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A littlol halp plz!
Put teh kamru doun, stawp laffin an gedmeowtuvheer
* drops camruh … owtch, mai fut … heer yoo go … pulls taylol
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O noe, yu pulld teh taylol
*hiedz* nawt gud!
*snerk*
Congas, Anni !! Hao yoo tudae ??
Thx fur teh congrats. Will email u.
Well seated … liek a fikstchair
Mite haftu be a borked chair tu get teh kitteh out!!
Nah, a fawmer stray ob myne cud fit hur hoal bodee fruu a gap liek taht !!
* wuz hur sicret hyding plays wiv teh kittens unda mai naybers haus *
oar hoomin cud jes gits da baicun greez, dat wud halp…
Eetin’ baycun grees wood halp? Sownds ikky, butt okay. *nom nom* Yukk! Kitteh’ still stukkified!
*hans saaski an alkaselzer*
hmmm… mebbeh we shudda tried puttin da greez on da fur… fer slipperyness
Dis looks like mai babbeh.
Conga rats Annipus. Shall we go tu da boutique?
O mai – Basement Kitteh will be inna fowl mood foar a whielol aftur dis, aifinkso!
Congamoodykittehs awn yur tye, Anni an PB!
Ohai, Maria !! Heel carm daon wiv sum kibblols nd toona !! * thx
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Thx Maria!
Yu am welcom, PB an Anni
Aifinkso kitteh furst needz tu calm doawn – oar yu hastu put teh fuds awn teh floar an den pushifye it closur tu teh kitteh wiff a stik, PB. Poyntee endz aer bestest farrrr awai, aifinkso
* PB hans MWB sum gorntlets tu wair *
Ime rite behynd yoo … by abowt a meeta !!
Yeeeesh yesh.. Yu iz rite dere, until Ai turn mai bak, an den *wosh* PB shadoemprint in teh air :-p
Dis looks like mai babbeh. Conga rats Annipus. Shall we go tu da bootique?
So tihs is corld a backrest, rite ??
Ime nawt gettign mutsh rest nd, O, mai ayking bakk
Kom a littlol bit cloaser wiv taht camruh, will yoo ??
* yoo’r juss owt ob reech ob teh poynty enz *
Tiem tu cawl teh fyremens (nd wimmins) ??
nawt to worreh… wer der am fyremens, da wimmins will be automagicolleh
This iz awl YOOR fawlt faw nawt feading mee enuff !!
* If ai wuz bigger tehn ai wudnut hab gawtted intu teh gap *
Ah, but iffn u wuz nawt such a greedipus, u wud be finner an cud get throo teh gap!
Yoo wonts mee tu STARB
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Isle repawt yoo, ai will !! Juss az suun az yoo lets MEOW’t !!
Yesh. *nods* Kittehs awl hav teh purrtekshun agencee fone number on speed dial.
Yoo fawster intu tihss nd yewl hab tu fawster ‘er owt
Take a nap. Post-nap kitties are classified as liquids. It’ll help you get unstuck.
Ob klawse ai’m comvortablol. Jus coem wivin reech ob mai paws adn ai shows yu.
Chair-kitty begins at home
hoz u gt stuk n char? prbly knt esy. haz 2 wrk at thse thngs.
u need da kitteh gauntlets n aye-protecktions beefore proceeding, i fink sew.
Fiiid dis Keow beefoar hee starbs tew deff, dew iyt wiffakwikness, kawz hee hongree naiow!