Welcome to real life. Care to guess how many raccoons get killed by traffic each year? Almost certainly this is how this guy ended up stuffed. Racoon trapping/hunting, as with all forms of hunting and trapping are at an all time low. This means bigger populations of animals which means more road kill and more nuisance wildlife calls.
Now put your rose coloured glasses back on.
I am pretty sure that this is a humor website, not real life. You should consider avoiding electronics for a week or so and contemplate how to separate fantasy and virtual environments from reality.
Iz a temporaree tattoo. Iz awlways a temporaree tattoo. Ai bemember wen dey had good stuffs, like rings. Acorse, ai habbent had Krakker Jax in a berry lawng time. Mebbeh dey *do* has garbidge prizes nao.
Ai lub garbage!
Ohai, anni!
Ohai! Iz dat u, catena? U seam t hab groed a tayl 2 ur naem!
those sillee conga ratz! theyffd pinnd teh tale awn teh catena.
Cheekee fingz!
Nope, Chuck Testa
Garbage? That box of Cracker Jacks he has is the best!
I think the raccoon is already “stuffed”.
*nodnodnod*
just liek ennywun else aftur krissmuss!!
He has stuffed himself with:
Applol pi wif whipped cream
Baykun sammiches
Cheesburgers wif eggstra cheesee cheese
D…
Donuts
Egg sammijiz
Feesh
Gammun
Hamm
I…
Ice cream
Jam donuts
Kiwi froot
Lemming meringue pie
M…
MAPLE BACON, the maple kind
Navel Ornjs
Ornjs, navel
p…
Pringlols
Quince pie
Ratatatatooee
Stew
Upended garbidge can findings
Venomous snakes (eek)
W…
You forgot the “T”, so allow me…
Taxidermy stuffing
Brilliant!
Why my name did not come out correctly alarms me…
We left off at “W”….
Everybody knows that W stands for “Wildlife”
and X stands for “Xterminate”
and Z stands for “Zzzz all the raccoons are going to sleep forever now.
Awww adorable. A stuffed raccoon. Taxidermy is SO cute and funny it just makes me LOL all over the place.
HA!!! GUFFAW!!!!
I discovered yesterday that in Belmont, Ontario, there is a business called ‘The Mapleton Taxidermy and Cheese Shop’. The mind boggles.
The stomach turns.
…because I come on this site to see dead animals.
Welcome to real life. Care to guess how many raccoons get killed by traffic each year? Almost certainly this is how this guy ended up stuffed. Racoon trapping/hunting, as with all forms of hunting and trapping are at an all time low. This means bigger populations of animals which means more road kill and more nuisance wildlife calls.
Now put your rose coloured glasses back on.
I am pretty sure that this is a humor website, not real life. You should consider avoiding electronics for a week or so and contemplate how to separate fantasy and virtual environments from reality.
Do you think cats use LOLspeak in real life too?
Nope, Chuck Testa…
GAH!!! Someone beat me to the Chuck Testa reference. Elana for the win, well done…
Wun hoomin’s trash iz anuvver rakkoonz trezure.
Iz a temporaree tattoo. Iz awlways a temporaree tattoo. Ai bemember wen dey had good stuffs, like rings. Acorse, ai habbent had Krakker Jax in a berry lawng time. Mebbeh dey *do* has garbidge prizes nao.
O saaski – there you are. asked you a question on your profile a while ago. I’ll ask again.
Sry. Nawt ignorifying yoo. Ai czeched my profile last nite but did nawt notiss a post.
Oh, ok. I have coins, I just don’t know how to gift them. I didn’t know I could do so.
No, silly – I just wanted you to buy the one you need for yourself!