Happycat wanders the earth with no particular destination in mind. His only wish is to spread the happiness he feels to others. To bring bits of joy to those who may need it. He asks for nothing in return, except maybe the occasional cheeseburger. He loves his cheeseburgers.
So why is he so happy? What is it that makes him feel joy every second of his life? Scientists at the Cat Institute of Brains were equally curious about this constant contentedness that Happycat seems to always display. After analyzing and comparing Happycat’s brain to a normal cat’s brain, the reason was clear. Happycat has an astoundingly large happiness gland. So large that all of the other parts of his brain have to be tiny in order to fit in his head.
As you can see, the part of the brain left for thinking is quite diminutive. I’m not saying he should ride on a bus shorter than other buses, but… I will admit he is no rocket scientist. Cat mathematics are a challenge for him. Spelling has always given him trouble. He claims he understands the plot of Lost, but I have my doubts. And the finer points of opening doors do escape him from time to time.
He was on Celebrity Jeopardy once. Believe it or not, he made it to Final Jeopardy, but things went south from there.
Many people wonder if Happycat can ever get sad. It is a very rare occurrence. In fact, there is only one time that Happycat completely lost his happy. It started out as a typical day. He stopped by his favorite burger place to fill up on cheeseburgers.
He became completely unhinged at that moment. He saw only red and became enraged. Somehow his happiness gland turned into some sort of mega-fury gland. It’s hard to explain what happened next.
The National Guard’s Emergency Cheeseburger Department was called in to bring Happycat several hundred burgers in order to resolve the incident peacefully. Happycat’s head decreased in size and returned to his body. He was once again happy and all was right. After some more study, scientists discovered that the proteins found in beef and cheese stimulated that happiness gland. If he goes too long without them, it can severely disrupt his brain chemistry.
Scientists learned quite a bit in their studies of Happycat. He may be the key to the perfect antidepressant. But even with their cat scans and brain tests and chemicals and whatever else it is that scientists do… there is one aspect of Happycat that has them completely baffled. For some reason… Happycat cannot die.
It’s a known scientific fact that normal cats have 9 lives. Happycat, however, seems to have an endless amount. Death has come for him many times, but has never succeeded. He once licked a stun gun. He took a bath with a toaster. He wandered off a cliff. He wandered off a cliff on a Segway. He wandered off a cliff on lemming-back. He has been struck by lightning 17 times and run over by various vehicles 38 times. Then there was that time he attempted to prepare his own blowfish. He had diet coke and pop rocks. He was attacked by a bear and then he was attacked by a slightly smaller bear. And while on a hunting trip, he was accidentally shot in the face by Dick Cheney.
Each time that he should have most assuredly died, he just walked away with a smile on his face and a bounce in his step.
Because of his resistance to death, it is said that he is ageless. He has always been and always will be. I realize that statement may cause skepticism, and I was once unconvinced of this myself. But if you peruse the annals of history, that infectious smile seems to pop up quite a bit.
In the end, the science of Happycat is of no consequence. All you really need to know is if you are ever feeling blue and you could use some cheering up, just call on Happycat to lift your spirits. It’s easy to summon him. Before you lay down to bed at night, just put a cheeseburger under your pillow. The next morning you’ll be awakened by a gentle licking of the face. You’ll open your eyes and see that great big smile and those chubby gray cheeks, and your heart will fill with joy.
For he is Happycat.
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Maybe now peepz will believe me wen I sez, “Hey! Watch out fur teh flying giant cat heads wiv lazers shootin out their eyes!” Srsly! I do nawt lie.
oh and… plz 2 make a Napoleon Happycat T-shirt.
kthxbai
GCHLoki =^,,^=
yes,yes,yes!!
YAY! Happy Cat Bonaparte 4 teh shirtz!
But shouldn’t it be “Napoleon BonaPURRte”?
yes but spelled like this
Napoleon Bonapurrrte
cool shirt but we don’t have to look so simple
I say yes to the shirt!!!!!!!
Or maybe “Napurrleon”??
Happoleon Bonapurrrrte
Like yours bestest….
Yeah…know it would all be the same case…was just makin’ caps for empahsis…not shoutin’, honest!
Would make one tiny edit to portrait, tho’…he gots no cheezburger in dat hand! And he gots no hands, gots paws…
I love that cat mew2 do you? I love cats soooo much that i am geting one or two i don’t know.
im getting one for my birtday
lolz Homestuck reference!
Napoleon Happycat Shirt idea is seconded for a second time.
Iz sekonding dat. ENDLESS HAPPYS!!!!
(=^,^=) (=^,^=) (=^,^=) Lots of cats!!!!!!!!! ^^
i <3 cats!!! i have 1 kitten. a maine coon. white and black. her name is dawn.
How did you put those faces? :l
Napoleon BonaPURRte T-Shirt is a definite fashion statement and a necessity!!
you’re friggin weird
so are you!I wuld liek a hapoleon bonapurrt t shirt but dey do not maek t shirts in kitteh sizes.
Your name has some words in that even a cat would not want to see.
relly learn some meaners at the table relly people should know like YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FTW Means For The Win
did you read the book WARRIORS
Can you rewrite that in readable spelling?
Buht that naut wht teh internets is 4
on icanhazcheezburger, thare iz no normal speechez. iz nawt right. welcomez to teh wurld of lolspeakz!
How did you put that face Iinneahaga?
jus do this ; ) but no spacez. or this : ) again, no spaces. this iz wat tey look lyke:
i go 4 da happoleon !(happoleonis napoleons cat)
yup. ==
THE CHEEZBUGERZ IZ A LIE
-_-
num num to burger and boom boom to potato.Here the potato is the
floor with TNT on it.BOOM! It r go boom boom.lol
A Happycat T-shirt?! Sounds good to me! =^.^=
Awesome! I’m making a book!
lol so so true and i love the part when it says ”say wut now ”
Brilliant! What a great not-second to see very not-second thing in the morning! I will have to admit, the Dick Cheney bit caught me by surprise and I really did LOL.
And I second the Napoleon Happycat tee shirt idea.
Yeah, I nearly died laffing at teh Dick Chaney bit. lol
me toooo…… it was great!!
I must disagree. The Dick Cheney LOL was NOT in place with Happycat cheezburger motives. It was way too violent for Happycat.
da Dick Cheney wuz not funnez
Do you mean Nyan cat???!!!????
This was great!!! LOL! All this time I never knew the story…thanks, Happy Cat!!! Have a wonderful day!!!
Hasunt hee awways?
Iz thurd.
I am lucky. I have a Happy Cat and would love a Napolean T-shirt
I wish I had a Happycat. I only have four Sadcats. Though I think a Napoleon poster would be better. Or a mug. Mugs are good.
I really lold at that!
I haz a bi-polar cat…
DON’T COPY HAPPY CAT’S NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Technically they didn’t…there’s a difference between a Happy Cat and Happycat. “The” Happycat’s name is all one word, as opposed to other cats who emulate Happycat and are therefore Happy Cats. I have a Happy Cat but not a Happycat. Besides, I suspect Happycat is too busy with his cheezburgers to worry himself about other Happy Cats, especially since his goal is to spread the happiness. Just think of Happy Cats as disciples of Happycat…..
Iz wubz itz!
Ohh! Teh Happy Cat is wunderfullz to see in my inboxes dis moreningz! Makes me bery happeh! I totly loled at awl this! =D
I haz ait Happycats ob my very own! I lubs tem all very much butt(!) unfortnetly, they only haz nein libes. I once haz a Happycat that livd twnty for yerz, that waz grait! Butt (!) she still left me, so we do need a HappyCat t-shirt.
id feww so baddddddd if mai Happycat weft me 2…suppowt 2 da max!
i do kitten/cat rescue…i love happycat and all that goes with it.
I are ur kitten momcat.mew
LOVE
meow meow meow meow happycat brings happiness into the lives of everyone he meets
harayz for happycat!
Happeh Kat iz da bombe!
I can has happy cat beetles shirt?
OH Hai..Mee 2?
i wantz one 2 plz
Mee 2!!! I luvs teh Beatles!
Iguant wun tew! Yeah yeah yeah!
GIMMEE A HAPPY CAT BEATLES T- SHIHRT
Dat wun maded me LLOL.
Cheney shirt!!!!11! You no can libelz the ded.
Oh…. Wait….
LOLZ so big ai chokeen on soup, almos awt noses!
This payge gives me teh happyes.
The most interesting cat in the world. His mother has a tattoo that reads “Kitteh”. If the world were his kitteh box it would never stink. His blood smells like catnip. He is the most interesting cat in the world.
lolz
Happycat iz an enspearashun 2 uz al! Doon wori, bi hapi! Zo sez Happycat
The world needs more Happycat *sage nod*
u gotz dat right
I have a fatlazycat and a grumpykillyouifstaredattoolongcat…….
I haz a biteuwifmaiteefiescat an lovemeIzdeprinsezcat an…well iz haz had lotz of kittehs. luvs em all. kthxbai
This is the 3rd time in 3 years i’ve written to compliment you and let y’all know how in the worst of times, you guys and your hard work get me thru it. I LOVE YOU!!! Thank you for all your hard work!!
Meh 2!
sometimez I haz to run 2 mah office at werk close teh door and git me sum Happeh Kat off da interwebs.
Aifink Happeh Kat savez mah job.
Fank U Happy Kat
I dunno. I don’t believe that Happycat is a dumb as he might seem. I mean, you know cats. They can fool you. “Sit.” “Stay”. They can’t learn it. But then one day you realize that they can do stuff like read the labels on cat food cans and stuff like that. Or your Siamese starts saying “Hello” every time you come in the door. And then you know. Cats are strange. Happycat looks to be a blue British Short Hair. They are some of the smartest cats out there. Yes, he wants cheeseburgers. However, I would add to that. He probably knows how to GET CHEESEBURGERS, too. So he can’t spell. Could Einstein spell? I don’t know. And I doubt anyone CARES whether or not Einstein could spell. It doesn’t matter. Same thing with Happycat.
I thout he looked like a Russhen blue
Yes he does. Does anyone know for sure?
Mai happy cat sez ‘No, we happycats are britush shorthairs. Cheezeburgers give us da lovely full face, big smile, and brick bawdy. Moar cheezeburgers pleaz.’
[lolspeak off]
Happycat is a Chartreux, a breed from France with a dense gray coat and a characteristic muzzle shape that gives them a permanent “smile.”
The IRL backstory of Happycat is almost as amazing as the story told here in Cheezburger Confidential. There used to be a page linked to ICHC (anyone else know where it is?) that explained that Happycat was discovered in a cat food advertisement from Europe. Wish I could link it here – it was called something like “Why are all these people talking this way?”
Ah, Charterux do look similar to brits. Happy cat must be a chubby one, as he’s getting that fuller face. But of course! He’s happy cat!
y does dis commen has so many commens!
Cuz its a comment
happycats smile iz not a muzzle shape it iz a real smile u iz a party pooper!!!
No matter what breed Happycat is, he is one of the cutest kitties i have ever seen! I used to have a fat gray boy who was never sad, unless I paid a bit of attention to his brothers and sisters, and he thought he was being ignored. Spoiled? Nah… Overly loved.. Like Happy… Cheezburgers for him!
He’s the rare happy kitty breed from happy cheeseburger land
Iz Happycat dizleikx?
No dizleikx -jezt lizdexik frum resent epasode of cattertonya-but feline betr now
Yes, mai happycat sez ‘We brits, OBSERVE. I mai not spell, an’ I have the grace an arrow-dynamicks of a flying ‘tater, but I know FULL WELL where you hyde all toys, hooman.’
Donot kno ef Mr. Einstein speld right or not butt kno he sposedly didnot speek til he was 4 yrs old, butt prolly jus didnot hav much 2 say til then. Huh? Tankz 4 all funeez, efen da 1′s dat don mak me laff as much…
einstien could spell but he had terrible hand writin it haz been provin that bad hanwritin is a sign of genius so if a of meh teachers are on here ha i iz genuis
And HappehKat can dreiv a kar. Dat clever.
Rite! Bsidez, how cud he beez stoopid and still beez able to drive? Also, he noez to go 2 teh dryve thru for nomz. Not everycat can do dat!
HAPPYCAT FTW!!!
*lolspeak off* That is not true, my cat will come on command, and we are working on sitting on command.
Ai noes menny hoomins whu can’t reed diffurince between Pull an Push awn doors. An Ai getz tu kleen up awl dere han prince.
wait wut pls talk a little bit uhhm les word in a comment
Yesh, sumtymes we use tu menny Lolspellings in wun sentince. At leest, Ai kno Ai do. Um. I know I do.
It’s not a matter of “they can’t learn it” but rather a matter of whether they CHOOSE to learn it. Knew a dog like this: when he was a puppy it took months for him to learn to shake hands and his owner thought it was because the pup was too dumb to learn it, but I contend that he was smart enough to learn early on that if he just sat there with an adorable expression on his face he’d eventually get the treat. Same thing with cats only 1000 percent moreso, and I’m sure that those who do “learn” such tricks get together with other cats (or go to kitty chatrooms) and tell all the other cats, “I taught my human to do the cutest thing…”
Happycat iz happeh
thanx for wundreful hiztory lezzin!
IMA FIREN NMEH LAZAH!!!
i lold at shoop da whoop firin is lazor.(btw,is da bagel fwom dunkin robins?cuz dey tase goooooood!)
itz a aye lazor nawt a shoup da woup. (btw, i thinkz yoo meenz dunkin’ doughnuts)
Ai likd teh “Dunkin Robins”!
Dunkin donutz an baskin robinz? WHAT CUD GET ANY BETTUR!?
We all nose taht teh kitteh wuz kunsidurrd saykrud in anshunt Egypt. Ai vote fur HAPPY CAT fur prez-fur-lyfe uv Egypt ryte naow. Awl in fayvur, RT.
My phone-email thing-a-ma-bobber made a noise at me just as I was going to sleep, and Iwas like, “wut dis! Bettur nawt be teh spamz!”
What a lovely sight I did see! ICHC email, with a bedtime story!
Thank you ICHC and Happycat!
But in all srsness, I’d really like to know who the REAL ACTUAL cat is. Where did the original image come from? Do his owners realise what their cat started?
I dontz now ware da origginal immaje caem from, butt (!) ie doez wish thaat ICHC wood do someding liek dat.
He also died. :C
(srsly, google happycat died)
Heez spireet shall leev on in teh interwebz!
Q-Q Let us hope his spirit is in Heaven right now eating cheeseburgers ’til his little heart’s content. *bowshead*
All very nice, but where is the Happy Cat power card?
Omfg…. OMFG!
I just googled “napoleon cat” to find a higher resolution copy to use as wall paper on my phone. There is actually a breed of cats called napoleon cats…. not happycats with french military clothes, but a beeed of stumpy legged cats.
Man, Napoleon must be roling in his teeny grave in anger.
Yeah, or rolling in fear. I researched napoleon and he actually had a phobia of cats. I found that interesting. o3o
awesome!
Fanx a Million fur teh update on our beloved Happy Kat…I is all smart now…and Happy., From Nippy.
Iz Happy cat Danish? >_>
No, he’s British
So Happycat is the Winslow?
I want a Napoleon Happy Cat teeshirt too! Please make one available if you would. This was a great article. Please keep them up and keep Happy Cat stocked with all the cheezburgers he needs. We don’t want anymore lazer incidents.
Wear teh Walrus wit teh bloo bukit? Ken U du his storee, 2? Wee wud lik dat a lot. Eye wuv him.
This may be worth clicking on. http://icanhascheezburger.com/lolrus/
Yor wish iz mai command – teh Lolrus wuz teh beriberi nawt sekund Cheezburger Confidential.
Iz nawt so gud wif links. Copy tihs into yur address bar an close up teh gap:
http: //icanhascheezburger.com/lolrus/
If Happy Cat is happy
then I’m happy!
thaat meens ur allwaes happeee
When is happycat’s birthday?
Ebery dai iz HappyCat’s birfdai.
He can haz cheezburger wif a birftay candul. :3
For future knowledge, HappyCat’s evil twin resides with me. No amount of cheezburgers will cheer her up and she plots against us while we sleep.
I also, have one but, with a manx tail. I think she is an alien who didn’t get all of the catsuit instructions correctly.
ohemgee, Basement Cat livvs inn urr howse?????
Aktch lawz sez u no can SLANDER teh ded. Get it rite!
Happy cat is blue British Shorthair. Great temperaments & more common than Russian Blues. Russian Blues are not such happy cats. They are more standoffish and not popular. There are several working in LA as animal actors, you see them all the time (‘cat magnet,’ ‘Desperate Housewives,’ etc). I used to show cats CFA and you always saw British SHs and never saw Russian Blues.
I mean there are several blue British SHs working in LA.
Ai tinks Happycat iz Murrican Burr-meez. Heez kyoots nundaless
lol, Holy buttered biscuits! I shot you in the face!
S’ok.
That’s ma fav. XD
Meh lobs happy cat, we gots five meezer happycats but theys plotting too. hahhaha.. shot inna face …good one!!
i would buy the cat top
and where iz meh chezz burger
Love Happy Cat! Not up on LOL speak, so just thank you very much. The world will be saved by Happy Cat!
Luv ittt
We all need HAPPYCAT! HAPPYCAT for President!!!!
I luvs Happycat and all his frenz. I alwayz look at Lolcats befor I go to sleepz, to give me the happy dreemz. Kthxbai
Thanks to whoever made this! I laughed so hard everyone downstairs had to come up here and see what I was rofling about. Happycat’s happy had infected us all.
I haz a cat wif brain like Happycat! I just call him “special,” cuz he rides de short bus.
We thinkz Happycat is de bestest!
LMAO!! This is hysterical! I love that cat! That cute fat face! He must be a British Shorthair or a Chartruese..anyway, LOVE HIM!!!
Me and all my critters loves Happycat!! Even my feathered friends at Lila’s Room with views! {and that’s sayin’ somethin’ too!}. Everyone should have a LOL!
Did nawt haz tiem tew reed awl AWSUMFULL thred! Did HappyCat confer wif “ZELIG”? YAY! How can I printz dis out n save on real paypur fur futur genxz in cays ov Sunspot EM attak?
*heehee*
Yes! Nappy Napoleon is just the kitty’s knees!
awesome story! wOOt for Happy Cat!
i lold,,then i went around and i lold agen ,,,i lubz happykat
LMAO!! Dat wuz BRILLYANT! Yoo gize r teh bestest!
This wuz fun 2 read wile enjoyin’ my mornin noms.
Dere shud also bee a speshul plase in owr harts for teh hyoomin hu offerd Happycat teh cheezburgur in teh furzt plase, elis – ellicit- cawsing teh orijinal joyus smiel.
How I lurve Happycat! An all smilin cats!
An all teh catz, now taht I fink of it.
*keelz ober laffin at Meg’s kommint* omcc, ai lub it!
isn’t this cat just a puppet/robot used in the movie ‘the labyrinth’? or some other strange 80s movie, i forget exactly.
lolz plz make a story about bat cat.iz funny.kthxbai i go get noms now:3
ai lubz teh “we can’t stop here it’s bat country” pic berrrrrry much!!!!
Also my Favoritest!! I rofled when I saw it!
I HAS HAPPI CATS, THO THEY ARE NOT OFFISHLLY MINZ — DEY SOMEHOWZ DISCUVURD THAT I IS A CATS LUVER….SOOO, DEY TOOKS UPS WIT MEH. DEY APEERZ AT MAH DORE EVER MORNIN’ – SKRATCHIN MAH SCREENS DOOR, WEIGHTING FOR FUDS. I BRINGZ IT RITE AWEIGH. DEY ALLOWZ MEH TOO STROKS DEM FOUR UH FYOO SEKUNZ, DEN TURNS ON ZEH FUDZ AND SLURPZ IT UPS INZ THUREE SEKONDZ. NOWZ, I IZ POUR — BUT MAH CATZ IZ HAPPPPI!!! THANKZ TOO GODZ FOR DIS’S BLESINGS!
AHHHMEHN! — BEARY KLARKS
“There are two means of respite from the miseries of the world: music and cats.”-Albert Schweitzer (maybe not his exact words, but his exact thought)
V. nyce, an tru. Ai muss add in goggies, mai furst luv. Ai gets teh sad if Ai nawt lissens tu music fur tuu lawng.
Aftur awl, teh cheezburger iz nachur’s purrfekt fuds.
happy cat’s brain also needz da “GET NOMS” area.
cuz he wuntz tou have teh cheezburger!
Ai wuz jus’ finkin dat, too.
omg i luv HappyCat he is sssooooooooo awesomly cute!!!!!
i had cheezeburger for lunch, i comes home dere is
happy cat. coweenseedens? i fink NAWT.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLMFAO
HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I love it! Happy Cat makes me happy!!
SOMEBODY MAKE ONE ABOUT THE ‘I MADE YOU A COOKIE’ CAT.
Did some research. Happycat is a grey British Shorthair. Chartreux have longer ears that are not spaced so wide apart. Russian Blue are more streamlined all over. The Brits also have that wonderfully self-satisfied grin whereas the Chartreux smile is much more subtle and refined.
Yep! Ai seed teh Cats 101 episode when dey wuz comparing teh Chartreux and teh British Shorthair, the BS has teh chubby cheeks an a bery stocky round body, like teh Scottish Fold, wif teh bery sawft fur lyk teh bunnehs…Happy Cat gibz meh teh warm fuzzeez insyd…
me nos believe you i own a russian blue that wut they look like my charlie smiles like dat to
Cud be dat Happeh kitteh is cupb kayp cayb canz be the faborit breed uv eech kitteh-lubber.
omg I LOLed and almost blew my drink out my nose!
HAPPY CAT must be an Independent….cause he knows that the Dems are on their way out…and the Independents and Republicans will always provide noms for him. His credo: “Give me noms, or give me death….but don’t even consider the last one.”
Ai haz a happee awl ober teh playc. Ai lubs teh Happycat
dis beez bery funneez. sank yous!
oh, i forgets dis part. i wood bai a napoleoon shirtz, and awlzo a petrogliff shirtz.
I think my cat’s brain is half ebils, udder half is twouble.
Happycat can nevur die az long az teh wurld haz cheezburgers. When dere are no more cheezburgers (OH NOES!!!), his happy gland will kersplode. But that won’t happen cuz teh wurld will never run out of cheezburgers! YAAAYZ!
Want! Sew much want!
i has feel hapinez since i furst sow hapikat. =)
Happeh Cat iz ta wizest lolcat in teh entire wurldz. All hailz da Happeh Cat!
gimme more happy!
HAPPYCAT!
I love pics. of happy cat! I have 4 myself!
OMFG heerz sumfing grate aifownd
http://www.break.com/index/the-history-of-lol-cats.html
Ai thinkz dat dis Happeh kitteh iz da equibbalent ob Chuck Norris . .
plz 2 put tha hilarryus pic uv bruva happee cat in tops hat ‘n suit nex 2 aberham linkin on tshirtz
Ai tinkz tht happiae cat iz awezome!
i own a russian blue and that is wut they look like happycat is definetly a russian blue also what iz anapolean happycat shirt
kthxbai
i own a russian blue happycat is definatly a russian blue also what is a napolean happycat t shirt
kthxbai
luks at pix abuv. Wun shows faymus
Happy Cat is actually a British Shorthair
HA HA! SO FUNNY!!!!☺☺☺☻☻☻♥♥♥♥♀♀☺♦♣♠
I am noaw preparin for the coming of HAPPYCAT!!
sooooo cute!!!!! my cat is a real jerk. i wonder if he could knock some sense into my cat….
meet da newest beetle!!!!!!! now I can tell peeps watch out for giant cat heads with lasers shooing outta their eyes!!!
damm mai familys allergies, everyone in my family is allergic to cats, so we cant get one T^T however, when we visit anyone else i ignore my allergies on purpose and spend 5 times more time with the cat(s) then the hoominz.
no swearing for cheezburger.
Cheezburger is a place of peace and serenity, the modern Eden, but where evrything is made of cheezburgers.
This was HILARIUS. especially the part when happy cat lost his happy.
I was hoping for some information on the real cat :\ I think his name was Frank, possibly. I know he died a few years ago and he was quite old.
No! If you tell us about a “real” cat we must discredit it because Happycat is the real cat!
When is National Happycat Day? I think it should be a cheezburger holiday. plus NOT on Happycat’s birthday because he has always been and has no birth, let alone birthday. Anyway, if he did, we wouldn’t know it.
“I’m sorry sir, we’re out of cheezburgers.” “U SAI WAT NAO?! It is not commonly known, but the cause of the Hindenburg was because there was a shortage of cheezburgers. :p
You guys have ABSOLUTELY too much time on your hands(paws?). I must say that I am immensely grateful for this fact!HappyCat and Cheezburgers RULZ!!!!!
I summoned my six cats to the PC to view this wonderful story and inspire them to emulate Happycat…of course, being cats I have no idea where they are. But I am certain that they already know about Happycat. Like Elvis, Happycat is everywhere. Long live Happycat! And I want that Napoleon shirt please please please.
The part about when he sets that ball on fire is way too violent.
But other than that, it was cheezburger, all the way around!
Happycat made me happy! I was crying as I read this to my family because I was laughing so hard, LOL! Thank you O great Happycat, may you never run out of cheezburgers!
Moar Happycat shirts pleez!
Forrest gump FTW!
It was funny when he lost his cool.
but he shouldn’t do it again. happycat should stick to his name.
i c u haz maed many happy peoples of us and u shuld continu too do as u hav
i like cheese
cheez burgerz 2 right?
i laughed so hard at the lazer eye gif
In the begining, there was nothing. Then there was HAPPYCAT!
HAPPY CAT
WOOT
Lol! I put a cheezburger under my pillo and it WURKED! Happycat wuz dere! In da middul uv mai room! Fur reel! Den Dey vanished and I am stuck bein happy fur da rest uv mai life @#$!!#% it!!!!!
Endless lives? now tats god moding.
ahhhh napoleon comes up everywhere-even in Caturday morning cartoons
Ai ownz a basement kitteh. Vewy nautiee. We once caught him on top of teh bird cage. He tried to splain, but we didnt believe it.
i haz a basment kitteh too hez retarded he can’t even land on hiz feet
i iz puttin a cheezburgur under my pillow toonight
Im putin a chezburger unda mah pillow tonight i could do with a bit of cherring up
Omg!!! GO HAPPY CAT!!
cool
I always wanted to know about the happiest cat ever, I miss his photo at the first page!My fav lolcat eburr!
i likez him hez so cute
madez my day ^_^ i love you happikitty
When it menchuned hao HappyCat waeks u up, I wuz liek “Baaaaaaw, dasso cyoot!” It wuld b sew cyot it wuld maek mai kitteh hart melt.
Thanks for such a great story Happy Cat! I luvz u!!
i wizh HappyCat cam 2 mi haouse dat wood b liek totly awsom an liek stuhf
the Lincoln one is funniest
I can haz Happycat as pet?
Happycat with the beatles? AWESOME
Hail to Happycat !
lol
ceiling cat is awesome
basment cat a little cool
It’s… awesome…
nothing more, nothing less
Ai lubbs U happycat!!!
OMG!! i luv da happycat!! i also bazillion dat t-shirt idea!! i wish that the front only had happycat’s cute, gray, roung head and that the back had a ginormous CHEEZBURGER!!! -bunnikat172
p.s. happycat and Cheezburger forEVER!!! luv u happycat!
lz u happycat
is tat cat from …THE KEY OF AWESOME!!
happycat reminds me of my happykitty. she went to kitty heaven on july 2nd this year . she was 22yrs. old (human of course) 198 in cat yrs. I miss her
I love this! And the picture of happycat with the Beatles was pure awesome! ^_^
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they should make a tshirt that says say wut now
so ur sayin that happy cat no want da noms?
Happycat likes da noms as long as da noms are cheezburgers…..
Is Happycat Nyan cat without the poptart?
Tuk mii while tu fyn awt: teh Napurrleon kitty iz based awn paintin by J-L David.
my cat looks like happy cat
yes yes yes i love the “Forrest Gump” its like life is a box of cheezburgers.yumz.
i actually tried the cheezburger thing. i am happy now
i tried the cheeseburger thing AND IT WORKS!!!!!
happycat came to me and made me happy
LOL
happy cat has a happy and a cheezburger
Ima so happy now xD
I LOVE HAPPYCAT!!!
OH NO!!!IF HAPPYCAT DOSEN’T GET A CHEEZBURGER HE WILL GET AWFULLY MAD!!!OMG!!!
NEED A CHEEZBURGER!!!!!!!!
MUST SOMMON HAPPYCAT!!!
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HappiCat Iz Vunderful!!! I Lubz Him Nd All Hiz Happiness,Itz A Gud Thind Det HappiCat Cant Die Teh Wurl,Wud Certainly Be Awrful VVitout Him, Happi Cat Iz AWEZOME!!!!
Jajajajaja i love happycat :3
If yoo run cheezburger resturant, and yoo see Happycat, start cooking cheezburgers as fast as yoo can or you will be lazored.
Happy Cat is dead though!!! Died November 16, 2007!! We will never see him come after cheezburgers ever again!! But then I’m pretty sure he turned into Nyan Cat this April so… Happy Cat/Nyan Cat/Frank lives!
I got to try that so i can meet happycat
I lubs happycat, n wud lub 2 meets him, wit a burger… friend meh
of couse mi gives you cheezburger! ive thought it out more since you bonmed me with lasers
;D Beautiful!!
funny
lol
i can has cheezburger?
Spam… Don’t do this it just takes up space and annoys the rest of us.
Redundancy is Redudant.
Anyway, love Happycat, and second the shirt idea. Napoleon is my favorite Happycat!
But shouldn’t it be HappeeCat? I guess the names don’t matter.
Not sure how the previous comment qualifies as spam as it is not an unsolicited and/or fraudulent email. Redundant maybe, spam…no.
And kat…since you were wrongly accused of submitting spam, I think you should get to take a double cheezburger out of petty cash…
ok, well, that just made my day…LONG LIVE HAPPY CAT!!!!! *no pun intended* oh, andnother thing- I FELL OUT OF MEH CHAIR LAUGHING AT THE SAY WUT NOW? PART!!!!!!!!! XD
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER????
I CAN HAZ MORE HAPPYCAT? KTHNXBAI!
mor happycat plzzzzzzzzzzzz
The Adventure Begins . . .
awesome awesome awesome
I adore Happy Cat he is my fave cat meme!!!
It would be nice if happy cat came to my house because i am not happy right now.
LMFAO, In the Cheezburger Bible, Happeh Cat iz Jeebus. :3
what cheese burger place is out of DANG CHEESE BURGERS??????????
HAHAHAHAHAHA! This made my dayyyyyy!
I wonderz if Happycat likez MacDonalds bcuz dat’s just processed fake meat.
NOBODYZ CROZZEZ HAPPYCAT. *deathstare* NOBODYZ.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL
^_^
Now I kinda want to put a cheeseburger under my pillow
EVERYTIME i look at happycat’s happy face i laugh! and am so happy
HI BUBBLE BUTT
U MUST READ TEH WARRIORS BOOKS DAY IR ASOM! I WUV HAPPY CAT! YAY!
NEDM?
I GAVE HAPPY CAT @ CHEEZBURGERS AND HE GAVE ME A HAPPY
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CCCCCCCCAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
“He claims he understands the plot of Lost, but I have my doubts”
There was a plot?
i love happy cat he’s so cute
i like mad-happycat better… It wuz FUUUUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
lol! luv it
Iz cat. Iz hapee (=^.^=). Niver hada burgar inmai lif.
Burga doun fule luf. Luf fule lif.
P.S. Sur bugarz nice nom. I tri 1 1 dae.