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Deer goddess, plz tu be gibbin mai hyoomin sum smarts.
Congrats, AP!
Ai dunno wat dis iz abowt, so had a prollem!
Ai has a prollem wiffit tu, cuz ai nawt relijuss, nor wanna be.
Nobody ever said you had to be. Why is this a problem that he is thanking his god for giving him the abilities to perform at his best? He’s not forcing his religion on anybody. There is no reason to be offended. He’s not doing anything to you, and not saying anything to you. Simply giving thanks. This had nothing to do with turning you religious either. It was probably mocking the football player.
Du wat?
Tim Tebow izza US futbawl playur hoo prayz lyke dat on teh feeld.
Lyke teh kreaytur ob teh yoonibers is gonna chaynj hims plans so wun ob hims fanz can winning a futbawl gaym.
Ai see, noe wunner Ai din’t noe wat wuz goin awn – doan’t noe much bowt sport in TTI, soe ‘Merican futbawl iz a forrin plaes 2 me!
Aifink hims on wun ob teh teemz gettin cloas tu goin tu teh soopurboal, so ebrywunz buzzin bowt hims antiks. Aparintleh hims mayks such a sho ob it dat hims naym has becum a verb.
Poor kitteh, juss washin hims fayse, is nao seen as jenuflektin.
We get playurz krossin demselbs in futbawl, nawt in krikkit tho – Aifink it wud be thort 2 be cheetin in krikkit.
Seems sumwot stoopy n self-indulgent silliness …
Whatz “TTI” plz?
Teeny Tiny Ingerland. As oppozed tu Very Large Canada
Thank ewe!
Aifink Oz is biggur tahn bofe TTI and VLC. Hao cum it isn’t VLO and MLC (moderately large Canada)?
Cuz teh Land ob Oz is funniur, aifinks.
Troo. * Sumwun muss hab dug up teh yello brix coz mai rode iz blak *
Ohai KellieKAT. No, Oz is 7.6 Milyun Skwair Km, USA – 9.8 nd Canadia – 9.9.
*
* We duz hab owr oan continent, tho
Wow, hooda thunk it?! when ai look at teh maps it looks seeeeeeeew much bigger.
Butt(!) ai don’t finks they’d wanna be called the LOO, even iffen tehy aren’t British citizens anymore. Since Dr. Who is everywhere, everyone knows what a Loo is!
Much ob it is frozd ober. But den much ob Oz is dezert.
Yah, ai sorta forgottid all abowtz teh NW Territories. Yah nebber to hearing about tehm in teh news, even on As It Happens, (a VLCbroadcast) which ai lissen tew on NPR on teh way home from work sometimes.
An wii (VLC, dat is) mite nawt bee as bigg as wii finks, enneewae. Yu sees awn teh mapz ware awl teh moast Noarvurn coestlions an ailands ob VLC bees beriberi skwigglee inn awl dairekshuns? Purrzunlee, ai finks dat wyol teh map-droars wuz droaring teh noarf coests, dats wen dey wuz beeing chaste bai teh plolar-bares.
Chaste awn a maiden voyedge, wuz tehy ?? * no ufny bizness tehn *
Ai had tu luk dis upp (‘Google is ur frend’, as Maus wud sae) tu bee sertin: Bai toadul aireeya, Rusha bees #1, VLCanada bees sekkind, Chyna an teh Yew Knightid Stayts bee tyd [soarta] as #3 an #4, den Brahzill #5 an den Teh Land ob Oz #6. Kurtsee ob Wikkid Peedya.
Refrinces are are friends! Tis very troothy! Ai prefer to just think ai know everyfing, then have people point out that this isn’t troo, hahahaha It’s sew much eeeeesier taht way. *snerk*
Ai so sick ob Tim Teebow.
Dis. So berree muchlee dis.
Wen all four teemz mah Momcat liekd dis weekend wun (incloodin teh teem dat beeted Tebow & teh Broncos SOWNDLY), she said: “Ai guess Jesus lieks ME beddur.” Prolly cuz Momcat duzzint bovver enny deities abowt ennyfing.
Wun ob teh Parritch Cow&Sell memburs atta lowcal chruch gots a tea-shurt wut sez ‘Jesus loves all mankind! (but I’m His favourite)’.
Wut iz kitteh prayink foar?
Anchoveez, eggstra
Ball toyz wif jinglee bells
Cat bedd wif sawftest kushen
D…
Deesint treetmint frum teh hyoominz
Ebeningz snugglold up wiff hims hyoomin watchin TB
Fresh waddurs in teh waddur boal, on a reglar baysis
G…
Gushufud
Hoemz fur awl teh kittehz
Iis kreem fur treets
J….
Daynish sardeenz
Eel pi wif joos
Flownder Flowrenteen
G…
Delishos Noms
Egg stra gushi fuds
Fuds frum hoomin’s plate
G…
Goldfishee tank tu brake
Hallybutt stake
Iselandic Cod Fillitz wiff graybee
J…
Jellied meets
Kreem
Lotz ob lubs frum hoomins
M…
Mowsies tu eet
Nawt poysin butt(!) orinj nip toys
Old fluffy blankits tu sleep on
P…
Pillows for nappin on
Quick movin shadows for chasin
Really big bowl for noms
Salmon…
T…
Toona, ob korse!
Unbeeleevablee ufny toyz
Veree sawf blankeez
W…
Waterless baff rumez
Xtra noms
YNGs…..O wate. Datz uz.
Zzzzz’s. Moar zzzzz’s.
doan furgitt teh whurrled peas.
Plentee uv room fr runnin arownd
Qteness, lots
Roastbeef
S…
Prayin’ – wif a skool desk inna corner…. uh, oh…
Is okay, I dun fink issa teecher kitteh.
Ai finks T-bow got it from his kitteh! Ceiling kitteh?
45-10 LOL
*snerk*
That was a fun game to watch. If you’re a Pats fan, that is. Broncos, maybe not so much.
“Deer ceiling cat – please let the hooman bring the rite toona this tyme……”
I have clicked on your link, and am pleased to announce dat teh Smudgie is still just as adorable as ever.
Tebowing to Brady, thnxyuberremusch.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-bravo-bunny.jpg
LOLZ
I call face palm.
Yeps, kitteh is jus faespalmin becos of stoopy hoomins.
tim tebow, just like ICHC, is a breath of fresh air in a world full of haters and meanies
innocence has long been lost in my life….waaaaay lost…but found again thru God and animals
……i heart tt & ICHC…
Tebowz goez genst Jebusez teechins: Pray in preyevut, NOT publik. Ewe kin dump “God” n just stik wif da animals n still sayve yr soul.
But he’s not praying. He’s thanking God for his abilities, which is perfectly acceptable in public. Jesus did it himself.
Pleh…kittehs dunt follow teh mindless fundie dog-ma of Teebow. ;p
*snorts irritablee* ai has an agree, Cygnia. kittehs far tuu smart fur taht. (alsew agreez wiv furthur upthred commint-am sew SIK ob heerin bowt grown man hoo playz kiddee gaem adn try tu maek it relijuss)
“sew SIK ob heerin bowt grown man hoo playz kiddee gaem”
praying is a “kiddee gaem?”
then WTFunk is LOLspeak!?!1? lolol
Futbull, silleh
* hee, hee *
Ohai! ebbeh cheezer. : o )
AP, wuz yew wotchin teh fuutiebawl caturday?
Ai nawt sea yew in cheezlan, sew i thunkd yew wass at da ‘stick.
[Foar frenz outsyd da USA: "Candlestick Park" waer da S.F. 49ers & Noo Awwleenz Saints whirr playin teh amerikun fuutiebawl.]
Ohai ruthie. Papa wuz at a lokal feeatur award serimoany Caturday nyte (teh Shellyz, deyz cawld). Hims did a seen frum teh show dat wuz up fur an award, but nyver it nor hims nor eny ob teh obbers frum it winnd enyfing. Ah, well.
Ai did see teh end ob teh Nyner gaym awn TB, tho. Wuz ossim. Also watchded teh Jyunts gaym (we gets tu play dems negst… dat shud be gud wun, tuu).
So duz dat meen Tebow iz likin hiz harbls?
fangkeez fur kleerin taht up, pb! =^.^= sum peeps nawt unnerstandz kontekts klooz, ya kno? (or fah-niks, eberz!)
*kontekst, eben! (abuv am a nesting fail *sighs*)
i get it! sry!
that was MY send-before-self-editing-comment-FAIL!! duh, moi!
i thought u meant pRaying is a “kiddee gaem” wen u meant pLaying “teh fuutiebawl/Futbull” is a “kiddee gaem”
BTW, me and my kittehs ted, fuzzy, and ashley, DO happen to follow the “mindless fundie dog-ma of Teebow”….as does my little pug, charlie, 2..but, especially ted, who’s tebowing RIGHT now!
but, STIIIIIILL, if playing football is a “kiddee gaem”, then, really, WHAT d’ya call LOLspeak?1!!? latin? shakespeare?
(sad. i’m beginning to notice a LOT of ceiling cat athiests/agnostics out there. will tebow 4 y’all)
Lolspeek is juss hao ai tawks. Aiz a kitteh, ykno.
(see mai pikshur der in teh kornur?)
Wen it cumz tu deityz, aiz nawt wun tu personify dem.
Naymin dem, lyke JehobaGod or CeelingCat, ar metaforz, aifink.
Ai kno, lotsa relijunz has awl kynda detaylz bowt such beingz.
But ai tryz tu keep an opin mynd bowt whut Sheez reely lyke.
Gess weel awl fynd owt soonur or layter, ryte? Or nawt.
Ai lyke yore fillossohfee. Ai fink peepul forget taht effen in teh Christian Bible, Gawd sed not to make an icon outta him/her/it/everything. And tehy gets caught up in finking their inner-eye image of gawd (usually an old white dude wif flowing white hair) is just that and is nawt teh TROOF but only their idea of teh troof.
Pamela,
LOLspeak isn’t what you’d call a “kiddy game.” It may appear to be baby talk, but LOLspeak shares a linguistic heritage with other so-called pidgin languages, with a rich and complex structure and syntax. It isn’t the wordless babbling of preverbal tots, nor is it a limited “secret code” which doesn’t evolve over time.
As far as there being “a lot of ceiling cat athiests (sic)/agnostics out there,” I suppose there are. Somehow, I don’t see that as any sadder than any other group in the world. Thanks for praying for us, though. I hope it helps us who don’t prescribe to any religion or prefer to keep ours private and personally consequential, though most fundamentalists say folks like that are doomed anyway.
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sup Jon
/lol at the sic
dear kittehlessjon,
first i want to say how sorry i am that you are kittehless.
second, i add winking smiley-faced emoticons to my posts/emails to represent my facetiousness. ICHC is my favorite website! and i’m totally fluent in lolspeak. i can speak it and read it like the best of ya!. But, sadly, i admit that i cannot *sniff* spell or write it properly.
i lol EVERY day at what all y’all lolspeakers write! ty for that!
btw, when i mentioned ceiling cat athiests/agnostics, i was seriously referring to the actual ICHC Ceiling Cat. i DO pray a LOT every day, but mostly for myself!
i respect everyone’s right to believe or not believe in whatever they want. just strange, yet obvious, that the only “religious” people in the world who are “allowed” to be mocked and made fun of by the media are Christians.
Jesus warned people 2,000 years ago that if you choose to follow Him, people will hate you.
so true for tim tebow.
pam
ps i’m adding a smiley-face here
to let you know that i only write with love…..sometimes i secretly wish that i didn’t love animals SO stinking much. i can’t even watch animal planet because they might show a commercial for “animal cops” and i might get just a GLIMPSE of a hurting, neglected, abused animal….and don’t EVEN let me HEAR sarah mclachlan singing “in the arms of an angel” in that heartbreaking commercial
God loves “hoomanz”, and i’m trying.
/LOLcat off
I don’t think that Tebow is showboating or expects God to intervene in a football game. I think he is thanking the God he believes in for helping him do his best.
Whether you believe in another deity, in nature worship, or in nothing at all, there is no need to mock the sincere expression of religious belief.
In the USA, of course, religion can’t be forced on us by the government. We should enjoy that freedom without being intolerant.
/LOLcat on
YAY! You understand that he’s thanking God!
It’s so interesting to see how many people screw that up. XD
Ai nawt fink its cuz der nawt “allowd” tu mokk ober relijunz.
Aifink its cuz teh obberz arnt neerleh as funneh, or insistant.
(or, in sum caysez, der followurz reely cant tayk a joak)
there’re lots of Christian/Catholic professional athletes who give thanks to God or make the sign of the cross whenever they get the chance. tim tebow has been singled out by the media. they’re fixated on him.
when i posted above that “innocence has long been lost in my life….waaaaay lost…but found again thru God and animals,” here’s one of the replies: “Tebowz goez genst Jebusez teechins: Pray in preyevut, NOT publik. Ewe kin dump “God” n just stik wif da animals n still sayve yr soul.”
now imagine if i were a Muslim and someone told me to dump Allah. Maybe Islam “arnt neerlah as funneh, or insistant.”
it’s only PC to criticize Christians.
but i DO believe in free speech and i’m TOTALLY anti-censorship in ALL media, including on network TV!
police your own mouth.
AND also say what you mean and mean what you say.
that’s what i say!
pk
Ai duz meen whut ai sez. Adn ai nawt tryin tu be offensib.
Aifinks Islam is eben funnier adn moar insistant… but deyr teh wunz hoo “reely cant tayk a joak”, so its tu danjrus tu sez so. Adn ai wuznt teh wun hoo sujested u shud dump enyfing. Ai juss fink der awl a littlol silleh, adn shud be treeted as metaforz, nawt literal troofs. But dats juss mai opinyun, adn ai respekts u tu has ur own.
Ar u in teh USA? Mebbe its also “PC” bekawz Krishchinz ar so prevalint heer, adn sumtymz seem tu furget dat we awl has teh freedum tu choozing whut we beleevz, or nawt beleevz.
Pardon me for butting in…
I can’t write lolspeak either…..*sniff*
According to the most reliable numbers available (How do they GET those numbers?)…
Christians are defined in two ways “I am saved by the blood of Christ and believe he is the only way to heaven” and “Just be a nice person”. The country with the most of the first group and the fewest of the second — is Africa. And countries where it’s “frowned upon” (you’re kidnapped at night and beaten) have church growth double that in “civilized” countries.
Weird huh?
Afghan-land and Iraq have MORE problems for Christians then BEFORE we got involved. Nice job breaking it.
No prob. Anywun can add tu a fred, adn lolspeeks opshunul.
Ur insytes ar inneresting, adn showz hao complex fingz ar.
Aifink menny ob teh prollemz arown teh whirld relayted tu relijiun arnt akshully prollemz ob relijun, but ob peeplz yoozin it (adn obber fingz) as toolz for power ober obberz.
Ai is persunally nawt fond ob any ob teh Abrahammik relijunz presysely cuz dey seemz tu be teh eeziest tu abyooz dat way. Ai is moar drawn tu teh Eesturn relijunz (Taoism, Budizm, Hinduizm), wich seems tu has a better histry ob peesfulness.
But den, ai is neever an expert nor a praktishuner.
Adn dis is a humur syte, nawt a relijus diskushun board.
So ai will shutting up nao adn going tu bed. Gnyte, awl.
LOlspeak off
I never thought I’d see such a conversation on here. I’m so glad to see such a discussion. I am a Christian also and I’ll admit to being sort of sick of hearing about Tim Tebow too, not because of his beliefs just because of all the fuss being made.
I can’t think of another site where you would see a discussion of religious beliefs done in such and interesting and funny way as doing it in Lolspeak.
LoLspeak on:
Ai lubs Cheezpeeps, dey ar wunndermuss!
Thiss Teeboweng luks liek kissing bisepss tu mee !!
* kitteh bin wotchin teh resslolling ? *
aifinksew kitteh mae has ben awn loliday at teh mussel beech, prawblee pikt up awl sorts ob habits. =^.^=
Yup, pb, I think this kitteh’s been watching WWF – Wacky Wrestling Felines – too much!
NO!
Lets end this NAO…iz called Jenyouflek
Genuflex…
CLEANINGS!!
NAH —- I votez fer mussel beech. HImz bin werking owt.
looks moar lik a fasepalm too meh. T_T
as a Christian, you know how i react to a pic of a cat sitting next to Buddha or of a cat wearing a yamaka?………………………….
i smile and LAUGH and say, “awwwe him’s CUTE!! that kitty DOES look like Buddha and look a CAT wearing a yamaka! that’s precious!!”
i DON’T say, “ewwwe, i have a problem with Buddha and yamakas because i’m NOT Buddhist nor a Jew. that cat is NOT funny.”
this is not a discussion about religion. it’s a discussion on censorship.
“shut UP, Christians!!”
be careful what u wish for. it won’t be long… you WILL say something that offends someone else and they’ll wanna shut YOU up, too.
i believe in freedom of religion, EVERY religion, for EVERY “hoomanz ‘n kittehs.”
ALL kittehs of ALL faiths are created EQUALLY and are EQUALLY CUTE!!
Keep the FCC/Congress govt regulators OUT of the internet, too!!
“First they came for the [fill in the blank] and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a [fill in the blank].
Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.”