Happee Friedegg, Cheez Friendz! Ai iz spendin teh weekend wif mai forbidden sekrit kitteh lubber (teh pwetty wun shoan abov). Hoapfullee u all haz fun planz 2!

Via Miezekatzen

Faeborit Coment: “Kearful, mah daddeh’s jsut ober dere!” – Kestrela

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.

Okiez… but ai dont fink hez gunna liek u.

Source: Pattern and Paw

Faeborit Coment: “Ime wundring hao ime’z goanna eet
butt(!) ai see yoo am awn a lite diet !!” – poussinboi

Do you love kittehs? Do you love math? Great! Now you can merge your dual loves together with the best math-nerd-kitteh Halloween costume of all time: the catahedron!

I can think of dozens of uses for this awesome outfit! For example, if your kitteh is an avid Dungeons & Dragons player, he can now use himself as a die! And you could also bring him to school to assist you with your huge presentation on the ancient Egyptian pyramids!

To learn more about how to construct the amazing catahedron, click here.

Faeborit Coment: “Awl uv teh anglolz awn dat catahedron are ACUTE!!” – faemaochasiubao

Hovercat haz malfunkshund

An hiz crash landin did alot ob damij 2 teh livin room ceilin…

Via Everything Kitties!

USB KITTEH ACTIVATED

compooter kittehs ar very trikky.

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Callie had standards. She’d pole dance, but she was NOT a lap cat.

no unessary riskz, is mai motto.

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N thx fuh all ur votings for I Can Has Cheezburger!

Voting ended May 1. We’ll know if we wons on May 6.

Fanks for teh poster Vicki Stover! (O teh rymes!)

Monorail cat cannot get over speed bump

we shud taek it in 4 service.

picture: Wildflower. lol caption: Kristen

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Mom, dad, can I haz… OMG wut r u doin?!!

ten minnits earlier…

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Ariel

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i dont getz it

lemme tell it 2 yoo again…

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Oldsquaw

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Facebook Ur doin it wrong

i wuz jus tryin 2 find dat book 4 yoo.

picture: Jeffy with kitteh Alice. lol caption: Noelle

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So… we meet at last

kitteh will nivver forgit da pain.

picture: Andrew C. lol caption: (?)

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Power Nap

i jus rechargin.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Patrick

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Tell Horton I heer them too

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sah nac i ?regrubzeehc

dis mirror nawt sew rite.

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Kitteh Car Wash Slo but thorho

kitteh gud at washing dishs awlso.

picture: awwpix.com. lol caption: (?)

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ther appeers 2 b a price on mai hed

put a hat on it 2 cover it.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Tipsy the Drunken Fairy

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We hav unaminously changed our decishun. we stay in heer tooday

but dont yoo liek da snow?

picture: Meggy McSutton. lol caption: dmf15

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u need help cleanin tank? I can hold fishies fur u

but eye wont hold dat wun…

picture: Jill. lol caption: gouzenkuma

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u have selected bachlor #4

oh, i meant 2 choose bachlor nombre 2.

picture: Zyah. lol caption: catwoman_66

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Nitey nite!

but it nawt bed tiem yet. eye want anudder storee.

picture: Jessie. lol caption: FadedDreams918

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I’z two tired

it haz bin long dai 4 kitteh.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: LPitt

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dont worrie- i rubbed mah hair bak on ur clothez

do yoo noe da effishent wai?

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: stephfielding

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Hey. u hav perty eyez.

y fank yoo. i wurked hard 2 git mai eyes liek dis.

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I waz told there wud be fingerpainting!

no moar fingerpaintin after wut happend last tiem.

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plz 2 upgraed mee to leprd?

picture: Jeremy_K. lol caption: antoshg

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ladeez! ladeez!! there’s enuff kitteh for evryone

u must b a luv nd den leave dem kind of kitteh.

picture: Addi. lol caption: mhchopper4

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Olympic Diver Kitteh Dreamz of Perfect Pike

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: RelentlesslyUseful

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i haz sumthin 2 tell u iz not my 1st time

yoo haf bin usin ur lines on awl da ladeez, huh?

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If I givz u mai heart willz u promiz not to brak it?

eye jus steel ur heart insted.

picture: Freedom Foundry (freedomfoundry@gmail.com). lol caption: abbe

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Happiness is. . . Human slaves

dont git da zombie slaves. dey nawt sew gud.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: LPitt

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i maekz better tootz

picture: sheilawheela. lol caption: shortyperson

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i r hear for the potluck!

maek suer 2 chewz ur fud awl gud.

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M.C. Escher kitty not sure how to get down stairs

taek dis magik carpit 2 git down.

picture: jenni. lol caption: (?)

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Kitteh meets seventh deadly sin

kitteh noes udder sins 2.

picture: Toidy. lol caption: Amy

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All done. Not a bad haul. I found a cookie, a penny, a ded mouse, and the economee.

picture: elader. lol caption: dmf15

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vampire kitteh takes a bat nap

no wurree. vampire kitteh gonna gitz yoo later.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: (?)

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CWNED!!1!

picture: Jordan & (Eric, he found the camera). lol caption: (?)

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For a present, Pull here.

no fanks. eye liek mai prezints invisible.

picture: InCatNation. lol caption: (?)

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He said he would meet me.

mebbeh he had nuffing 2 ware.

picture: Keera Ann F. lol caption: Raven

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Cat Basics, week 3 Indifference training

learn frum da master of indifference.

picture: Gerda in NL with kitteh Socks. lol caption: LPitt

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Qty of fluff Direkly proportional To amount of happy

nawt fluffee? git a warm butt.

picture: Brittany. lol caption: Debi teh dinosaur

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Meow-mix

kitteh tryin 2 maek a cookie.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: (?)

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my eevilll plan… iz 7% compleet!!

wut will yoo do wif ur evelness?

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: rosalind780

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i had a sad but i drowneded it.

go 2 da pub nd yoo can shares ur sorrowz wif sum fwends.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: invaderzim

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monorail 6-car pileup details at 11

kittehs nawt sew gud at drivin.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Kristen

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soap scum kitteh not eazily remuved from sink

mebbeh turn awf da bubblez nd den kitteh go.

picture: meep. lol caption: paige

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color blind cat can never win

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Calli

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to do: #1 lik mai butt #2 lik dis

brush no longer urs. iz mine nao.

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yeah, mom i’m up….

yoo will b late 4 da skool bus.

picture: meep. lol caption: jaffeh

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