*runs to da pet stoar to bais sum vermins* yesh! ai habs! menneh! lukk der… an der… an ober der too… an an… an lukk der! an in da kitchin an an… lukk dems eben in da baffroom… onoes! halp! o pleez beeg vermin eetur halp meh! .oO(da fings u du fer a chanc tu snorglols a kjoot kitteh…)
* Teh Verminayor/eater enters nd in no tiem all teh vermins am
exverminated [BURP] nd tehn teh VE settlols daon faw a qwick
lick of teh paws nd maibee a littlol nap *
Yeeks!
Cawl deh 911! oar izzit 999?
Dey shoulda had a splort warning on dis wun!
*Grabz a bukkit anna spatshula for sum qwik firstade, wile waytin fur da CCC. Startz skupin brayns into bukkit*
Sumbuddy HALP!
Hokay crikkitz, aye chews YOU! Git bizzy!
*crikkitz jump arownd, gavverin bits of skull. Dey holdz ‘em in plaice wile RBF startz tu wrap tayp. RBF poarz braynz, wiff a few nutz an twigz, into shell, anna crikkits finish buildin skull. rapraprap, tayp is finnisht. A CHRG to keep it awl togevver, anna big HUG wiffa snorgly blankie!*
Fankies crikkits!!!1!!! Butt (!) you bedder skeddaddle, dat kitteh iz a mitey hunter!
Ai wuz goin tu splort az thiss babby kittyz iz adorablol but ai don doo enny roddent, eber so tha syte ov da kittyz stuffin da roddent inna hims mouf wuz a gude antisplort devyse!
Ai is teh Grayt Mytee (Sittin-Awn-Mai-Butt) Huntur!
Adn ai has bekum a nexpurt at shuvvin stuffs intu mai fayse.
*urp* Wuts fur dezurts? *has a hoepful fur sum pi*
Juss abowt mai dinna tiem nd ai habbint mayd it yet … pi saonz gud !!
* luks in freezator faw Aussie meet pie *
Conga rat chew layter, AP
Fankeez pb!
*goez tu teh pi stawl, gets a choklit silk*
Dis is moar lyke dezerts! *cuts a slyse, cubbers it in wippy-kreem*
Yomnomnom *wun dai himz mouff willl be beeg enuff*
*nim nim nims tiny braynes* *saves tayle for hoomin to find*
Tehy corl mee teh Vermin Eater !! * Gawt vermin? Yoo shoor ??
*
*runs to da pet stoar to bais sum vermins* yesh! ai habs! menneh! lukk der… an der… an ober der too… an an… an lukk der! an in da kitchin an an… lukk dems eben in da baffroom… onoes! halp! o pleez beeg vermin eetur halp meh! .oO(da fings u du fer a chanc tu snorglols a kjoot kitteh…)
* Teh Verminayor/eater enters nd in no tiem all teh vermins am
*
exverminated [BURP] nd tehn teh VE settlols daon faw a qwick
lick of teh paws nd maibee a littlol nap
dawwwwwww… *gits da snorglolsnorklol adn goes in fur a kwik (oar not) rown of snorglols*
Aisle be baaakk. For mor noms! Juss as soon as ai haz a nap.
u can has awl da noms an naps u wans heer… jus stai ^^
ai luff dis bebehbelleh… *gigglols*
All teh floofy grey fings… hao naice!
Duzint tayst as good as ai fot it wood.
Happy Febultary eberywun!
*yawn* Rabbitzrabbitzrabbitz!
Mai faibrit munf!
Good morning,awl!
Cyoot litlol round butt kitteh- nommin mousie-
Cannot resist. Must splort!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Yeeks!
Cawl deh 911! oar izzit 999?
Dey shoulda had a splort warning on dis wun!
*Grabz a bukkit anna spatshula for sum qwik firstade, wile waytin fur da CCC. Startz skupin brayns into bukkit*
Sumbuddy HALP!
*crikkitz*
Hokay crikkitz, aye chews YOU! Git bizzy!
*crikkitz jump arownd, gavverin bits of skull. Dey holdz ‘em in plaice wile RBF startz tu wrap tayp. RBF poarz braynz, wiff a few nutz an twigz, into shell, anna crikkits finish buildin skull. rapraprap, tayp is finnisht. A CHRG to keep it awl togevver, anna big HUG wiffa snorgly blankie!*
Fankies crikkits!!!1!!! Butt (!) you bedder skeddaddle, dat kitteh iz a mitey hunter!
Aw, crap.
*splort chain reaction*
“Get in mah belleh!!!”
Ai wuz goin tu splort az thiss babby kittyz iz adorablol but ai don doo enny roddent, eber so tha syte ov da kittyz stuffin da roddent inna hims mouf wuz a gude antisplort devyse!
Nuffin iz saef wif dis Keow, heeza kleenumup moeshaeen