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Until teh nekst mornin!
Conggarats on yur nawt sekkund Anni!!!
…wen it dragz lyke a kitteh awn a leesh.
Congrats awn leedin teh brayd, anni!
Thx fur teh congrats.
Teh German werd fur a hangober tranzlayts az cat’s misery!
Teh oppesett ov Teh Cat’s Meow
Kitteh iz operayting an illegul distillary.
Wen Ai werkt in a lab, dere wuz a stil in mai rume fur maekin distild wadders. Ebbri fyoo weeks, teh man frum teh gubmint caem an taysted teh wadder 2 maek shore Ai wuz nawt maekin moonshien!
an wuz yu anni?
Pfft! Ebrywun noes dat yu cans mayk a veri reesnublol still owt ob standard kichin utensils. Nawt dat I eber mayd moonshine. *slides bottle under teh cowch*
Stilk, waht hims didnut kno didnut hert him
Stilk* mutter, mutter, mutter … *Din’t need 2 maek it – we had beeg bottlols uv 100% pyoor alkyhol!
Rum iz gud for sum
Adn brandyz reely dandy…
Mayk myne wine
But ai’ll billya for tekillya.
I’m fine with whine
*Jinkx*
wiskee maykes me friskee!!
Kandee iz dandee, but licker iz kwicker!
Kandee iz dandee butt(!) froot maeks yu poop!
LOL
(tu boaf) !! Nd taht’s a gud tihng, Sneezee !!
Just had to make my first comment – it’s the very first time I’ve heard anyone quote my favorite poem. Ogden Nash forever. Right On! – Oh wait, does that make me sound old? — Too late now…..
Of course we shouldn’t forget “The Sea-Gull” or “Reflections on a Wicked World” – oh yeah, this is supposed to be about kitties – well, I like THEM also, or I guess I wouldn’t have this site on my bookmark bar…..
…..this was aimed at Anni’s Kandee…..
So duz mai inhibishunz…
Wha’ shibinhishens, hic …?
Hmmmmmrawrrr!purrrrr
ar yoo twu gonna be startin wif teh “ai lubs yoo man” sune? *snert*
*hadns AP and pb season tikkits to teh NB*
Offen wibs yu! Adn noe sneeking owt until yore sorry!
*snoar-snurfflol-smff* Huh? Whu? *yawn-zzzz*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Krf1117, Fuzzywhisker an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin caeks wif fluffy almund frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos that lite up wen they yoyo, mini wind-up raysing splortscars, kandee, an maze puzzlol books wif colurd pencils!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
fankees burfday fairy! Happity Burfday to awl teh Burfday peeps!
ai can haz fudjy cayke fur pudding? *stawps eeting dinna an moovs awn to cayke…Nom nom*
Happee Burfday tew awl da burfday peeps!
Fankees burfday fairee and happy burfday to da cheezpeeps!!! *Taeks ginormis peece ob lemmin caek & tu wynd-up splortcars* To the hallway, and beyond!
Hippo Birdie tew all da cheezpeeps! Fankees Birfday Fairy fore da yummee lemmun caek. Ai’ll rayce my splortcars daown da hawl wif Cholius.
mai hoomans favorite birthday boy (tdai him 70)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C84ZxM1txLA
Great job allcatsloved!
O hai Pussyfoot! Tank yu bery much! xoxo
So that’s why the rum is always gone!
Looks like a margarita glass….Icanhastequila?
DipsoKitty says: Is this a lampshade that I see before me?
Ai noe can haz tequilla. It maeks mii meen az a bear wiff a sore tayl!
Dat nawt meen u no can has tekillya.
It juss meenz u no can has tekillya adn frenz at teh saym tyme.
since no one else has –
And fruit flies like a banana…
itz actuhly a margertiaz