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Eh wat?!!!!
Hee, hee !! Ai had tu luk twies, tuu !!
* teh ( blak over ornj ) times ( ornj over blak ) ekwals 1
Luk, it’s quite easy.
U tayk teh kitteh, count teh number of toes, multiply it wif ur shoe size, add teh age of ur dentist and then subtract the square root of Thursday. Et voilà, there is ur result. U is welkum.
Thx Upfi – Aifink Ai need moar sleeps!
Eee-Zee faw sum !!
* waives tu owr faybrit caterpiglly
*
ah – I see where I went rong! I added the age of my doctor!!! knot my dentist…
silly me….
Ai wuz luking at teh nerss ..
Mai dentiss iz prittyer dan her nerse! (An Ai haz 2 go see her 2morro, so wull be missin at dis tiem)
Ai haz a lubbly lady dentiss tuu !! * tru paynless denistry iz a wunda *
* Isle rememba 2moro, Anni, thx *
Ai hope it be just a check-up, nawt sumfink sirius?
Oh, for cheezpeeps of teh male persuasion the formula is different: estimate the bra size, invert it and multiply by the length of ur ear lobe!
LOL LOL LOL
!! @@@@@ burgers, Upfi 
*bows* Glad to have given u a laff!!!
‘invert teh bra size’? or ‘investigate’ it? Aifinkso teh mens will purfur dis formula, Upfi!
Well, the problum is, if tehy ‘investigate’, they’ll furget awl teh calculashuns tehy have done up to that point and we will nebber ebber get a result – oh wait, mabbeh we do, after 9 munfs. No, ai fink we will have to go wif an estimate. *nods earnestly*
Wud dat be de gen’ral dentis, oar wud de orfodontist werk? Adn wat iffits a Hemmingwae kitteh; wudn’t dat frow awf de kalkolashun? Ai waz neber verie gud at maff.
Anytime sumwun sez, “Brace yourself”
I try NOT to think of do-it-yourself orthodontics …
* Nao yoo can do taht too …
*
This is teh gud fing about kitteh maffs: it be very intooitive and flexiblol. Of course, the figures tend to get a bit bigger if u own several kittehs (teh crazy cat lady theoreme) or have a polydactyl (Hemingway’s formula). However, do nawt worry, as ur kittehs are not bovvered about teh accuracy of ur calculation as long as there are gushifuds in teh bowl. And ur maff teacher should nebber hear of this as he would all have us certified, aifinkso.
dis iz teh moast fun maff lessen ai’v evver had!!! usually mai hedd starts hertin affer 5 minites, butt ef we had cats in teh calculashuns, ai’d pay moar attenshun!
Iff it tayks one kitteh half an hour to dig up a flowerbed, five minits to destroy a toylet-role, an fifteen seconds to get too teh top uv teh curtins, how long dus it take three kittehs to
(a) wear out their owner’s pashunce?
(b) make a viral video?
o.O
* Hee, hee *
Sums taht ai liek
Ohai PB – Ai’m nawt awayk yet – Ai doan’t getit!
Issa way tu early fur maffs aifinkso…. But at least this maffs contayns kittehs!
Conga-math-rats awn your nawt sekkund Anni!
Thx TK!
(X divieded by Y) multiplolide wiv (Y divieded by X) ..
(iz hard tu draw in html code)
Oh yes, of corse! (Ai ownlee did mafs 2 adbanst lebel – fayled!)
Ive had mai quota for quoshents
Haow abowt (x/y) X (y/x) =1 dat wud werk, Aifink.
Ah, now yoo am awake
Had moar cawfee!
LOL!!! Yes, luks laik it!
so long as neeber ecks nor whai? is zero. But dere’s kittehs on teh top an battom, so taht’s okay.
*yoinks de obnp kitteh, cawsing chay-oss*
O, NOZE !! A Devide By Zero error !!
Yep, u kan’t dibied bai nuffin!
Ai can an will divides bai zeero! Ai dus in inna limit. But mossly ia gets infinities. Sumtiems nawt tho.
Ohai ebrywuns!
Ai noes awl abowt frak shuns liek …
‘Footy izza gaem played in 2 harves’ (akshul kwote herd on teh telly!)
‘Ai awdered a sammidge adn teh laydee arksed ifn ai wud liek it cut intu 2 oar 4 peeces adn ai sed only intu 2 coz ai cuddint eet 4 peeces!’
(ai told dat joek at teh start ov a maffs tut ai had tu do at uni n teh only wun hoo larfed wuz teh lekturer – ai leest ai parsed teh subjekt!!)
OMG! LMAO!! That is hysterical and so cute!
at least both cats got the chance to be the de-*nom*-inator!
I’m a math teacher and I am going to use this in my classroom! All my high school students know that i am “cat crazy” and will LOVE this! Keep them coming!
mawf teecha abwove meh cant speek the lols. sawd sawd mawf teecha…
Tihs asooms teh blak kitteh iz equl 1. But he luks laik at leas 4 tu me. So. Anser iz 4.
An. No kitteh n teh box onna bottum. Iz zero. My brane goes **splort**
no, because in the multiplication they cancel each other out.