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“Four Moar Buckets!”

capped and submitted by: Courtney_S

here! here!

photo: internets
capped and submitted by: Kip

Last week I posted Lolfrenz Turnament #001 – where I asked u peeps for some definitions of the word lolrus

A turnament = contest or challenge.

I’ll be taking the top 3 highest comments using a very scientific unit measurement called burger units (# of votes * avg vote). I’ll be combining them and adding to the Lolwerdz page.

The top 4 are:

1. Submitted by: Cloud with 26 votes and ~4.5 burgers (117 burger units)

Lolrus- (Lawl-Rus)

n. A term used to describe any form of aquatic life that can be found in a humourus image macro. The most famous lolrus is also known as the Bucket Walrus, which is the main character of the bucket saga. Also a term used by internet goers who wish to “lol” but stand out at the same time. Other creations by said internet goers are the “Roflcopter” and the “Roflmaool”.

ex:

1. The lolrus is still desperately attemtping to retrieve his bukkit.

2. Person 1: …and the farmer said, “Thats not a cow, thats my wife!”

Internet Goer: Lolrus!

2. Submitted by: Gladys with 17 votes and ~ 3.5 burgers (59.5 burger units)

lolrus (lol’-res)

n. Any of a group of medium to large marine mammals, possessed of fins, flippers, a layer of subcutaneous blubber, and a nearly-pathological fondness for bukkits.

3. Submitted by: Kolshire with 12 votes and ~ 4 burgers (48 burger units)

lolrus (lawl-rus)

n. – a term of affectionate personification used to describe the often whimsical or comic facial expressions exhibited by members of the species Odobenus rosmarus.Ex. “Look at the grimace on that lolrus!”

4. Last minute burger addition — “lolcat of the sea” — reated by in a weird mish-mash fashion of co-inspiration, sum-uppery, and general comment-awesomeness by justine, whatladder, and saint pikachu.

Hat tip to the other turnament partakers:

Some of you may have submitted somewhere else other than this page… and it helps to keep it all here for analysis.

bob, obvsly, poetic explosion, —->tricki, nick, scarydragonlady, saint pikachu, melissa, whatladder, 200monkeys, songdog

Photo: Brimley Walrus submitted by Stephen s.

photo: Seres Vivos
capped and submitted by: Patty

…bucket misses you.

photo: Berkeley’s Bancroftiana
capped and submitted by: Dakota!

Update 5/1/2007 @ 4:41pm – Comments closed!

Update 4/25/2007 @ 8:25am – We added a dictionary page check it out here http://icanhascheezburger.com/werdz/

lolfrenz — ar efforts to documents the Lolrus quest via submission to urbandictionary has fail.

They says no! http://add.urbandictionary.com/verify.php?code=57a3e7edcb

Let’s see what you can come up with!

If you need help, enroll in Elfnuggets “Kitteh as a Second Language” course today! LOL!

Add your definition in the comments below for the word “lolrus”. Make sure to vote for ur favorite definitions using the helpful burgerratings … we will keep the comments open for 1 week. (this is an experiment to see how to manage turnamentz)

lolrus (lawl-ruhs) noun

 

any of the collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, and sometimes a dolphin (aka lolphin).

ex. Things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus’ bucket!

Source: Cheezburger Cat, Cheezburger Land

Your submissions will be subject to the lolfrend turnament submission policy.

capped and submitted by: Mark

Kitteh: Midge
Capped and submitted by: Marie

IHAS A BUCKET BUT NO WHERZ TO PUTTIT!!!!!

source: internets and scrabble game

photo: Nya’s Manor
capped by: [mark]