Ohai anni!! Ai was just having a gigglol listening to an old recording of Gracie Fields singing…
“Teh tomcats adn teh moggies luv to spend theyr evenings owt,
Up teh Biggest Aspidistra In Teh World;
Tehy all beginz meyowing wehn teh buds begin tu sprowt
Up teh Biggest Aspidistra In Teh World…”
…does teh Londonerz still keep teh Aspidistras these dayz??
(Ai hopes yu are having a happi dai, regardless… )
Anywayz, Ai got off teh subjekt, which waz taht teh kitteh in teh pixure looks to me lyke a Music-Hall kitteh. Gonna do teh Harry Champion medley startin wif “Any Old Iron” adn “Never Let Yur Braces Dangle” aifinkso…
Aifink dat wuz Marie Lloyd – nawt Gracie, enniwai. Wen ML wuz had up in kort ‘coz dat wuz thort 2 be indeesent, her chaynjd it 2 ‘She sits amung teh lettisiz an leeks’!
Aspidistras aer owt uv fashun deez daiz – ai inheritid wun frum mai gramma. Dey aer awlso noed az ‘cast iron plant’ becoz it iz nawt eezee 2 killify dem. Ai manijd!.
Ai read somewherez taht teh aspidistras had a popular becaws in teh old dayz, teh smoke adn soot adn stuffs from teh coal-heat made it hard for other plantz to grow, adn teh aspidistras could take it. Nao Ai spoze fings are more greener adn cleaner adn stuff generalee, yesh? Ai hopes?
Oh yep, we aer nawt aloud 2 bern smoekee colez naow an moast peepl doan’t hab opin fyres atawl. Lundun iz a mutch kleener plaes dan wen Ai wuz a kidlet. Fog den wuz a dirtee yello kuller an u cud tayst it. Iffn u breeved throo a wite hankercheef, u got a blakk mark awn it. Killified hunnerds ebbri wintur.
Woot for teh cleaner air, sez Ai (wif profeshanul hat on, hiding profeshanul bald head)! Stay helfee, adn have a nice day, or evening, or whatever it iz nao over tehre, Anni! See yu later!
Oberchoor an biginnerz plz!
conga on yoor tawp spot anni!! taday iz reely qwiet…yoo had teh echo fur 10min!! O.O
Aifink sum peepl hab a hololidai 2dai – praps dat iz wye it iz kwyut as a Sumdai.
ai wantz moar sumdai!! ai donut liek mundane
anee way, yoo want sum tee an chonklit cookies??
Yiss plz!
*givs anni a biiig cuppa tee. Brings in huuuuge tray ov chonklit an butter cookies* enjoy!! ai haz pleh werk BBL
Thx blizzyyy! Sowwee bowt teh pleh werk!
Ohai anni!! Ai was just having a gigglol listening to an old recording of Gracie Fields singing…
“Teh tomcats adn teh moggies luv to spend theyr evenings owt,
Up teh Biggest Aspidistra In Teh World;
Tehy all beginz meyowing wehn teh buds begin tu sprowt
Up teh Biggest Aspidistra In Teh World…”
…does teh Londonerz still keep teh Aspidistras these dayz??
(Ai hopes yu are having a happi dai, regardless… )
Anywayz, Ai got off teh subjekt, which waz taht teh kitteh in teh pixure looks to me lyke a Music-Hall kitteh. Gonna do teh Harry Champion medley startin wif “Any Old Iron” adn “Never Let Yur Braces Dangle” aifinkso…
Duz she “sit amoung the cabbages and peas”?
Heehee! Marie Lloyd for teh win!
Aifink dat wuz Marie Lloyd – nawt Gracie, enniwai. Wen ML wuz had up in kort ‘coz dat wuz thort 2 be indeesent, her chaynjd it 2 ‘She sits amung teh lettisiz an leeks’!
*ROFLs kwietlee, busting several waistcoat-buttonz*
Aspidistras aer owt uv fashun deez daiz – ai inheritid wun frum mai gramma. Dey aer awlso noed az ‘cast iron plant’ becoz it iz nawt eezee 2 killify dem. Ai manijd!.
Ai read somewherez taht teh aspidistras had a popular becaws in teh old dayz, teh smoke adn soot adn stuffs from teh coal-heat made it hard for other plantz to grow, adn teh aspidistras could take it. Nao Ai spoze fings are more greener adn cleaner adn stuff generalee, yesh? Ai hopes?
Oh yep, we aer nawt aloud 2 bern smoekee colez naow an moast peepl doan’t hab opin fyres atawl. Lundun iz a mutch kleener plaes dan wen Ai wuz a kidlet. Fog den wuz a dirtee yello kuller an u cud tayst it. Iffn u breeved throo a wite hankercheef, u got a blakk mark awn it. Killified hunnerds ebbri wintur.
Woot for teh cleaner air, sez Ai (wif profeshanul hat on, hiding profeshanul bald head)! Stay helfee, adn have a nice day, or evening, or whatever it iz nao over tehre, Anni! See yu later!
Actor kitteh peeks threw curtins 2 sea hou menny peepl in da howse tonite.
Brake a leg!!!
Ohai GdP! Nawt shore we hab been interdoosed. Plz 2 assept mai paw in frenship.
yoo haz my atenshun kitteh!!
Drama kitteh is dramatick.
“Remember your lines and don’t bump into the furniture.”
or fall off the stage!
Or faynt!
and member to nawt brayke teh legg
kitteh haz teh nerviss!
wut show is her performin….
A Kitteh Line
Billy Ellicat
Chicatgo
D……
Death ov a Saleskitteh
Eqquuss (wif kittehs instead of teh horse?)
Fiddler on teh Backyard Fence
G…
Ohai, gumbiecat:
Danss, Danss, Danss Feeburr
Ekkstra Speshshull ‘Bunneh Kikkz’
Flash Dansseeng Kitteh!
Grayssfull Peer~oo~ettz
Happee Danss 4 ‘Pleh!’ Mundaynz
Iess Creem Fayree Danss!!
Jump, Skip andz Hawp Danss
Kandee Koarm Kittehz Kikk Lyne
Lushshuss NapzTymje Danss!!!
M…..
Jack.
Woot! Triple ohaiku! *Hazza awed*
…Mikato, Teh (Sorry, Glibert adn Sullolivan)
…No, No, Nanette-teh-kitteh
…Oklahomoggy? Oar Ololiver?
P…
My Fair Kitteh
Nutcracker (vet gawt mai harblols!)
Okla-nom-a
P…..
Phantum ob da Fud Boll
Queue teh lytes adn sownd! (Eeeek! *whew*)
Romeow adn Joolyet
S….
Sownd of Meowsik
Ten Kittehmandments
Unsinkable Moggie Brown
V…
Very Kittish Coup..A
West Side kitteh
Xanadu wiv Olivia Kitten John
Yell fur an encore!
Zut Alors that was hard!
Fankees cheezpeeps …phewee!
Ohai, Lungdoc and ebbeewinz:
Vee Ee Tee… Nawt Wawntz
Wisheengz 4 ‘paozibbill fumbz
X`tra Nommee Treetz
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwnz b4 NapzTyme
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Jack.
Gud morning, Cheezland!
mornin’!
gud morning nightshayde!
*starts handing out hawt coco and cawfee* it suddenly got cold here! BRRRR!!!!
Ohai, anni, gammacat andz ebbeewunz:
Curree~uss Kitteh
‘Kawzmo T3h Klymmurr’ preepayrz
2 ‘Klyme T3h Kurrtinnz’!
Kawzmo T3h Klymmurr
habz ‘Bunneh Kikkz’ 4 hyte andz
lawtza Poyntee Endz!!
Kawzmo T3h Klymmurr
sune fyndz owtz dat ‘Up am moar
eezee~urr dan Daown’!!!
Jack.
Sumwun haz tew say it…itz da oapenin purrformans ov…wayt fur it…..CATS!!!!! Stawwing reel CATS!!!!!
Timez to hide unner teh bed
CATZ iz my faborite mew-zickle!
Mee tew!!!
I iz play teh leed roll in “KATZ”