Today is bare ablol, PB. Teh breez is blowing. Still kwite warm tho.
Tumarro an teh rest ov teh week is gonna be nawt bare ablol!! Up to 39C for a few daze.
Ohai OcM n PB!!
Mai pooter iz heeled – prayz be tu teh pooter tekkie!!
Naow lissen heer PB – ov corse OcM iz hawt – her wuz borned hawt!
*gigglols – dat izza kwote frum Summa Hites Ohai … ‘hoaw old wuz yu wen yu reelized yu wuz borned hawt!!’*
Iz bery hawt heer tuu .. mus be sumfink tu do wif summa!
Jus teh pleh heets butt (l) lottsa rayn sposed tu be on itz way dis weak – we aint had gud rayn sints eerly dee semba!
Ai wuz howse sittin larst nite fer mai frends wif teh sebenteen kittehs – ai iz blist owt!!
U noze teh ‘safe’ playground fort fingies? Wiv teh bars a sir ten distants apart, sew no kidlets can get dere heds cort?
Bofe mai bois got dere heds cort, on diffrint forts, on diffrint daze. *shakes hed sadly*
Adn nao, ai will mayking maiseff a bodeh!
*mmmrff-mmff* … aifinks … *mmrff*
*sigh* Otay, mama. Plz tu halpings.
Sowee kitteh, no fumbs. Yoo muss lib assa cheep bonsaikitteh nao, aifinkso. Cyooreawsiteh killd teh kitteh, an awlso got it stukkified inna bawks!
Taht trikk nevah werks !!
Ohai n congas tu AP n Maria fer yur snuggly tye!!
Saw teh kitteh in haff? Bery small kitteh if teh whoel body iz onlee teh size ob the head
Maybe deyz at teh putting-bakk-tugebber part?
Adn congrats… we has a tye!
A nassemblolly kitteh! Hao amazeeng!
OMG is mai nawt sekkund tye! Woohoo
congarats tu yoo tu AP!
Cool, Maria
Congas yew two! Wahl, mebbeh aftur yew gets loos frum da bokks.
Dey mice hab tew butter yoar neck fur bebbeh kitteh!
Nonono sum grease frum a roasted dukky iz bettur
Taht will halp wen yoo iz fired frum a cannun
Ohai peeps!
It will be a corker
* Ohai OCM; yoo hawt? Ime hawt !! *
Mama kitteh cood bottlol it!
Today is bare ablol, PB. Teh breez is blowing. Still kwite warm tho.
Tumarro an teh rest ov teh week is gonna be nawt bare ablol!! Up to 39C for a few daze.
Ohai OcM n PB!!


Mai pooter iz heeled – prayz be tu teh pooter tekkie!!
Naow lissen heer PB – ov corse OcM iz hawt – her wuz borned hawt!
*gigglols – dat izza kwote frum Summa Hites Ohai … ‘hoaw old wuz yu wen yu reelized yu wuz borned hawt!!’*
Iz bery hawt heer tuu .. mus be sumfink tu do wif summa!
Ohai MsKapow!!! Good to sea u back!
Ai mite haz bin born hawt, butt(!) ai coold off kwite a lawt.
Duz u hav teh rayn an teh hawt together? Oar juss teh hawt? Pleh ever way.
Jus teh pleh heets butt (l) lottsa rayn sposed tu be on itz way dis weak – we aint had gud rayn sints eerly dee semba!
Ai wuz howse sittin larst nite fer mai frends wif teh sebenteen kittehs – ai iz blist owt!!
SebenTEEN??? Srsly?? Hebbenlee! Duz Millie hazza jellus?
Yeff indeedy … sebenteen kittehs hoo hab a lubly lief wunnaring rown teh farm, lyinin teh sunnyshien n chasin away teh meeces!
Vellkum bak, Ms Kapow
!! Yoov bin gawn fawebber !!
Kitteh’s prolly awl hawt under teh collar !!
*waybs doawn souf*
It felted liek fereber ai kin tels yu PB!!
Maebe kitteh iz in wun ov dem sawna barf fingies!
Tayk thiss as a wawning nawt to yooz too mutsh startch awn collars
Bewtimuss muvver an bebbeh kitteh…
Cone of Shame – budget version !!
Sum asssemblee rekwired?
Ohai Wolfkit!
*sighs* Seems liek this happons to kittehs as wells az dumb hoomins. Not addmitz to enythingz tho
Mee neever AustraCat, mee neever!
*wissolols awl inna sent liek*
U noze teh ‘safe’ playground fort fingies? Wiv teh bars a sir ten distants apart, sew no kidlets can get dere heds cort?
Bofe mai bois got dere heds cort, on diffrint forts, on diffrint daze. *shakes hed sadly*
Yoo gaiv tehm a challinj … it’z a boi tihng
Iz dey owt ov dem yet!?
Prolly wud mayk it eezier tu hav tehm drenched liek cattlol
*wunnurs hoos hed dat bees*
Pussy in a box.
An naow deh Keow wiyl puyt teh bawdee bayk awn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Mom! Look at this! Look what I can do!…
Uh… help me?
Maru’s baby pictures?
No, Maru in kit form. Some assembly required.
Lts me ot!!