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welcome bak 2 dr. phil

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:00:50 +0000

wayt, r we live yet?

picture: Unknown. lol caption: (?)

» Recaption This

BUKKIT SERCH PARTY

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:00:27 +0000

formerly known as the bukkit loss support group.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Kristen

I tell you story of

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:40:51 +0000

teh bukkit

it all started with a lolrus…

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: morrigan

So i sez to him,

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:00:57 +0000

“thats not a lolrus, THATS MY WIFE!!”

*kneeslap* so cheezy, it maded me lol.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Deagen

Beetins will continu

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:00:41 +0000

til bukket returns

and after teh beetins, lolrus will go to his support group…

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Tater Salad

STOP!!!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:00:42 +0000

Hav U seen a Walrus?

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: hxcacoustix

The Bukkit List

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:00:20 +0000

HAS U SEEN IT?

It all started here…

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: joel

Don’t taze me, bro!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:00:09 +0000

Daily Bonuf Lol* Psst. Think ur funny? Make ur own lol*whatever and see.

just laff it off, mistah lolrus…

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Sky

OMG

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:00:52 +0000

Daily Bonuf Lol*

dat walrus is complaynin again.

don’t quite get it? dis teh walrus. aka lolrus. (start at teh bottom of pg.)

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: nomdeprun

OMG! FOX is stealing teh bukkit!

cheezburger — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:58:56 +0000

Leaked Season 7 trailer video for 24 shows lolcats r writing teh show! Someone call TMZ!
(Yo, email subscriberz, click on teh headline to see teh video.)

Jack, help us findz teh bukkit. U r our only hope.

Y r lolcats writing 24? Writer’s strike

Lolrus, to go plz.

cheezburger — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:00:50 +0000

(Quick note from Cheezburger and Tofuburger.)

We maded lolrus shirts for u for teh holidays. So ur fambly can ask: “WTF is a lolrus, and why is he looksin for a bukkit?”

i try to put on a happy face

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:00:12 +0000

» Fail Blog is where the fail pix are at.

i fail

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: ioel

What you mean

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:58:43 +0000

“Unhappy Walrus is at the door”?

picture: of Jeffrey (may u rests in cheezburger heaven) by modtang, lol caption: ruth

BUKKIT LOSS

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:01:05 +0000

SUPPORT GROUP

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: lulzcat

I wurk carshow

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:13:52 +0000

an buy new buhket!

picture: dunno source, uploaded to our lolcat builder lol caption: Rebeckah

stupid walrus.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:00:19 +0000

photo by: Jane
capped and submitted by: sarah

ROFLMAO

cheezburger — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 13:59:36 +0000

3 monfs no bucket, drivin’ lolrus [definition] insane.

submitted by: erin

Why couldn’t I hold on? Were we…

cheezburger — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:41:28 +0000

… just not meant to be?

oh, poor lolrus. such a sad display of deep inner reflection.

submitted by: majin

I shall not tolerate such rubbish.

cheezburger — Mon, 28 May 2007 21:06:30 +0000

… Good day, sir.

lolrus when he was baby. would you look at this little feller? how could I not post it?

submitted by: bob h.

i has a tirez

cheezburger — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:45:13 +0000

submitted by: shaiths77
image: interwebs

Lolrus prezidenshul candidate

Kari — Sat, 19 May 2007 02:00:46 +0000

“Four Moar Buckets!”

capped and submitted by: Courtney_S

here! here!

you hasn’t happend to see mah buckit, has you?

Kari — Fri, 04 May 2007 19:12:28 +0000

photo: internets
capped and submitted by: Kip

DUNZ – lolfrenz turnament #001 – Dictionary Challenge: Lolrus

cheezburger — Thu, 03 May 2007 23:35:15 +0000

Last week I posted Lolfrenz Turnament #001 – where I asked u peeps for some definitions of the word lolrus

A turnament = contest or challenge.

I’ll be taking the top 3 highest comments using a very scientific unit measurement called burger units (# of votes * avg vote). I’ll be combining them and adding to the Lolwerdz page.

The top 4 are:

1. Submitted by: Cloud with 26 votes and ~4.5 burgers (117 burger units)

Lolrus- (Lawl-Rus)

n. A term used to describe any form of aquatic life that can be found in a humourus image macro. The most famous lolrus is also known as the Bucket Walrus, which is the main character of the bucket saga. Also a term used by internet goers who wish to “lol” but stand out at the same time. Other creations by said internet goers are the “Roflcopter” and the “Roflmaool”.

ex:

1. The lolrus is still desperately attemtping to retrieve his bukkit.

2. Person 1: …and the farmer said, “Thats not a cow, thats my wife!”

Internet Goer: Lolrus!

2. Submitted by: Gladys with 17 votes and ~ 3.5 burgers (59.5 burger units)

lolrus (lol’-res)

n. Any of a group of medium to large marine mammals, possessed of fins, flippers, a layer of subcutaneous blubber, and a nearly-pathological fondness for bukkits.

3. Submitted by: Kolshire with 12 votes and ~ 4 burgers (48 burger units)

lolrus (lawl-rus)

n. – a term of affectionate personification used to describe the often whimsical or comic facial expressions exhibited by members of the species Odobenus rosmarus.Ex. “Look at the grimace on that lolrus!”

4. Last minute burger addition — “lolcat of the sea” — reated by in a weird mish-mash fashion of co-inspiration, sum-uppery, and general comment-awesomeness by justine, whatladder, and saint pikachu.

Hat tip to the other turnament partakers:

Some of you may have submitted somewhere else other than this page… and it helps to keep it all here for analysis.

bob, obvsly, poetic explosion, —->tricki, nick, scarydragonlady, saint pikachu, melissa, whatladder, 200monkeys, songdog

Photo: Brimley Walrus submitted by Stephen s.

Mah bukket i mournz it

Kari — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:32:56 +0000

photo: Seres Vivos
capped and submitted by: Patty

in soviet russia …

Kari — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:30:19 +0000

…bucket misses you.

photo: Berkeley’s Bancroftiana
capped and submitted by: Dakota!

lolfrenz turnament #001 – Dictionary Challenge: Lolrus

cheezburger — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:19:30 +0000

Update 5/1/2007 @ 4:41pm – Comments closed!

Update 4/25/2007 @ 8:25am – We added a dictionary page check it out here http://icanhascheezburger.com/werdz/

lolfrenz — ar efforts to documents the Lolrus quest via submission to urbandictionary has fail.

They says no! http://add.urbandictionary.com/verify.php?code=57a3e7edcb

Let’s see what you can come up with!

If you need help, enroll in Elfnuggets “Kitteh as a Second Language” course today! LOL!

Add your definition in the comments below for the word “lolrus”. Make sure to vote for ur favorite definitions using the helpful burgerratings … we will keep the comments open for 1 week. (this is an experiment to see how to manage turnamentz)

lolrus (lawl-ruhs) noun

any of the collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, and sometimes a dolphin (aka lolphin).

ex. Things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus’ bucket!

Source: Cheezburger Cat, Cheezburger Land

Your submissions will be subject to the lolfrend turnament submission policy.

I uzes kittehz to find mah bucket?

Kari — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 16:30:05 +0000

capped and submitted by: Mark

OH MR WALRUS…

Kari — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:30:26 +0000

Kitteh: Midge
Capped and submitted by: Marie

IHAS A BUCKET BUT NO WHERZ TO PUTTIT!!!!!

teriburger — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:34:38 +0000

IHAS A BUCKET BUT NO WHERZ TO PUTTIT!!!!!

source: internets and scrabble game

YOU STOLED MAH BUKKET

Kari — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:00:56 +0000

photo: Nya’s Manor
capped by: [mark]

Day 76 without bucket.

Kari — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:07:33 +0000

photo: digital apoptosis
captioned and submitted by: Ninotchka

The lolrus/bucket saga.

LINE IS FOAR NEW BUCKET?

cheezburger — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:52:52 +0000

caption: LINE IS FOAR NEW BUCKET?
posted on qweerdo’s lj

this is my contribution to the bucket saga, lolz @ the lolrus BWAHAHAHAHA! such trumperies.

MAH BUCKET!

Kari — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:51:41 +0000

caption: Mah associates has informed me that you are in possession of MAH BUCKET!
photo: Flickr
macroer: Dakota

see the rest of the gripping lolrus/sealion bucket saga!

we has formed team to take back mah bucket

Kari — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:30:32 +0000

photo: Kento’s sister
caption: Kento

The epic walrus bucket saga continues!

not mah bucket :(

Kari — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:11:27 +0000

Thanks Kate! >^.^<

See I Has a Bucket original, Walrus Phone, and miss mah bucket

miss mah bucket

Kari — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 23:02:44 +0000

Thanks Mike! >^.^<

see also walrus phone and the original bucket photo.

WALRUS PHONE

cheezburger — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:48:39 +0000

THIS IS SO AWSUM!!!!!!!! OMFG!@#!@#!@#

subbed by EricK and also found on fazed forums, posted by SHELLAC

see alzo bucket and sockses.

I Has a Bucket

cheezburger — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:41:08 +0000

See the entire lolrus and bucket saga…