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I will halp, kitteh!
Congalayshuns carosue3 fer yur topspot!
Hmmmm, jus lookin at dat kitteh n finkin bowt ekkasize haz giben me a big hungree fer sum ….. chonklit!!
Caer tu joyne me carosue3 n Spotstarsmom!
Oooh, yes pweese. Ai’ll bwing da meelk! nomnomnomnomnom
Woo hoo we iz habin a littlol chonklit n millik post ekkasize werkowt feest!!
Yummmmm!
*yoosez teh secrut powurz uv teh Bambi eyez*
Ohai, frenz! Sew, umm, wotcha up tu?
Nuffin…yew wantz tew joyn us fer da chonklit and meelk, dere’s pwenty?
An Ssm brotted fwesh punkin pai back @dis mawning’s cyoot kitteh obbs day!
Fankees, Ssm!
*shakes Ssm’s fllofy paw wiffa happee an boops hur inna noze*
Ohai, sneezee and ms. Kpow!
Youzes iz welcoom. Ai brotid eggstra pi and kookies tew.
*Shayks ruthies floofy paw and boops her back den runzawaiwifakwikness*
Yesh pleez awn teh partee joynin. I amz awn a 21 day clinz butt(!) am happytail tu sai dat Cheezland chonkit adn pies aer awn teh aprooved lisst uv fuds!!1
Ohai sneezee!!
Yu iz on a 21 day butt clinz?!
*gigglols at teh look on yur face rite abowt now!!*
Gud fer yu …. kleen owt teh sis tem n den yu kin start awl ober agin!!
(wot ray jeem iz yu followin sneezee?)
Mai eenormuss fambly iz streemin in frum awl ober teh hows tu see wot awl teh cacklin iz abowt!
*wipes teerz frum eyez*
Mai rayjeem iz thuslee: no shooger no kafeen no prawsesst fuds no dayry no glootin no alkyhawl . . . essenshully eberyfing dat maeks lief wurf teh livin.
(trooly tho I iz eetin berry gudgudgud–an aive gotted sum noo dlishuss ressipeez)
*gibs sneezee a shamwow fer awl dem teerz*
*rites a noat eggsplaynin sneezee’s con dishun tu her famlee*
Ai fort awl dem fuds yu iz aboydin aer frum teh main fud groops!
Kleenzes aer teh gud n yu wil be jumpin owtta yur skin reel soon!!
Stay fokussed sneezee!!
(yu iz inspirin me naow!!)
*gigglol* yew sed butt…
Congarats Carosue3 awn ur nawt sekkund!
Fank yu. It’s jus yu and me?
I has to run klose up–be bac layter!
Yu need longer legz, kitteh! Make the goggie do it, whyle yu sitz on hiz bak.
Keep up da gud werk kitteh!!!
Yep, ai doan noes wher ebberywun went? *Lookin cayrpully behinz mee tew see ifn annywun gowin tew sneek up awn me…*
Onnastly Spotstarsmom, az iffn enny ov us wud do ennyfink as silleh az dat!!
*froes a plaztik spidee ontu Ssm’s hed n runsawaywifakwiknes….*
*BOO!* *Boops Spotstarsmom in teh nosee* *Gigglolswhilerunningaway*
*AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Jumps up in da ayr floofs out taylol!!! Yew guys scayreded me. Naow wher’d dey go? Come bak heer!!!*
*luuks up at Ssm hangin orf teh seeling*
Ohai up dere, wotcha doing – iz yu luukin fer spidees?!
*Letz go uv da ceelin den wen ai iz abowt tew feetz upuv da grownd ai reberses dureckshun tew lands on mai feetz*
Thanks to Chuck Jones and his wonderful cartoons for the reference!
Hay Ize iz onn da byke..whas morr doo yoo wantz?
‘Ekkasize duzzint need tu be taeken seerisuly,
It jus needs tu be taeken reggalee,
Liek wunce a yeer on Nue Yeers Day’
Dat’s mai ray jeem ennyhoo!!
*goes orf tu lye doawn arfta awl dat ekkasize frum tye ping*
Yes, eeben tawlkin abowt eggsasize iz eggs hawsting. Ai tink ai’ll joyn u in dat lye doawn.
Nd it folds down tu teh size of a Mac truck .. !!!
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* to fit neetly unda yoor bed
Wear it remayns fer yeers tu come n akts as a hoem fer losted dust bunnehs!!
Ohai PB – iz yu otay wif awl dat weerd wevver!?
An beecoms a thret tew all toesies dat com intew ranje. Wher duz PB lib? I lib inna midwest, wee had snew an aice yezzterday, nawt fun. Littlol bettur tooday. Shud git bettur ovver da weekind.
PB libs in teh land ov Oz – dey bean habing teh nawt-summa wevver wif lottsa brrrr n eben snow!!
Ai hoeps yur tootsies n pinkeez doan drop orf in teh cold!!
Tanks! I tawk it wuz zummer tyme in Oz right naow? Dey habs dey opposit uv owr seesuns. Dats vewwy straynj…hopes PB iz okai!
Congafloof, carusoe3!
and Ohai! cheezers. =oD
Dis kitteh luks almoast zaklee lyk mah Punkie!
Saem obnp lawng floof and sooper floofittee taylol, and gween eyz, yup! An Punkers had white socks, chest & belleh.
Dis kitteh ams hansum! Schmoo, kitteh, i schmoo yew!!
Haha must be a Main Coon!! I have one, Tigger that looks just the same… HUGE little fattys hahaha he’s like 30 pounds O_O okay, maybe not that much but probably close!!