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watch owt fur eeglez up der!
o, sorree, dat wuz meen of me! I shud have gotten a heelychopper and resqued teh kitteh and kept him fur MYSELF!
Him duz luk lyk him needz rescooin, dusint he?
If you gonna stay up dere I guess I hassta eet all teh wafflols by myself.
* PB jumps daon nd maiks a smawl dent in teh graond *
??
Wafflols, u sed
Did yew say wafflols? *Thunk! Heer ai iz! Naow feedz mee!!!*
*luks beeseechinglee wif hyooj sad eyez an lifs wun pawsie fur eefekt*
Congas tu yu carosue fer klimin intu teh top spot on teh LOLtree!!
Conga rats carosue3 awn ur nawt sekkund.
o hai!
Haow ar yew tooday?
Kold. an yu?
Yep itz kold heer in Mizzori tew. Ai tink wee mayt git snow tewnyte.
Ai cud sending yu owrs plsthxbrrrr?? Doo. Nawt. Want!!!
Congameerkatsdancinto ILiketoDoItDoItto warm things up, carosue3!
Ohai Ssm and nicewitch!
Fankees nw foar halping me da otter day wen i fawd daon.
Hew, i halp yew wawm up.
*boops nicewitch onna noaz an runsawaewiffakwikness in onnur ob maus*
*gigglols*
EEEP! Ai bin boopt agin!!!!
*runrunruns afftur ruthie*
*feals warmur awlmoast inn stantlee*
*snigglolling sawnd herd inna distance*
*rufie skampskampskampurz awae*
*sumtyms stubbing hur toe onna kawnt of sniggoling an skamoerin at teh saem tym*0
Yur walcom Ruthie, ai iz alwaiz glads tew halp a fello cheezpeep!
Hay!! Wayt fer mee yew guyz!!!
Ebberybuddy is gawn agin….ware’d dey go???
Diz teh quiet LoL–iz why I akn okshunally get nawt sekond at dis thyme of nite. Yu has to sit quietly in teh corner fur them to kreep owt.
*upps teh purryskoap tu sea hoo be heer*
*tippytows owt sew as nawt tu skerrafy ennywuns*
*trips ober mai tayol n crashes intu teh silber waers*
Um, ai mented tu du dat!!
Ohai carosue n Spotstarsmom!!
Ai haz bean chasin teh dust bunnehs rown teh howse!!
Ai nawt hassing dust-bunnehs — ai gots dust-lolifants. An ai finks deys awl preggers.
*sigh*
*senz nicewitch sum dust-mowsiez tu skair away teh dus-lollifants*
*boyls sum wadder fer teh immy nant berf ov teh dus-looifant bebbehs*
*maek dat a vat ov wadder!!*
Erm ….. yu nawt gunna KUK dem, ar yu???
LOL!!
Noe, nawt cuuk dem, boyl teh warder n git sum towelles fer teh dee libery ov dem – ai haz seen it on teh Aminlol Planet – haow hard kin it be?!
Ms. Kkppowwee !
*leaps to hurz, lands, slides on mah floof,
stawping jest in frunna hurz*
*hedbonk* *schmooo*
*parallel parks inna sfinkss pozishun*
*wiffa contenty eyes*
*stanz adn gibs ruthie a rowsin rown ov applol sawse*
Dat wuz a namazin in transt indeedy yes ruthie!!!
Ai aint eber seen enny peep du a parra lol park befoar!!!!
*hedbonks n gigglols gah loar!*
No slot parkin in sanfaniskoh.
Must hab parallol parkin skills to fit in teenytinyitsy uphill/downhill skareefyin parkin spawts.
And gudgud braeks, mm-hm!
Fankees, ms. Kpow. Schmooo!
Ai stans bak in awwww uv boaf ov yew. Ai wil halps Ms. Kapow wif da birfin uv da dus-lolifants, sheez goawn tew needz halp.
Ms. Ruthie shud beein da Cheezlympics, hur wud winz manee shynee medlols!!
*hedbonks boaf uv dem and den sitz in da meatloaf possishun*
Nawt mee
Der’s otturs beddur at parallol up/daonhill parkin.
*hedbonx Ssm*
Witch Meat Loaf poszishun?
Wen he am singin or wen him was on Sillybrity Appreniss sittin in fwunt of tha Donal Turmp?
Nao dah possisshun wit da masht taters. Ai iz fraid Donal Turmp hayr myte jump offen hiz hed an attax mee, itz scawy.
Dew lyke sum uv Meat Loavz singifyin sumtymes.
I fawt hims hadda angelic voyse in Wockky Horruror.
Nao that he’s a grampa-type and part-time ghost investimigator, i fink hims cyooter.
Ebidently, ghosties purrfur tew innerak wif him dan de otter investimigaturs, mebbe bekaws hims ask dem kweschuns nicely.
Yesh, Donal Turnip issa wun ob a kynd.
Yu be kerfulz doz bunniez nawt bitez yu . Dey ar vishus! nd haz pointyenz tu.
nd dey r vry fuzzy, tu! nawt tu menshun dusty. ohai, evverybuddy! ai juss hadda taek a braek frum collectimizing. dis kitteh izza skared liddle sqwee bebbeh! hoal on, kitteh, ai’ll kome reskewfy yu! *yoink!*
Um…dat wuzzint mii liddlol meezer.
Wut’s dat? No, dat’s nawt wut ai sed. 
And get dat Bannock device away frum mai crawch. 
Yoo’v bin lissining tew teh voysez in yor hed agin.
Nao, kom bak down adn watch sum football wif mii.
Whassa Bannock fingy?
nc, hao baot that 49er-Saints game, eh?
Nail biter!
Bruiser, ak choo lee.
Fum da fans jumpin uppin daon nokkin intew eech ovver… o-O
*nods*
Yep. Teh endz ob my fingurrz is jes stubs nao. Guud fing the Broco-Pats games izza blowowt. Ai gawt nuffin left tew chew awn, adn ai can’t get my toez inna mai maowf.
Oopsie. Ai left owt teh ‘R’. Brannock Device
Yew am sew smart, nc.
Gee whiz, wasshowt! I gehs kitteh is madmadmad!
(Glad da nynurs wun, ovurwyz my mawm was gonna be krayzzemad like kitteh!)
Meezers awr notoryus nip awbyoozurrz.
Kitteh nawt mad; heez jes uh liddlol high
Get it? Coz heez way up on teh stik? Oh nebermind.
Butt! butt! wai meezer, hoo amo high, gonna measure yoar…futs?
Um… *confoozzeld* …nebbermind.
Like ai sed, yew am smart.
*finks mebbeh ail figgur it owt laydur…*
OH! ai got it!
nc, yew tayp gud wif finguh stubs!
Yabutt teh blud awn teh keybord iz gunna bii hell tew cleen awp.
[get owt Mr. Cleen erasurr]
*scrub scrub scrub*
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3q4nv; ads;lkgb23 u8v9asvNow is the Winter of Our Discontent
O.o. Teh munkeez am att teh Shakey’s Pears agin.
eeeww. shudden yu put taht toe jam onna peece ov bred?
I prefer sumfing eben grungier dan dat…
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wait for it
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Pearl Jam.
Rokk on dood!!
That’s really disgusting.. why do you keep posting these horrible things?
Wut?????
*hassa cawnfyoosd*
Ohai nicewitch!
Mae bee kittycute98 finks dat teh yuse ovva wiet font agaynst a pael bakgrownd showz a lak ov ee majinayshun wen in fakt a bloo tu match kitteh’s eyz wud hab been sew mucth betterer!
*nodnodnods*
O dat maeks teh sens – naow ai unnerstans. Ai jus thottid kc98 missrekkernaizd teh fenspoast wut teh drahmah-kitteh bees beeing oaburlee drahmahtikul awn.
Kittehs lub tu be dramma mattikul eshpesh wen a kammy rah iz abowt!!
*nodnodnodnodnodnodnod……oooooohhhhhh dizzzzyyyy fawls ober in a furry pyle*
whut thots r going thru kittehs hed rite now?
Afrayd!
Bummer
Climbing sux
Dummy hooman
E…….
Ebbrybunny haytz me
I knead hep geddin daon
Jeez gemme daon NAO
Keep yr snikkerz tu yrseff plz…
*shrugs* [goes wif it]
Fffffuuuuu-
Gah!
L…
Halp!
L…
HALP! halp me NOW!
Lissen, yu bedder halp me!
Move yurself nd get meh daown
NOW!!!!!
O….
ai scrued up ~ ai thot taht I wuzza L nd got teh thred tangled! sowwy.
No, no, laffie kitteh, ah putted mah stuff inna rong bokks. Mah fawlt!
Yew am otay!
D
Wii awl boo boo’d. Wii need remedials awn alphamabetizing aifinkso.
OK – Eberywun awl tugever nao.
♫ Ay,Bee,See,Dee,Ee,Ef,Gee
Ach,Eye,Jay,Kay,Elemenohpee
Queue,Awr,Es
Tee,Yew,Vee
Dubbayoo,Eggs
Why adn Zee
Nao ai gno my Ay, Bee Sees, neggst tiem will bii or..der…ly ♫
*claps!*
Sew dat iz wot dat song iz awl abowt!
Fanks nc – wisht ai hadda lernted yur elfebet at skewel – iz mutch moer fun1!
ekshully, ai fink we cud uze an orderly inna whyte coat tu…..keep order? (ham on rye!)
Clappity clappity! Fang kew, nc
Otay…se mebbe ai shoont be yakkin onna fone an alfebetterin at teh saym thyme…aor wokkin an choowin gum needer…
Definitely nawt teh latturr. Teh peenut oil culd splatter adn pop yor bubblol.
Aha! An peepols sed AI wuz teh crayzee wen ai got uff ended wen teh naybors axed iffen dey cud wok mai goggie fur teh eggser size!! Ai LUBZ mai goggie! Yu no can has him tu cuuk!! *Poor Gunner had teh tromma tized tu.*
(Bee sides, stannin at a stobe an cuukin snot grate eggser size ennywaze..humff…! Naybors am teh crayzee wunz.)
Y iz yew kookin snot????
Wuzzint me..wuz teh crayzee naybors..
Sides…ennyfing bedderer den cuukin mai goggie…sheeesh…
No kookin goggies!! Dats turrible! Yew dew hav sum cryzee naybors!!!!
*neerly gags at teh fort ov cukkin teh nosey stufs!!*
Snot me…smy nayborz…
Ewwwwwwww!
Oberherd in gunnersmama’s nayborhood
Culd ai borrow uh cup o’ booger?
Wayte… cuukin snots in a wok??…maeks POPPYSNOTS ?!?!!
Sawnds lyk a snack delicacy foar dustmites.
Wen they watch fuutsieball kwartur finals.
Sownds liek gunnersmama’s nayborz wuz moar likely trying to maik snotdogs.
Wiff relish!!
Oh my! Grease! Dat’s wurse dan peanut oil.
Rizz wuz mai idlol…
Dat’s otay laughingcats!!
Frum naow on ai shal refurr tu yu az ‘L’
*teh peep furmaly known as laughingcats..*
it phitz!!!! ai yam heer in Minnesnowta, ai yam short (5’2″) nd ai lykes beein treeted lyke a prince(ss)!!! ef only ai cud sing-n-dansdansdans wifout fawlin down!!!
Butt doan ebrywun fawl doawn wen tehy duz teh dansdansdans!?
Ai noes iz wunna mai bestest moobs!!
Hmff..wish ai cud mayk dem funneh fayses tu…mai pyooter woan let me…*snifflol*
*gibs gm a lacey hanky fer her snifflols*
Wumtiems wot ai duz iz tu jus copy a smiley face frum sumwun elses post n den paste it intu mai post .. maybe dat mite halp?
Careful dat yor naybors doan sii yew wif dat hanky, GM.
They awr jes regular characters GM. Yew type dem in and WP magikully changes dem intew fayses foar yew. See here
Yor symbol…
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*gits dizzy frum luukin up ….*
*putz hed between mai paws…*
Dat iz amazin nc!!!
O fanks a BUNSH nc! Leessee…bein teh juss a fyoo steps abuv a Luddite hear…dis shud be a breez…hah..nooo prollem..peesa caek…
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O fanks a BUNSH nc! Leessee…bein teh juss a fyoo steps abuv a Luddite hear…dis shud be a breez…hah..nooo prollem..peesa caek…O fanks a BUNSH nc! Leessee…bein teh juss a fyoo steps abuv a Luddite hear…dis shud be a breez…hah..nooo prollem..peesa caek…
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. Ms KittykittyPusspussMeow says:
January 14, 2012 at 10:35 pm
*tryes tu luuk up at teh woppin grate big gye normus sim bul dat nc maeded*
*gits dizzy frum luukin up ….*
*putz hed between mai paws…*
Dat iz amazin nc!!!
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ruthie says:
January 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Like hekk ahm lettin go!
Maaaawwwm!
Nuts! No!! No nuts here, stoopy skwirrl!
O…
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Ms KittykittyPusspussMeow says:
January 14, 2012 at 7:39 pm
Oopseez!
Purryskope kitteh moad akteevated
Quest kitteh iz onna misshun
R…
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ruthie says:
January 14, 2012 at 7:42 pm
Aw!! ai dinnat put mah L-M-N fingies inna rite bocks! <:'o{
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ruthie says:
January 14, 2012 at 7:47 pm
RUTHIE! PUT THAT FONE DAON RITE NOW & HALP ME!!
Q…
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ruthie says:
January 14, 2012 at 7:57 pm
sawree, i mean
S…
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KickahaOta says:
January 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm
Taik me bak inncide…
Uh-oh, I has no revurse…
Verri, verri hai!
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Ms KittykittyPusspussMeow says:
January 14, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Wear’s teh fyremens weh ai needs dem!
X duz nawt mark teh spot!
Y? coz teh tree wuz teezin me!
Zzzzz’s aer owt ov teh kwestion at teh moe!!
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ruthie says:
January 14, 2012 at 9:23 pm
Sumbuddy halp me!!
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ruthie says:
January 14, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Good work, everywun!
Nao weer dun wif this dyslecsiksiated alfinamabitikstisized lisp. List!
*sighs, drawps foarhed intew pomm*
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SpotstarsMom says:
January 14, 2012 at 9:49 pm
*gigglols boops Ruthie tew distrakt hur from hed slappin hurself anrunsawaiwifaskippiekwikness*
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Itz otay nicewitch … jus sum hokus pokus WP majik!
*gits nicewitch a cuppa cammy mile tee n sits kwietly wif her…..*
*snerk*
Pay gno attenshun tew teh man behind teh curton.
an ai lyk tew hab a bloo naym…? *sed wiffa hoapflol*
Ai cant remember dat wun ruthie, adn ai cant luuk it awp coz ai can’t get intew my profile gno moar coz ICHC iz yoozing third party cookies.
Sumware in yor profile thar izza place tew put the address dat yew want yor bloo name to point tew. Wunce yew find dat and fill it in, your name will be bloo.
Details can bii fownd here
Fankees nc!
Ai cud nawt bemembur hao tu get to teh ctc, an on mah foan the crayzee bokks to sign-in keeps moving awae so i kin nebber tiep mah naym in let alone guess at a password.
Butt! wun day i shalw hab a bloo naym!
O yah..DAT wurked purrficklee..whut a GRATE ideeya…yu full ub dem nc..
Juss kill me nao.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
[fawls awf ottoman]
Otay..wash dis..
: roll :
Oar
I DIDDED IT!!!!!!
TA DAAAAAAAA!
The crowd goze wyld.
*uhplawz*
*Bowz an curt seize tu teh fowzindz ub peepz*
nao, ai cant stand it….
Ah am sooo
Drunk wiff powder…
GM iz faced.
*bows doawn tu teh gratenes ov gm’s smiley powa!*
*gibs her a seet coz she aiint abol tu stand noe moer!!*
gm plops her nawt incormsiderablol hiney inna chare…
*Wy fankees Ms. Kapow..berry grayshus ub yu*
Ai brottid ebbrywun sum bbq porkee rowlz an siezure sallid tu sellybrate mai grajoowayshun frum nc’s skool ub ohai-er lernin..
*Hanz owt playtz*
[holds lighter awp adn waits for GM's encore]
*chants*
WE WANT italic & bold!
WE WANT italic & bold!
Awwsum, gm!! Yew am jndeed powderflol!
O yah! nc, hkw yew du italic an bowl an swisspurrs? huh, nc? huh?
I dint sine up fur teh adbanced klasses yet….gotta get teh fasysics furst..
Ohh, yummo, jus in tiem fer mai din-dins!!
*let it be knowned dat enny tiem izza gud tiem fer mai din-dins!*
Fanks gm!!
*sits bak n waytes fer gm tu beedazzlol us awl wif her post-grad werk in eytalliks adn boald !!*
OTAY OTAY!
Nao howz dis foar bold???
Eezy peezy
<i>italic</i>
italic
<b>bold</b>
bold
<pre>little</pre>
Wooops, nestidd inna rong playse.
Gm wuddit it bi okay if ai lurn wif yew?
Ai lyk tu goh tu nc’s skool! and lurn hao tew hab a bloo naym
Hmmm….fanx nc…ai wuz juss luukin at teh majik trix onna Cryer…peerz moas ub teh reeeely trikky wunz wuz splained bai yu…Aifink yu mebbe yu hab teh edjimicayshuns ub majik skoolz….an ohai-er lernin intitootz…
So..Roofie..go here….
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
Dat will sho yu hao…
Hmfff…Old Moldemort…him’z ebil nose no bowndz….
Fankees fwensies !!!
Wun dai ai tew shalw bi bloo
Oh, an *POPS stoopy WP inna hedd foar gibbing nicenicenice nc krummy kukkees dat keepin him frum goin bak in hims profile! :p
Doan bi skird of baldymort, hims tiny peeces ob dust now.
ai leeve a liddle erly last nite, nd miss much fun! an mai neu symbol whut ai gunna be signing awl mai checks nd papers (crumpled payper, oooo) nd ofishul duckumens wit! ai gotz tu go practis naow. tank yu nc66 fur mayking dis wunnermus thing, jus sew ai kan now be symbolina! yu am amayzing wit teh puter stuffs!
Like hekk ahm lettin go!
Maaaawwwm!
Nuts! No!! No nuts here, stoopy skwirrl!
O…
Oopseez!
Purryskope kitteh moad akteevated
Quest kitteh iz onna misshun
R…
Aw!! ai dinnat put mah L-M-N fingies inna rite bocks! <:'o{
RUTHIE! PUT THAT FONE DAON RITE NOW & HALP ME!!
Q…
sawree, i mean
S…
Taik me bak inncide…
Uh-oh, I has no revurse…
Verri, verri hai!
Wear’s teh fyremens weh ai needs dem!
X duz nawt mark teh spot!
Y? coz teh tree wuz teezin me!
Zzzzz’s aer owt ov teh kwestion at teh moe!!
Sumbuddy halp me!!
Good work, everywun!
Nao weer dun wif this dyslecsiksiated alfinamabitikstisized lisp. List!
*sighs, drawps foarhed intew pomm*
*gigglols boops Ruthie tew distrakt hur from hed slappin hurself anrunsawaiwifaskippiekwikness*
well, it would help if there was actually a whole tree there….
what could go wrong? Well you could run out of tree…
said much better than i did!
Why does the creator of this lol have a golliwog face for an avatar? Kinda gross.