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Hee dint hav a klew!
Ai deedoos dat yew has teh nawt sekkund, KemystryTchr. Ai offer yew congaratz. In teh libraree. Wiv a kitteh.
No cannelstix oar led pipes nessessessaree atall.
So thair, purrfesor Plum
*Addresses jury* Bob had means, motibs an a port tune a tees. And the means were very mean.
Itz nawt Bob’s fawlt taht teh tunee woz orf taht dai.
Stinkeye kitteh iz stinkee!
Silent butt (!) dedlee!
Cat farts are, without a doubt, one of the foulest odors in existence. And they still smell nice compared to mine.
Goggie farts pwetty bad tu. Sumtiems mai goggie sleeps under mai bed an iffn she lets go a littlol smelleh wind, it seepz awp thru teh matres eber so slowli an I juss hab tu lai tehre smellin it :-S
Mebee u shud change ur naem to SBDKitty?
*falls out of chair laughing*
Incidentally, this IS where the “WMD” comes from. Seriously, you could sell my gut to the military… well… if biological warfare weren’t illegal, of course.
‘Shaerin iz caering’
sum fings wuz nebber ment to be shaer’d
Teh twu kitteh boyz had, wot u cud cawl, a farternity !!
And wot a gas dey had
Dat poar Keow wuz ayumbeushed bai deh faetul gareen claowd dat gottim, hee dydnt eben sea iyt kumun ayt awl haz a sayd foar hym, wawtch aout foar teh inn teh sync leukkn Keow onna ubbur syd ubda beynch, ware yore gayus maysk wehn heez niiir!
Mai kittin Kes adn ai sae : Bewaer teh stinkbombz!
dat’s wot’s nown as a “crippling miasma”!!
And the worst part of it all? Cats never boomer, only phart. So you never know there’s a brown cloud until your nose screams. And boy does it scream! If said screams were audible, and you had a time machine, you could use it to drop the walls of Jericho a bit sooner.
It’s not a real phart unless it wakes you out of a sound sleep to ask- Ghod cat! What HAVE you been eatin’???