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Dat’s blakkmayl, kitteh!
Oar iz it eggstorshun?
Itz a thrett wiht mennasez !! * nd hi meens it, tuu *
Du u need sum peptobizmol?
Hee, hee, no !!
Ware did u ried to tudai, PB? Woz it hot?
Congratz, Annipuss!
Thx fur teh congrats. OCM!
Ohai OCM !! Western Port Bay nd bak !!
Teh biek ‘pewter sez it gawt tu 35C butt(!) ai tihnk it wuz only 23C !!
* teh biek’s nawt mezuring in teh shade *
Wi can haz heet in teh thurties tihs weke-weke-weke !!
In teh thurties? O u ar lukkee.
*trize tu merember wat its liek to hav less tahn 30C* How menny weeks left? 
[gives OCM uh teeny tiny unbrella tew shade herself ☂]
Fankees, NC. Aifinkso ai needs elebenty ov dese.
Maybii deez clowds will halp
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We hab heet in teh 30s at teh momint 30sF, dat iz!
we’re at minus 6 C here.
Yikes
!! Yoo muss bee boaf freezing !! * ai cud nawt lib wiv taht *
Dat’s just sillee! Ai’d kumplayn 2 teh gubmint iffn Ai wuz u!
iz moar like teh wethur wii yooshalee gets in janyooairy, instedd ob teh 40s F. like it has been. onlee a trase ob teh white stuff tew. berree odd wintur. no boddee tew comp lain tew.
ai juss luks at weer on The Erf you livs Mugglemary an teh pawcast fur end ov teh week iz……elebenty F
*shivas at teh thowt*
mugglemary, yew juss ain’t trying hard enuff! dere’s awlways sumbuddy tu cumplayn tu! oar at, which iz whut ai excel at. ai doan eben need enybuddy else fur cumplaynin! lern tu wurk it, gurl! git yur cumplaner awn!
If it werks faw kitteh, hoo am wi tu critter size
?? Congas agenn, Annipuss !! * teech mee tu poast awn teh urlier LOL at tihs tiem 
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heehee, me two, pb! but ai jus notiss teh kitteh bakk tehr nawt be habbin wisskurs! ai nebber see taht befoar!
Him habs wisskurs, ai see dem. Howebber, hi mite nawt bi habbing dem in a minnit!
Thx PB! Teh babbeh’s eggspreshun iz pwerfick fur teh capshun, Aifink!
Purrzackly !! Enniwaze, hims had betta lern taht hi duznut owtrank teh furry peeplol !!
A gud tiem tu say CONGARATS tu teh capshoner, NawtyKitty
yes, dis iz egg slant NawtyKitty
Congarats on the FP!
furst fing ai fot wuz “startloled bebbeh iz startloled” !
Nd hims means it tuu !! * coz heez mean *
strawng arm kitteh!
welldun anni! my pewtur nawt refreshus fast enuff!
Thx MM!
Ooooo, nd ai wuz tihnking kitteh ment a few hungree naybers kittehs !!
them glowin eis outsyd is moar than kittehs aifinkso PB *qwivers wiv a scaird*
* sends teh nakid kitteh frum prebius LOL owtside … tehy ran away *
gud finkin PB, fankees! If ownlee sherlock holmes had thowt ov dat
welldun, pb! yoo sabed bebbeh frum hownds ob he…heck!
☠ Bii afrayd! Bii BERRY afrayd. ☠
Hand over teh bottlol; taht’z teh best tihng tu du !!
* ime shoor itz a mlik bottlol, btw *
Kitteh wuz awl (॓_॔)
and babbeh wuz awl (︶︹︺)
Then kitteh wuz liek (◣_◢)
And bebbeh wuz liek (O_o)
Finally kitteh wuz did dis (¬_¬)
and babbeh did dis (⋋︹⋌)
coz kitteh ended awp wif babbeh’s bottlol.
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Ai tihnk yoo deserb six burgers faw teh six new fayses, NC
Fanks! ㋡
Okay….ai haz tu noze how u did taht wun plthx. it izza gud face.
I copypasta’d it frum uh website and hab it saved in uh MS Word doc.
I can’t find ithe addy right nao, but iffn yew google facebook ascii art, it’s probably in wun ob the sites dat kom awp awn the furst page.
Fankees!! *runs off to look*
Ai nawt finds it yet, butt(!) dis wun is cute!
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aww, heeza happee fella
Mii liek!
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OT, hav u started teh new job, NC ?? How goze it ??
Yup. Gawt wun full week in. It’s terrific. Going to Reno, Nevada neggst week, adn den Memphis Tennessee in February.
Congratulations !! Nd yoo can visit Grayslands
* wisspurs: yoo kno taht if hims tells yoo, hi may hab tu killify yoo …*
Hoo? Mii?
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No way!
Clappity! Berry clebber, NC!
wunnermuss! ai nebur can figger owt hao to dew tohse fings. ohai, nativecat! ltns!
Ohai mugglemary
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Oh! (｡◕‿◕｡) Yesh, Yesh. It haz bin uh lawng tiem.
*slips sum laxatibs in teh bottle*
*hands over the bottle*
*runsawaygigglingmadlee*
Wen yoo gawt tu go, yoo gawt tu go
!! * waivs tu teh norf-west *
O.o Kitteh will knead a date wiv teh litterboks!
ooooo, nenne, yoo bi meen! ai new sumwon hoo put teh laxatibs in lunch tehy brots tew werk tew ketch teh purson hoo steals teh lunch, an boi, did tehy ebber!
tath wud do the trick, wuddint eat!!!
I got my lunch stolen frum my backpack while i had study hall at the library in ohai school i Oz!! the thief left the raisins though… I figured if sumwun wus so hungreh they had to steal my fud, they probably needed it moar than me!
The tuck shop lady gave me a salad sammich instead – win/win situasjon!
Ack!! Haz aneewun tride tew send a kollektiblol gift todai? Ai haz tride twict tew send a rekwest an….insted uv teh uzual wai it luuks wen u klik awn teh gift box, jus teh list parshul frend list showin an u kan type inn iffen u wan tew send tew sumwun whooz naim iz nawt showin…
iz awl krazy luukin, ai seez teh avatar skwares uv sum uv mai frends an dere duzznt seem tew bee anee wai tew send tew sumwun whooz name/avatar iz NAWT showin! Wat teh hek iz goin awn???
Prolly safest tu weight till teh techs luk at it awn Mundane, BF
duzzit luuk teh saim fer u? Aneewun else seein kraziness insted uv teh uzual wai teh kollektiblol gifting uzulee luuks? An iz nawt indikatin ‘needs this’ fer teh purrsons naim aneemoar
Akshlolly, no, it luks normlol !! * Ai sendid yoo sumfing tu test *
I wud reccummend rebooting yoor pc nd trieng agenn !!
Iz perficklee nermul fur me – juss sendid sumfin 2 sumwun showed as needin it.
nawt luk laik taht tew mi, blues, an ai jus sented sumfin tew sumwun. mebbe cos it teh 15th?
I got a collectible today. I think they meant tomorrow the sale starts – the collectibles always went through Sunday.
ai hazza leeve, dangnabbit RL! don’t tehs peeps no taht ai bi habbin fun heer? blanketee blanketee..bbl, play nise!
Bai-bai, MM !! Sea yoo suun
At first I thought the backlights behind the window would be the eyes of its “outside friends” ^^
Aifinkso yu had it rite, Tim. Oar taht was teh joke, aniwayz. Doesn’t mattr what teh lytes were IRL. Looks enuff lyke kitteh-eyes to make a good storee (adn convince teh bebbeh).
Oh Noes! captiv babee!