawt pewplezz…thiz pashunt iz pewpin owt ‘iz eerz!!!
definutlee shudda hired ze kangharooz.
AI fought It wuz Harbord Medicat Coal-age dat he Grad-u-ma- catted frum.
sawndz lykelee.
Hilarious!
Love House spoof, Operashun, and Pulling the Plug!
Aye needz mah cootie shot – STAT! hehehe
Aye mite needz a splortectomy also too.
*splort* yep — aye does. STAT
Skoopz up awn branze and skulkz awayz loogin furr taypez.
1) It’s never lupus.
2) Dr. Tinycat is a better doctor than the last 5 I went to.
Thx, Cheezburgers !! Taht wuz grait
!!
Ai lubs hao Dr. Tinycat insults Forman and Chase. Dey are reel eediots. Moar Dr. Tinycat pleeze. KTHXBAI.
14 ounces of kyootness an floof will kyoor anyfing!
I feels batter allreadE.
LOL
Splort!
Oh noes!! D-R is down!
CALL DR Tiny-Cat !! CALL DR Tiny-Cat !! CALL DR Tiny-Cat !!
* Dr Tiny-Cat raises daon teh corrydaw nd
*opens up hiz tiny doctor’z bag fild wib shinee steel fings*
*Teh Dr Tiny-Cat scoops up all teh brains and rinses them in sparkling waturs wib a littlol bit ob horsepistol disinfektant*
*Nao Dr Tiny-Cat puts D-R’s brains back in hed with soft ducky tape*
Now, no moar to be lukin at teh cute kittehs wifout extry tite CHRG, k?
*He cawls teh nerss hoo leads D-R to teh owt-payshunt laong nd sitz D-R down wif lawts of sweets and hawt chawklit*
* Teh nurse leeves a smawl peec ob payper wiv D-R az she leeves *
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* D-R wil chek teh bil layter wen shi haz recubbered sum moar
Heart heart heart…!…
Tanks u!
I has a gratitood.
nerse tu oh-ar, stat! pleez tu role up meh sleevz fo mayk cufs, sew ai ken oppurate! kthx!
Ai wud halp, butt (@!@) Ai iz moar dan 6 munths layte! SAT!
Is Dr. Tinycat accepting new patients? I need his expertise!
MEH TOOO
wont to b ill so he will treet me
OH MY GOD!! I looooooove it! Dr. Tinycat! The brilliance and cuteness of this site is amazing…..I love the new Dr. Tinycat series….my addiction to LOL Cats is now complete.
Ooh Dr. Tinycat, you are brilliant…truly a practitioner of the HippoCATic oath!
Whoever put this together is fantastic. Absolutely adorable. I’d love to see a continuing storyline…
As teh Dr Tinycat turns… or Days of our Dr. Tinycat…
the “pooping out of his ears” caught me off guard and made me spray tea at my monitor
what kind of tea?
haha
Happened with meh too, except for it was now tea. ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE, IT WAS SALIVA
dumb way to induce 12 year olds frogman
dumb
Erm…
I’m pretty sure when the first dr tinycat tshirt was introduced on SOTD the description said Tinycat was a girl. Now you are telling me the cat is a boy? Which is it?
Very cute though =)
Yep I was right. I f you go look at the previous SOTD page and click on the first tiny cat shirt, the description clearly says:
“Today I stopped being Princess Mittens Tiny Cat the Third, and I became Dr. Tiny Cat M.D.”
So which is it Cheezbugers Admins? Girl or boy?
Yeaaaah, I wuz finking teh same fing. Buleeb it or nots, I are a girl doctor and berry proud to fink of Dr Tinycat as I go boutz my adbenturz saybing teh peeps. Go Princess Mittens Tinycat teh Third, aka Dr Tinycat–you da WOMAN! Er…queen?
Plenty of cats have changed their gender identity as adults: it often happens when a ‘tomcat’ has kittens.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
i <3 me sum dr. tinycat =^..^= 2 coot!
awwwwww *brain explodes*
aktulleh him haz a cheezburger addiction he’s always sending his staff out 2 teh drivethrews
Dc. Tinycat iz a gwiat Dc. he cuerd meh of mai untweetible dises.
dr. tinycat haz gived me an epic happy =^.^=
Mah freend was funneh, she coulbn’t stop squeeing
o noez, i haz a cut
I NEED DR.TINYCAT!!!!!! SURGERY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
…DA DOCTA IS IN…..da houuuuse…
WHY DOES HE CHANGE COLORS?
He’s a magical doctor (:
He changes to his patients favorite cat color
Heh heh heh ai luv kitteh majick (: PS the last thing is a mouse
He iz needing to fur surgery
He regenerates.
GO Dr. TINY CAT!!
Dis iz kyoot! Butt shud we entirvines hiz adikshun to teh pain chillers? Tehy iz teh dangurus, Dr. TC! Doan du tehm! *begging eyes*
it cut fur thesi pics
i haz a sikee. send dr. tinycat too meh plz STAT
Dis iz dorable!
whaz happens if teh blood pressure fing squeezes 2 hard……i doesnt rly want 2 find owt
Me- Dr. Tinycat? I have a headache!
Dr.Tinycat- Mew meaow mew mew meow *Translation* It’s from your lack of cute cats, like me!
Lol, My name is Felix…..I must be descended from Dr tinycat! *Gasps*
Squeeeeeeee SO CUTE*brain explodes*CopperWood-theCoppertabbyLolKitteh:I NEED DR.TINYCAT!!!!!! SURGERY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH Please MY FRIEND’S BRAIN EXPLODED From all the Cuteins Please help dr. tinycat dr. tinycat: to The Rakuse * Dr Tiny-Cat raises daon teh corrydaw nd
*opens up hiz tiny doctor’z bag fild wib shinee steel fings*
*Teh Dr Tiny-Cat scoops up all teh brains and rinses them in sparkling waturs wib a littlol bit ob horsepistol disinfektant*
*Nao Dr Tiny-Cat puts D-R’s brains back in hed with soft ducky tape*
Now, no moar to be lukin at teh cute kittehs wifout extry tite CHRG, k?
*He cawls teh nerss hoo leads D-R to teh owt-payshunt laong nd sitz D-R down wif lawts of sweets and hawt chawklit*
* Teh nurse leeves a smawl peec ob payper wiv Aroras az she leeves *
* Aroras wil chek teh bil layter wen shi haz recubbered sum moar *CopperWood:TY Dr Tiny-Cat Gives bag of sweets and pillz to Dr Tiny-Cat Dr Tiny-Cat: Ty to you too Your friend will be a Week If she look more cute on icanhascheezburger.com OK? now i going to brake to injoy this bag of sweets and pillz ok?CopperWood: ok ty injoy that bag of sweets and pillz I’m going the geft shop see you later. * gos to geft shop looks at stuff *Gasps* grap bag of sweets and Cute toys buys bag of sweets and Cute toys gos to Aroras room gives bag to Aroras* Aroras:ty Dr Tiny-Cat: hey Aroras *gives Aroras a laptop * Aroras:tyDr Tiny-Cat Dr Tiny-Cat:no problem;) Its on cheezburger Aroras:
the end.
CopperWood
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Yrs. Me likey
And my name too
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me too
.I must be descended from Dr tinycat!
So wait……….Dr. Tinycat is like…….House in cat form??? (But more adorable.)
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DR. TINYCAAAAT!!! My hero! \o/ \o/ \o/
Odd that Dr. Tinycat is not a veterinarian…
OMIGOD HOUSEEEEEE! KITTEHS!!!!! *DIES* TINYCAT TO THE RESCUE!!!!
Kyute, yes.
an funnee: A real ladies’ cat. He moonlighted in cosmetic surgery and some of his post-operative care techniques were somewhat questionable.
Ai fink Ai mite lyke dat.
Aww! How cute! If I ever need a doctor, I want Dr Tinycat!
Awww..I only know 1 doctor who is more cute.
(No, I dont mean House or Who, or some other stupid duckface from television or internet)
:cyoot:
I wonder what it acctually is if you do poop out of your ears………. i know what it is called it is called diarrho-ear
Is calld die-EAR-rhea. lol
probably an IBKC member…
ohhhhhhh god O.O
So cute. I just came skittles.
Roles iyez.
Does Dr. Tinycat do housecalls?
http://doctorcatmd.com/2011-01-10/doctor-cat
Reminds me of Doctor Cat. <3
Catastic!
He’s a LOT cuter than my doctor!!!
Dr. Tinycat izza lil’ Keow wifa gud ejamakayshun in beein a Dr.
OK LOOK AT ALL OF MY COMMENTS TO SPELL SOMETHING!
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NOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!! cootie shot!!!
Don’t worry im a doctor LOL
Oh noes, so much squeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLORT*
OMG SO CUTE
rofl cute
notice to all of tinycat`s patients he will be on a vacation for the next few months
so we will hire a substitute doctor buy if its an O.R he has a station in his suite
palme kitten resort mayfield 2288 mockingbird lane
~assistant/male nurse
I want him to be my doctor!
I LOVE TINYCAT and JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iz so cyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot an cyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot an cyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot an ai luv dr tinycat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor Tinycat, wyz Chase so darned stoopid
Me: Oh my god sooo cute! *head explodes*
Sister: CALL DR.TINY CAT! STAT!
THESE KITTENS ARE SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
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Ai finks dr. Tinycat is a doctor/surgeon 4 the IBKC. So cute and special he bypassed teh trials.
LOL MEDICAL STUFFS
FLIPPIN EPICLY CUTR! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DR TINY CAT ER TINY AND CUTE YAYS!
this is just a verry cute (SQUEE!!) rip-offf of house m.d. (which is an amazing show!)
get it on.
hes meh doctor he cured my lfmao XD
CUTIETHATDOESNOTLOOKTHESAMELMAO
Too many Dr. Tincats! The cuteness overwhelmses us !
i love this site!
Dr Tiny Cat!
I have a dire medical condition and need emergency hug therapy!
It must be from you, Dr Tiny Cat, as I demand nothing less than the best.
Reply Sat!!!!!!