TTI nd Yoorp cud save on lecktricity if ebbrywun put tehir fridges owtsied !! * ai spoze sumwun mite halp tehmselbs tu yoor fud butt(!) yoo cud doo teh same *
aifinkso teh birdees an skwirls mite halp tehmselbs! :idea:
*turns off frij… poots milk n cheez n butt(!)a n beer awn teh balkonee*
*hyds behynds curtin*
Soon………
Conga-rats onna nawt-sekkund Annie!, deh Keow sez itza nies siez, adn ai kud gitz eussd tew dis nysly, ai keyps iyt cuzzits gawt teh sawyngn doerz, deys deh kats meeow!!
Sownds lyke u r gittin teh wevver wee uzulee git heer in noo ingerland, haz bean a bery myld wintur fer uz soo farz (NAWT a komplaint!). Wee iz posed tew git sum snowz todai, bowt 2 er 3 inshes, dat wil bee hour biggest storm sew farz, bery unuzual!
ai bowt maiseff a sillee kitteh faise/eerz wintur hat azza krismis prezzie (yesh, ai sumtymes gib maiseff a prezzie tew) an itz been sew warm ai haz nawt eber hadda chanst tew ware it yit!
aifink weer awl konfuzed, purrhaps iz kittehs purrsonal saloon wif meelk bar. ai karn maik owt wat taht fing in teh doorway iz, izzit an unsuspekting skwirrley bein lured inn wif teh prawmise uv free happee hower akorns?
A salon iz different den a saloon.
Too meeningz, too wurds.
Fink ov olde-timey saloon in wild west:
Dustee stranger ridez intoo towne, busts open teh swinging doorz uv saloon. Tinkly old peeanno pwaying in backgrownd. Card-playing goggies staer mallevvolentlee at teh newcomer. Heer teh crack of teh billiard tabel.
Fancee dame approchess, wearing velvetee gown and ploomy hat. She asks in suspishus yet huskee voice what hee’z luking for in dem der parts.
Hims ass sure to be kicked, butt sure-er if he asks for a beeyooty treetment instead of a wiskee!
Hmm, Ai nead a harekut…
….fink Ai’ll wate til it gets a bit wawmur tho!
Mai hair seams tu hab dyed awn itz own … wel it duznut gro mutsh !!
Bedder nawt trai tu git wun at teh saloon, anni…teh beer tendur am teh lowzee stailist! (Adn conratz)
Kestrela
!! * Gentlee BOOPS sum fevvers *
Ohai PB! *flys ober adn ladns awn PB hed, adn skritchskritchskritchez just sew* Hao yoo am?
* Purrs * Ime teh gud nd glad tu sea yoo
!!
Juss fillin in Caturday Nite wiv sum ICHC ufn !!
Thx Kestrela – mai dyselksia strieks agane! Ai redd it az salon (prollee ‘coz dere iz a ‘Salon Mimi’ I see sumtiemz!)
Saloon oar Salon ?? Ai cudnut werk it owt !! Congas, Annipuss
Taht remines meh ob a class ai tort… firs line ob a stroy “Black Bart burst into teh saloon”. One kidlet’s next line was “Gimme a haircut!”
Ai wuz neerly undone…
LOL !! Hee, hee !!
Aifink mai brane haz got froze solid. We had -7C obernite an we aer nawt yoost 2 dat sort uv cawld!
mawning anni! ai haz iciclols hangin frum mai sash windows!
Ai feal az iffn Ai haz iisiclolz hangin frum me! An Ai hab 2 goe owt be4 twelb 2 poast a birfdai kard!
do yu still hav sno on teh grownd?
Iz patchy naow. Paffs aer maynlee kleer but we had moar sno awn Thirstee nite soe teh grass haz a bit awn it.
If yoo opins yaw freezer door nd teh rume seems wawmer
tehn it musst bee REELI cawld !!
Teh man hoo bringed mai fud order sed it wus wawmer in hiz chillur boks dan owtsied! An mai frijj runs at +3C (iz -3 owsied at teh momint!)
TTI nd Yoorp cud save on lecktricity if ebbrywun put tehir fridges owtsied !! * ai spoze sumwun mite halp tehmselbs tu yoor fud butt(!) yoo cud doo teh same
*
Cood put teh foods on teh back porch oar in teh gardin. Nawt need cooling!
Ai am injoying teh cool, rainy wevver heer so far.
ohai OCM! yu haz teh permy nan moov to Victoria?
Well dis yeer, enny ways. If ai lieks it an can get a job heer, hoo noze?!
Maiks it eezy tu sleeps nd itz plezzant knoweng tumorr wil nawt bee 40C, aifinkso !!
aifinkso teh birdees an skwirls mite halp tehmselbs!
:idea:
*turns off frij… poots milk n cheez n butt(!)a n beer awn teh balkonee*
*hyds behynds curtin*
Soon………
* Pidgin lans awn balkonee stool … wot’s gumbiekat goanna do ?? *
*reaches owt paw slooowlee frum behynd curtin*
*…..yoinks pidgin*
awww a wite wun! mai faboreet! ai shall feed her an lub her an cawl her
Jorjeena
Taik sum hare off teh sides nd put it awn teh top, plzthx !!
Isle hab a beer chaser wen yoor dun !!
*looks roun for sumwun chasing a beer*
* drowns wun beer wiht anubber …. onli kiddin’ *
Sew, full howse tunight !!
Full ob kitteh! Teh dolleez runned away from teh gyant!
No wunder tehre’s no customers !!
Conga-rats onna nawt-sekkund Annie!, deh Keow sez itza nies siez, adn ai kud gitz eussd tew dis nysly, ai keyps iyt cuzzits gawt teh sawyngn doerz, deys deh kats meeow!!
Luuks lyke itz unhappy hower!
yes, kitteh givs yu a warm beer an a cold stare o-O
Isle hab wun ob thoas, plzthx !!
*lyns up sum tepid beer fur PB*
Luke Warm in Melbourne
* drinks it indifferently * Thx, gumbiekat
!!
Ai haz 2 get drest up in sebrul layurz an brabe teh iisee blast oar iz it teh blastid iis?! Ai hoep dat Ai wull BBL! Bai!
*poots eggstra hat awn tawp uv anni’s uvver elebenty hats*
tayk care Anni!
Bee kairful anni!
Sownds lyke u r gittin teh wevver wee uzulee git heer in noo ingerland, haz bean a bery myld wintur fer uz soo farz (NAWT a komplaint!). Wee iz posed tew git sum snowz todai, bowt 2 er 3 inshes, dat wil bee hour biggest storm sew farz, bery unuzual!
ai bowt maiseff a sillee kitteh faise/eerz wintur hat azza krismis prezzie (yesh, ai sumtymes gib maiseff a prezzie tew) an itz been sew warm ai haz nawt eber hadda chanst tew ware it yit!
If yoo am wawm tehn yoo amnawt silleh !! * yool get yoor chanss suun *
aww, sownds cyoot
(ai awlwizz buy mice elf a burfday prezzie!)
Tihs yeer, PB fawgawt tu bai hizself a Crissmess prezzy
nd felt miffed
Did u leev inna huff?
Or a minnit anna huff?
Ai doan care tu axcept prezzints frum peeplol liek mee !!! * hee, hee *
Ohai mai sunnshinee frend!
We can has the snowing heer now. Ai wood like no moore dan a ninch, plz. No bliizards like lass year.
Wee hazza wynd chyll ob seben doegreez (akshul teymp iz syxteeyn F.) adn somw paw-dur snoe, iyt ownlee lefft ae haff inych ob snoe, wuz spawrklee inna lytz buyt deh suyn meyltud iyt bai newn!!
Taik care, Anni !! Bai !!
Ai haz a confuzeded. Iz itt a bewdy salon, an hare-dressing salon, a fashun salon awr teh kittehs purrsonal salon?
aifink weer awl konfuzed, purrhaps iz kittehs purrsonal saloon wif meelk bar. ai karn maik owt wat taht fing in teh doorway iz, izzit an unsuspekting skwirrley bein lured inn wif teh prawmise uv free happee hower akorns?
hansum kitteh tho!
A salon iz different den a saloon.
Too meeningz, too wurds.
Fink ov olde-timey saloon in wild west:
Dustee stranger ridez intoo towne, busts open teh swinging doorz uv saloon. Tinkly old peeanno pwaying in backgrownd. Card-playing goggies staer mallevvolentlee at teh newcomer. Heer teh crack of teh billiard tabel.
Fancee dame approchess, wearing velvetee gown and ploomy hat. She asks in suspishus yet huskee voice what hee’z luking for in dem der parts.
Hims ass sure to be kicked, butt sure-er if he asks for a beeyooty treetment instead of a wiskee!
Why are you all speaking like complete retards?
Pick a language and speak it.
We havs– iz cawled “LOL Cat”.
So grumpee.
Ar de Weefs loozing agin?
this only proves that the internet is run by 4 year old’s
Dats a weiner!