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Nawt az kumfee tho!
Handee faw a cuppa if yoo wants wun !! Congas, Anni nd Ohai
Thx PB! Ohai 2 u 2! We hab a tye.
Ive juss boyloled teh kettlol nd hab sum dry bikkies wiv taysty cheese if yoo wanting sum
Mmmmm Cheez! Iffn it wuzn’t fur cheez Aifink Ai cud looz wayt!
Ai rairly hab it butt(!) juss nao fer a treet !! * bin cycloling a lot laitlie *
Cheese
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Ai doan’t eet a lawt uv meet (yoost 2 be bejitairyun) an doan’t hab a lawt uv milk, soe hab haff-fatt cheez.
Ai rare-ly cook meet …..
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* eet lawts ob raw vedgees tuu *
Ai don’t eat much meat. When ai wuz learning to cook, ai cud nawt afford meat so nevvurr know what to do wiv it. Cheeze and vedgees, though. Nom!
“hmmm how does i mak dis hot?”
Ohai, Anni and P.B. – hao’s by youse tudai?
Ohai Q! Ai aer cawld an aykee – uvverwyze OK tho!
Iz the weever cawld, oar do you has a cawld? Or boaf? Aykee – thaz no good. Maybe you need a cup of coffee??
Wevver has been in teh 30s fur teh lass fyoo daiz affer bein berree myld fur teh tiem uv yeer. An teh aykee iz teh arfritus – nawt mutch kan be dun bowt dat!
Ohai Q !! Did u hab a gud lolliday ??
Ohai, PB! Yes, I had a holiday of cleaning, going for walks, and reading. Nao, tho, I gotz to get motivated to go to werque. Bah.
Isle stay heer faw dinnah
Iffn u stai dere u wull BE dinnur!
Havving frenz faw dinna shud nawt bee tayken litcherlo … wurd fer wurd .. DOANT DOO IT !!!
* speshloly if u wants tehm tu wash teh dishes layter *
Kitteh givs us a dead pan look !! o.O
hed-tablol
* Hee, hee !! Isle bi heer awl weke
snerk…gigglols
Heez gawt taht ring ob confidents !!
If u liek, isle luk after teh roste chikkin in teh uven, k?
Ohai eberywons. I has three extra New years Tinycats an none ob mai frends needs tehm. Ennybody want won?
*Extends fluffy paw ob frendship*
Ai hab spaerz uv awl teh 2 lass sets. Enny rikwests?
No, ime gud, thx !! *
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And ai nevvurr started collecting ’cause ai figured ai’d get all obsessive about it…
Wiez muve, Q !! Purrsonloly, ai tihnk it wuz betta tahn ai thott it wud bee nd nao iz a gud tiem tu wind it up
so iffn we sends u awl owr ‘leftober’ collectibuls u wud nawt ‘a-purr-she-8′ it? *lukks innersentleh*
Iz nawt ubseesive abowt cololecting, ai just lieks nawt to hab extras.
I has a bunch, too, an mor frends who need them. If u want 2 gib me all yours, I’ll b happy to take them. I’m CheezburgerFanatic. Mah profile URL iz under mah name and here: http://cheezburger.com/CheezburgerFanatic/
Ohai, ai see u have sum empty spots and ai tries to fill them in teh neggst few days, k? Prod me if ai furget. Ai can has plenty of dooplikits and triplikits.
Tihs midnite kitteh haz similar feetchers tu mai hart kitteh, Poussin !!
ie Ai cud nebber see hims blak face propply in enni fotoze !!
Ai has a sad fer all teh midnite kittehs and goggies taht has a harder time getting ‘dopted acos peepls (not deliberately) dusunt feel as attracted to aminals wen tehy cant see teh faces so well.
Iz pleesed to see a lol ob a balck kitteh taht dusunt say ‘ebil’. Lols abowt basement kitteh are ufnny butt, tehy is less so wen tehy uses taht nasty werd, an ai is nawt mice wen no-won hardly eber says ennyfing else abowt midnite kitthes.
harumph – cooking the cat… wut’ll you do neggst – cook the books?
*oooh – now that’s a thought….*
Eye deers ob juggloling teh buks
shud nawt bee egstraplolayted tu kittehs !!
hmm – well, not unless u can has a kevlar full bodee armur!!!
*luks fur IRS agents whilst finding gur recipees fur cooking books*
Dere am an IRS office above mai office. Yoo wants me to cawl dem?
o.O
erm – no fankyoo!!
We cannawt hab cat fur dinner. Ai’m awl out ob tomcato sauce.
ooh – that’s no good…wut shud we hab instedd??
Anchovee peetsa?
Burgers with cheese and tomcato?
Cheeseburger with baykun, let us and tomcato?
D…
Deli sammitches
Egg salad (an eggsalad idea)
Fronch onjun soop (berque!)
Gruyere on bagettes
Hamburger wiff bacons and cheez
Icee kreems
J…
Jelly (oar jello iffn u aer ‘Merican)
Kumquats
Lemminz
Mangoez
Nuts
O….
Omelette
Pancake (NAWT pankittehs!)
Quark (it’s a dairy product in Jurmanee)
Roast beef wif taters and veg
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Sumfing sweettt fur dessertz
Turnupritesyde upsydown caek
Unicawn poopp cukkees [http://www.instructables.com/id/Unicorn-Poop/]
V…
Vejimable Stew
Watermellonz
Xtra icing awn mai cake, plzthx
Yellow cake
Zabiglione
Da capshun mayker mizspeld than. Itz spoze 2 be warmer than, not then.
Ma kittehs luv da stovetop…such warm and nice.
o rly?
Oh, kwayzee liddol kitteh, yew ams not an ohm meh let.
Goh bak to da pyoodur foar da warms, oar da teebee.
Wade, i hassa a beddur ideer – com cuddlol wif me! Ime gohwin bak tew sleep. { o )
My younger kitty, Snug, is always stepping in or on, or sitting in bowls or whatever I leave sitting on the counter or in the sink. Puck gets up on the counters sometimes, but mostly he walks around things, but Snug just steps all over everything and knocks things down with his fat tail, like a Sherman tank!
I haven’t caught him sitting in any pots or pans, though–yet!
nao ad toona. Du nawt ster.
Sweet as hell so nice.
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like cat. If you put cat into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put cat into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, cat can flow or it can crash. Be cat, my friend.”
― Bruce Lee
THAN the laptop!! Is it so hard to use the right word?