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But Ai raver nawt du dat agane!
Congarats anni, yu hazza solo mio!
Thx, ‘Niser!
con*hicc*ulayshuns Anni!
aifink mebbe it is awso kittehs burfday tday an he iz gettin “teh bumps”
Thx, gumbiecat!
*Boop! in onneruvmaus an runz awai wivakwikkniss*
oooo dat was a mowst sneekee boop Anni! Nyce werk!
Aiz off for sleeps naw – gnite anni an awl teh cheezpeeps *schmoos*
G’nite gumbiecat – Ai wull be folloin ur egg samplol sune!
Ai hoaps yu nawt straynd ennyfing!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Again, Mama! Again!! Higher!!
Ahhh! Pinkee pinkee toe pads!
*prances an capers frantiklee*
ssshhhhh BF *strowks BFs paws karmaly an hanz her sum HGGs*
*skampurrskampurrskampurr*
Ohai, BF!!
*boop!*
Dat wuz inn onner ob Maus an awl hims awltur-eggos, an meremburring him/dem wif jois!
Eggcept teh spreshun awn kittehs fayce nawt eggzaktlee teh sayme as teh snugglol bare.
Ai gree Niser! Dis kittyz nawt luk kwite az blisfel az da snugglol bare.
Ai nawt fink we habs mett.
*Extenss floofee paw ob frenship*
Iz nyce tu mayke yoar akwayntence susannah1!
NOWNSMINT!!!!
Ai brawt a noo kitteh boi hoam frum teh shelturr tuday!! Smokey needid a companyun, soe nao wee can has three kittehs! Him iz berry kyoot, moastlee wite wif some blak markings (transition to ceeling kat 90% kompleet), wif wun bloo ei an wun green. Tu weekweekweeks older dan Smokey, soe Ai iz hoapin foar teh bestest. An soe iz Asti hu stil wantz nuffing tu du wif himm.
*Hazza beeg happee*
ooo happee noos Niser! Ai lubs teh wite kittehs wiv teh bloogreen eis
(my mum haz a wite kitteh wiv sayme – wun bloo an wun green… iz bery pritti. Seh was juss left bai theer nayboars wen tehy mooved away so mai Mum n Dad took her in. Tehy had always reeferd to her as ‘teh wite cat’ an no-wun noo herz nayme…so naw herz naym is juss ‘wite cat’
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Dat izza kyoot storee. Wee nawt deecydid awna nayme yett. Hims shelturr nayme wuz Bixby, an Ai nawt tu fond ob dat. Ai told teh hubcat, juss nawt Whitey!
A gnu naem, eh??
*wistlols wiffa innersint*
Hmmmm ….. wel ….. duzzee luk enneefink liek, o lessee ….. mebbee a littlol
Noe preshur, ob kors — jus teh teenee-tinee sujeschun. Naems bee beri impoartint fings wut gots tu hassing teh riteniss foar boaf teh naemur an teh naemee. Mennee cawngratyoolayshuns awn ur ‘dopshun bai annuvver ober-loard!!
O, yes, awlmoast foargottid!!
*boop!*
inn onner ob Maus
Sugjeschun doolee noatid!! Awltho, him nawt luuk mush lyke a maus reelee. Moar lyke a polar bare. Heez bilt juss lyke mai Miha wuz. Low tu teh grown, shortt littlol legz anna bitt awna pudgee syde, eeben at fore anna haff munfs! An hiz cote iz juss wut Ai wud eggspekt a poar bare’s tu feel lyke, altho ai nebber tucht ob korse. Really thick an…..skwishee!!
*boop nicewitch bak*
*Runsawfwiffakwikness*
So…Cracker is out of teh kweshun? Lol! I can say it because I am one.
*Runsrunsrunsruns…leep!*
*Nocks fae ober*
FAE!!!!!!!!
*boops hurz noze in onner ob Maus*
Ai’m finkin mebbe nawt Cracker. Nawt dat der’s ennyfing rong wif beink wun!
OOF!
*gives ‘Niser a big ‘ol squeeeezzzzzz*
Hao has yu bin?
Nah…ai wuz jus teezin wif teh Cracker nayme.
*boops ‘Niser awn teh noze in return*
IN HONUR UV MAUS!
Ohai, fae !! * Hedbonks nd purrs
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Ohai to you too, poussinboi!
*boop*
Ai has missed mai non-FB Cheezfrenz.
Awww
* digs hoal in durt
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Wuz lookin fur cheezy poofs & kitteh fayces, an foun Maus:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/04/29/funny-pictures-why-you-ask/
wen ai gottid mai obnp kitteh frum teh shelter, hims naym wuz Lyle, butt(!) him wuz a Jake, nd no dowt abowt it!
sssquuueee! for teh new kitteh!
Yay!!! for doptin frum teh shelter! You a hero Niser!!!!
Happie danz for news kitteh! congrashulayshuns!
Happee gnu kitteh, ‘Niser
!! Asti wil settlol daon, ebensholly !!
happitayl dansdans fur ‘Niser & noo bebbeh keow!!! mai basement cat haz NO tyme fur eever ov mai floofy orange bruvvers, sew bc iz at mai apartment nd brudders r at teh boifrends howse. let us know whut Smokey’s niew comp- cumpan- buddy name iz when yu figger it owt!!
Ohai Niser! Ai iz sew happy fur yew to geddin yur gnu kitteh!!
{{{{{Niser nd Smokey nd Asti nd *naem tbdl* (to be deter…determ…decided later)*
*Boops Niser and runsawaywiffaqwikness*
in honur ub Maus
ahhem…mai ai sujest ummmm…Patch…or…Patches?
butt as she had teh toetall defness I cud re-nayme her wiv no problemz fur her!
Wen mai Brynna wuz uhbandind bai stoopee nayboors, hur had bin cawld Princess, oar Prinny foar shoart. Ai wantid sumfing wut sowndid simmlur, an den fownd Brenna/Brinna inna Gaelic naems list – meens ‘littlol drawp ob wattur’ (seh wuz wet an coald wen ai fowndid hur) and ‘rayven-hared’ – purrfikt foar mai littlol blak gurl!
oooh! that’s a good name! Shadow came from the shelter with her name and it stuck!
it skares me taht people can hab a kitteh, nd leeve it wehn dey move. ai doan care how hard it iz tu fynd a place taht allows petz, yu doan dump yur bebbehs when yu hafeta moove. ai hazza big hug fur awlla yu hoo took in dumped kittehs when dey needed a decent hooman tu own.{{{evverybuddy wit a dumpee kitteh}}}
Mai kittehs Mama wuz uhbandond and uh frens Mom tuk hur in wif de intenshun uf taykin hur tew a sheltur. Mama deesided tew hab hur babbies in da car on da way tew da sheltur. Frens Mom tuk Mom and babbies hoam wif hur and den ovvered mee tew ov da kittehs. Dere were fibe kittehs, ai gotz tew and frens Mom kept Mama and wun of da odder kittehs. She culdn’t tayk cayr of all fibe kittehs sew tew of da kittehs went tew da sheltur, ai pray an hoaps dey fownd sayf and happy furrebber hoams. Mai tew are fibe yeers old naow and deh mayks me sew happy awl da tyme.
Dis kitteh luuks nun tu happeh tu be flyin fru teh air! Das wuz kinna meen.
Ai agree
Dat look ob terror on kittehs face is funny. I feel bad for sayin that.
Doan feel badd, Ai fawt teh sayme fing. Iz pryceless!!
Wunss moor faw funnn
* claws daon tihs tiem …
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That cat looks terrified, the poor thing. Otherwise, I’d be all over this one.
Conga Rats to Niser onna ackw..ackus…gettin new kittehs!
Conga rats tew Niser fur his new kitteh, himz a gud egg fur doptin da kitteh.
*boops to ebberywun in onner ob maus! Skipsawaiwifakwikness*
aifinkso the next piktur be ….ladies nice white clothes and red hair…and laughing face covered in cat vomit in 3…2…1…
@Niser con rats to u for dopting the bewtimus kitteh…..u haz the cat lurve furebber nows…..2 adorable furbabys I haz the big hapee
forgots BONKS all round to cheeze peeps fur MAUS
kitteh luk more scaared than ani i see b4.
I hope this was photoshopped. Poor kitty.
Made me LOL, gud for dis earlee mawnin. Fankies.
He doesnt look like he’s having fun, does he?
I do hope she gets puked on.