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Da prinz he cudnt mak it. So he sendz me. Yu gotz toona?
Iffn nawt, Ai aer nawt gonna klime up!
Ohai n congarats Anni !! * Ai wuz goanna hab kitteh klime nd skratch araond a littlol
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Ohai an thx PB!
Get a life.
Er, like yours, because yours is filled with leaving nasty comments aimed to ruin people’s days?
Taht betta bee Yez !!
Oar u kin kiss gudbye tu being reskewed!
Tahtz a niu twist (skewed), OCM
Thass a lawt ob hayr tu hab n luk arfta !!
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* nawt sumfing isle ebber hav
A wommin ware ai werks haz hare lyke dat…seh wares it in too brayds dat hangs passt her nees!!
Wud bee a noosents wen shi sits daon …… liek in a bus … oar sumfin
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Wares dem ober hur sholders tu de frunt, sew ai gess wen seh sits daun dey bi in hur lapp. Seh’s a inneresting purrsun.
Saonz it !! * imadgen teh trublol woshing n drying … o, boy !! *
I had a friend at school who had long braids that were washed once a year!
Eeeeewwwwwww.
Yu kanott wet-wash yur hare offen wen it iz dat lawng, id taeks tu much tyme adn offen neads ovvers tu hep tu. Yu kan dry-wash it though adn seh prolly did taht insteed.
Her sed nawt – an it din’t smell oar lukk durtee. wuz nermul shinee hares.
Ai gawt sum burning pine smoak resently nd had tu chaynj mai shurt wen ai went hoam !! Ai cud stil smel teh stink coz it wuz in mai chest hares
Nawt yusully a prolem fur mos gurls – jus sai-in…
Nd tu tihnk ai yoost tu smoak nd thott a peppermint wud hyde it
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* nd nawt smoakt faw thurty yeers nao *
Yah fur yu. Wootwootwoot.
G’ mornin’ to all…
I have silly questions for pb and ap.
Silleh qwestchins .. fire away, Krelm
pb,This is old news to you I guess, but it was just on my local news… what’s with the roos in Canberra?
Ai hab noe eye deer!
But Googlol haz! http://www.kangaroo-protection-coalition.com/CanberraKangarooKill.html
Because of the drought in recent years a large population of roos has made their home nearer to Canberra [Australia's capital city]. In doing so they have become a threat to humans and environment both. When I say nearer I mean on the outskirts and inner areas of bushland in and around the city. It is not at all unusual for them to graze on peoples’ lawns etc. [We've even had one in our hedged backyard.] Although they would not attack humans, unless provoked, they have become a danger to traffic. Hitting a roo with your car is not only likely to do a fair amount of damage to your car, up to and including writing it off and/or hurting the passengers, but it will usually result in the death of the animal [or badly injuring at the least. Dead animals are usually left by the side of the road but it is not unknown for people who have hit one to drive off without either moving the carcass off the road, thereby preventing further accidents for oncoming traffic, or checking for joeys who do often survive the accident but not the subsequent life without mama.
Remember though, these are not the cute little fluffy things that most people see in zoos. We are talking about animals that are 4, 5 or even up to 6 feet tall and can gut a man where he stands if the roo feels threatened in anyway. As for danger to the environment, with the coming of farmlands roos suddenly had a great bounty of food made available to them and they now number more than was here when white man first arrived. As nice as their meat is, we can't farm them because we can't enclose them behind your standard fences [they just jump them - I've seen it done] so domesticating them is really not viable therefore sometimes drastic measures need to be taken for everybodies sake.
I’m sorry if this sounds harsh to some people but life is really not a pretty thing. That’s why we need places like ICHC to escape some of the realities of life for a while.
Believe me, I can relate. The white-tailed deer are doing the same in most suburban areas of the U.S.A. due to loss of habitat, decrease in predators, and over-breeding. There’s no food they love better than garden flowers, with a special fondness for crocuses and tulips, and they have a habit of suddenly leaping into the paths of cars at night. I’ve had a few terrifying close calls, and two of my students had to miss classes last term because car-deer collisions totalled their vehicles (thank God neither one was hurt!) I yield to no one in my gooey, sentimental weakness for any cute animal, but I also recognize the importance of venison stew as part of the ecologoical balance.
Kangaroo meat is very good too.
Tehy overbred in a fenced off area taht belonged tu teh Military !! Same fing happend in my state sum yeers ago at an army training centta !!
Shaim abowt teh cull, aifink !!
Thanx for the info, I agree about the cull!! I see the MP to contact is Tony Burke… burke meant something else when I lived there
Nawt offen yoozed nao, butt(!) ai knoze wot yoo meens !!
Prollem iz taht yoo cannt shoo teh roos intu areas wair tehy wil starv oar caws massib prollems awn ohaiwaze oar onto sheeps farms !! Nd tehy doo starv wen wi hab drowts nd wen tehy oberbreed nd die in bushfires .. tehy hab a hard life !!
Burke (oar Berk in TTI) iz frum teh kokknee rimin slang Berkley Hunt, soe wuz ‘rijinlee berree rood!
Nawt zacklee teh hyte ob gud mannas tu yuse it noa butt(!) iz uzully deserbed.
O noes, ai reglarlee refer to peeps as “berks”
I calls peeps (that deserve it ) ‘gits’ *gets* ‘mericans got no kloo.
as in ‘yoos less git!’
Teh roos hav bin getting culled in Oz foar a long tiem now. If nawt, teh numbers get berry ohai an it hazza big imp act on teh farms, housing etc. Yes, izza shame, butt(!) is nuffing new relee.
definitely teh roos get culled. Maibeez dey shud senz dem awl to der own eyeland in de souf. De silly playce is cawled “Kangaroo Island” but is oberpop….oberwun wid liddl bears which is nawt bears….lol
We can haz a funnee wildlief in Oz, eh?!
Aifinkso ai mite haz asked before, butt(!) wear ar u libbing, Donna? Ai iz in teh west, butt(!) aisle be in Vic by mid Feb yew erry.
Aiz nawt libbing Oz naow….too hot fur mee. Aiz libbing York in de norf ob England.
Aiz uzed to lib in Adelaide and up near Flinders Ranges but I hab frends who lib on KI.
Ai used tu libb in Adelaide for 2 yeers, about 28 yeers ago. Can be berry hot dere too. Teh heet is wun raisin ai am heading tu Vic. On teh coast.
Lyke deese?
http://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/odjee/douglas_adams_on_australia/ [Iz nawt writ bai DA butt(!) iz berree gud]
hehe Wolfkit…iz bery gud….lol. Haz you herd of “the scared weird little guys” Dey rote a song abowt Oz….lol…cawled “come to Australia”….iz hil…hilai….bery funni…lol
OzCatMum, haz u herd dat wun?
Googlol-fu iz yur frend.
Ai hasnut herd it befor, butt it is berry berry funnee!!
An a lil bit too troo….
Jus a liddlol bit… lyke awl ob it.
Shhhh. Nawt tell ennywun!!
We finded elebenty redbacks outsied dis week. Teh heet was eben too much for dem!!
Iz hokay. It myte bee awl troo butt(!) it dosn’t tell awl ob teh truf.
Prolly git silly ansers
Wat iz ur sillee kwestyun?
anni, I’m a coffee drinker, but some times have tea (this is so stupid) I was doing so with a lady friend and I squeezed the tea bag
I was told that this is absolutely forbidden!!?! I grew up in a house full of Irish immigrants who all did this… your thoughts.
no Irish jokes.
Didya heer teh wun bowt teh Irishman adn teh……
*claps hanz over mouf*
Sawree!!!!
Yoo nawt sawry at awl
!! * Boops MMM nd runsawaiwivakwikness in ‘onner ob Maus (see freds awn Jan Twelbty
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Adn heer woz mee adn mai Irish blud being sew gud…
… teh one ’bout the Lymrik show band, when asked to do something typically Irish, they went outside and tore up the car park!
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but you dint hear that from me…
*wypes tee (loose tee, wiv meowk poord in nawt sekkund) frum pyooter skreen*
I always squeeze the teabag to get the maximum flavour from it! I have never heard that it is forbidden to do so, but everybody has their own ideas about how to do things – my SIL is horrified if someone puts milk in the cup before pouring the tea (made with leaf tea in a bone china teapot, of course) but when I had milk in tea it always went in the cup first. Some people insist that you must only stir the cup clockwise. I think it is a matter of what you are used to doing – each to his own!
thank you, I shall continue to squeeze. (I had the milk fist or last argument years ago… my conclusion, who the h*** cares!
Mebbe de tee-bag skweez fing is wun ob dose “Emilee Powst” fings foar peeps hoo stikk owt dere liddol fingur wen dey howlds der teekups. De milk fing ai dunno. Ai noes dat if ai puts milk in mai kaffee cup furst, ai alwaes almos gits too mush milk innit.
Ai solbed dat wun – doan’t hab milk in tee oar cawfee!
Ai haz blak tee n wite cawfee ! * can reyooz teh teebag lawts ob tiems *
i just ‘membered, my great gran never took the teabag out!!! problem solved!
Urrk !!
She was in her ninety’s so we let her get away with a lot.
In Fronschland tehy putz teh meowk in afterwurds – eggsept in mai howse! Taht is, if tehy putz meowk in at awl!! Adn sumtiems tehy nawt tayk the tee-bag owt eiver, but taht’s cawse teh tee is so week (wich is proberlee wy tehy nawt add meowk).
i lyke blak tea (yorkshire red) no milk no sugar, but prefer coffee, columbeeyan milk no sugar… when can I stop by?
Squeezing the bag is more likely to release the tannins, which is what makes it too bitter and icky. It also happens if you leave the bag in too long, which is why, if you want strong tea, you should use more tea rather than leave the tea in extra long.
I do recall that the most hoity toity of the tea set believe that bags are just plain tacky and only loose tea should be used, so I imagine that anything relating to a tea bag might make some cringe.
Thass rite, Saaaski !! Teebags am mayd ob teh dust taht fawls off teh edges ob teh tee-leeves convayer belt !! * Wel, ai beleeb it
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O krelm, ai haz dat berri tee in mai cubberd. Ai alwayz importz teh tee frum TTI, cos heer it iz too week!
*puts teh kettlol on redee fur aftanune tee*
loose tea is better I guess but I have to order it over the internet… I can buy it in some high end markets, but it’s to pricey for me.
pb, you sound like that Edward Bramah guy at the British tea museum,, he couldn’t say enough bad things ’bout bags!
MMM, i’ll be there at 4:15 in the next year or so.
iffen i culd bee sew boled, i suggist Tao of Tea http://taooftea.com/
iz my cuzzin-in-law’z tee cumpanee an yummy tu boot!
/shaymliss plug
“Shakk an ass on goo” az dey sai in Fronchland!
http://www.google.com.au/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1152&bih=756&q=teabag+squeezer&gbv=2&oq=teabag+squeezer&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=3407l13286l0l14777l15l15l0l6l0l0l250l1277l1.6.2l9l0
i rest my case…
Otay, ai gib up trieng tu tranzlayt, “Shakk an ass on goo” … plz, Anni
Yes, me too please!
Mee free pleese.
Chaque un á son gout – to each his own taste
ahhhh, i see.
*slaps forehead*
I red an red an red an cuddint make sents of it!
Lol-fronsh can bee hard Nay sew paw!
Ai thort dat u mite get it, Nenne – muss be mai bad aksent!
Miniminsmum, ai wuz hoaping wud kno it !!
Here ai ar! Yep, ai did get it eben-choo-allee bai reedin owt lowd! Nawt sekkund ai fort it woz sumfing to do wiv shaykin teh donkee
Gout ?? Doo Nawt Want !!
Mercy buckets, Anni !! * My ohai-skool fronch wuz poor nd ai nebber herd enniwun speek fronch faw anubber 25 yeers wen ai wented tehre
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Ai hadd a skotiss froonch teecha hu lernded tu speek fronch in Canadadada. Ai gibbed up on lerning frum him.
In thurd yeer at ohai skool, wi had a fronsh teetcha hoo spoakt 7 langwiches … wi wuz nawt shoor if ingerlish wuz wun ob tehm
Ai had teh gud lukk 2 hab a Fronch teecher libbin wiv us wen Ai wuz starin 2 lern it at skool – eben naow, Ai sumtiemz fink in Fronch.
Aifink it iz moar rood 2 kritisize sumwun liek dat dan 2 skweez a teebag oar put teh milk in nawt sekund! Mai consept uv gud mannerz iz nawt maykin peepl feal unkumfurtablol.
Thank you, I’ll be there at 4:00 for tea and cakes.
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notice I didn’t say what day… (or year for that matter)
Butt(!) we kno what foor yool bee tehre
Iz hoa it shud bee. I allwais pud owt a sqeezer fur guests hu yuse itt if tehy wnat tu. I yuse teh squeezer fur cawfee bagz tho claws ai nawt a tee drinker.
Ai agree, Anni!
Melk nawt sekund iz 4 too protekt puor sellin. Iz pozzed 2 nawt lett tee stayns git starttid. Ai nebber dun taht, butt(!) lernd it latur. Awlsew rebemberz Julee Adnrooz singded tihs;
“Hay diddul dumm diddul dai diddul dee
nebbur tee 2 teh wattur awlwaze wattur 2 teh tee.”
Isn’t that why they invented tea bag sqeezers?
thank you, see link above.
Gud fryd-egg moarning, anni & PB. Kitteh is a prins in hims oan rite!
Juss as Charming !! * G’day Muchcat *
Eben doh hi mite be a paw-purr.
On a similar note, one day she came to visit, my SIL from Cameroun had really really long braids (made with extensions). She was sitting on the loveseat that has it’s back towards the room, not the wall. She sat there, minding her own business when she suddenly cried out and her head jerked back…
Guess who was playing with the braids… *roll* yepp – Buster…
it didn’t help that they had little plastic beeds on the end that make noise when she moved her hair…
LOL !! Teh tempsayshen wuz TUU mutsh
She ended up having to sit on her hair to avoid further kitteh-attacks!!
The story is now deeply embeded in the family lore and is retold everytime she comes for tea
Hee, hee !! Great delite faw ebbrywun, Buster incloodid
Serves her right for dangling kitteh toys from her head.
Hur wared kitteh tois in hur hayer? Wat seh eggspekt? Buster bi innocent, aifinksew.
That’s wut he said too!
*wunders if Buster still looks closely at SIL’s hare wen she comes to bizzit*
Wotz teh yuse ob habbing lawng hare if kittehs nawt kan plai wiv itt?
Great!!! the BBC just said that cured meats *bacon ohohohohoho Say it like Homer Simson* and sausages cause cancer!
What’s the use of living without bacon!!!!
Tehre wil bee a pig owt tehre hoo will grateflol faw saving hims bacon !!
It’s best to ignawr such sillyness!
*sets out plates wif BLT’s for everyone*
before i stop eating bacon, i’ll stop listenin’ to teh BEEB!
Thx Nenne
!! * PB had pork’n'sallid tunite .. stray kitteh gawt sum roar *
U mite lib lawger, but wat iz teh poynt? Ai aer 2 awld 2 caer enniwai. Mai gran yoost 2 sai teh bess polly see wuz modurayshun in awl fings (but her nebber had 2 deel wiv WP!!!!)
LOL
!!!111!!! FTW
*snikr*
Oar wiv sloooooooooooow ISPs oar puters at awl reelee. Lukkee ladee!
Yu noe heer? Yu noe noe? Eberyting gibs yu cancer sew yu shud eet, trink adn bee merre sew yu kan dye ob sumting elz.
tru wisdom
At Christmas, I had uncured bacon. I hardly ever buy bacon and I thought it might be a tiny bit less unhealthy if I got uncured. It was tasty.
Ewe etted sik bakun?
Lunsh tiem – ham salad! BBL!
enjoy!
Bone appy tee, anni!
Hey, we broak Wun Hunnerd cawmints awn teh 3am LOL !! * dans dans *
?? !!
* nd duzzint taht mayk a chayng
Well, it ar Fried Egg!!
Do yoo get a prize?
Wel, ime heer ebbryday faw tihs LOL nd tehn ai go tu bed coz it’z late
* maykes a nyse chayng frum teh way numbas hab slipt *
Jus lyke ole tymes… *sigh* “to absent friends” Boops to all!!!
Mai bed iz corling mee … (teh wurds ar a bit muffloled) .. Nigh tall !!
Bon neweet monsewer
g’nite pb.
*BOOPs krelm and pb and saaski and muchcat and Annipuss and miniminsmum and wolfkit and anywun else who hasn’t climbed a tree at the count of three*
Noe wun toll me dere woz treee clming tonyte? Won teh brooshtayl possums mynd?
*BOOP*
backacha Upfi
*skuttles up tree*
:O Ai fink dis iz mai nawt-sekkund tyme ov beeing on a fred dis lawg – or eben beeing on ICHC four dis lawng in wun nyte.
maw ufn tahn wotchin teh teniss oar crikkit
Sum ov us duz bofe.
Well nawt rite now….
Teniss? Krickett? Wot bee deez fings?
Iz gaems yu play wiv bats
Ooh ai kan plai wiv bats? Skweeee
Ob kors ewe nawt printz. Ai kan sea ewe iz paw purr.
Am sowwy, but if a laddeh (owr a guyz!) bee warein dat haredoo, she bee jes askin fer it from kitteh!