Tahtz odd, Mugglolmary !! Mien hab allwuz lieked mats, cowtches, beds … !! Teh prezzent straze mayk hiedy-hoals under bushes oar nekst tu teh fenss tu hied nd sleap doo ring teh day !! * Ai onli fead wun *
Mai kittehs used to slepe enyware – butt – tehre were VERREE verree verree sawft kitteh beds awn sail – an nao tehy awlmoast awlwaiz hav a kitteh in tehm.
Two! Ai got awnlee two. Shudda gotten fore.
An may ai awlso say – OHAI ebree wun!
PB, MM, OCM, PJP ~
an Annnipuss an mm an mskapow an siobhan an DR . . .
oh… mai… CC!!!1!!elbenty!!11!!!!!111 dat skweesplortfactor is berry o hai in dis 2 kittehbebehs! sum1 maek purrpurashuns… ai sees dem splorts commin awlreddeh! *lukks bakk at workstuffs wiffakwikness*
We inna rupt dis brawdkast wif teh followin storee…..
‘Jus as teh judgis fer teh nue Lympik sport ov Tandem Napping were abowt tu gib tehir skoars fer teh miksed teem frum Cheezland, tehy awl spon taynusly splorted n teh staydium haz had tu be closed’
Yesh, butt(!) member dat wut u do iz berryberry speshul nd it taeks a berry speshul, gifted persun tew do it. Ai liek wut mmm sed, “we’re in yur pokkets, keepin yu kompanee!”
Tew adorable sleepin kittehs sighted. Repeat: we have a two sleeping kittens alert. Plz to put on all CHRGwdoi and HGGs. This has been a warning from the National Warning Center. Thank you.
the judges give it a 5.8 out of a perfect 6, unfortunately a 2 point deduction for Teh Grey not tucking the leg in fully… no wait, there’s a conference, the Swiss judge has asked for an instant replay… and it’s awarded ELEBENTY POYNTS, 4 A GOALD MEDDAL ANNA NEU WURL REKORD!!
Wi haz a spoon
Namdem Tapping! We haz a spoonerizm! Consleepulations, pb!
Thx, PJ
!!
Wi cud hab had a male appropriatism commint
kittehs had sime yoo tayne eeyus nap attack, afinkso
didnut eben mayk it to bed, juss to teh floor-mat (nawt taht taht matted)
lol, pb! mai zeekieboi likes sleepin on hard surfises, an taht puzzels mi.
Tahtz odd, Mugglolmary !! Mien hab allwuz lieked mats, cowtches, beds … !! Teh prezzent straze mayk hiedy-hoals under bushes oar nekst tu teh fenss tu hied nd sleap doo ring teh day !! * Ai onli fead wun *
iz a puzzelmint, aino, pb! but him bi a berree unyooshyooal kitteh, too..
Wen its hawt mine hed strait for teh cool floor. In teh way, ov cors.
Ohai PB an MM an PJP an ennywun els hoo coms along!
Ohai OCM !! Taht wud bee moast ob teh parst phew munfs
??
Sir ten lee most ov teh nekst phew munfs. Wait…. nawt arfta mid Feb yew erry!!! We can haz cooler in teh new plais!!!
Mai kittehs used to slepe enyware – butt – tehre were VERREE verree verree sawft kitteh beds awn sail – an nao tehy awlmoast awlwaiz hav a kitteh in tehm.
Two! Ai got awnlee two. Shudda gotten fore.
An may ai awlso say – OHAI ebree wun!
PB, MM, OCM, PJP ~
an Annnipuss an mm an mskapow an siobhan an DR . . .
Janet
!! * Hedbonks nd purrs *
It took a millenia for the English language to develop….and only 15 years for the Internet to destroy it.
oh… mai… CC!!!1!!elbenty!!11!!!!!111 dat skweesplortfactor is berry o hai in dis 2 kittehbebehs! sum1 maek purrpurashuns… ai sees dem splorts commin awlreddeh! *lukks bakk at workstuffs wiffakwikness*
Ai iz heering yu lowd n kleer siobhan!!!
*goes tu chek dat teh CC cart iz toppyfied up wif awl teh geer*
lukks laik ebber1 is distrakkified wiff wurk or otter pleh fings… gooood! fankies fur chekkin da CCC ^^
We inna rupt dis brawdkast wif teh followin storee…..
‘Jus as teh judgis fer teh nue Lympik sport ov Tandem Napping were abowt tu gib tehir skoars fer teh miksed teem frum Cheezland, tehy awl spon taynusly splorted n teh staydium haz had tu be closed’
FTW! mskpow!
*runs orf tu goggle ‘FTW’*
Fanks mugglemary!! Ai iz stil lerning awl dem ‘breevi ayshuns!!!
Itz “Fur teh win!”
An shud hav moar emfasis – laik this:
FTW !!!1!!11!1
Menney peeple think at furst, taht itz sumthing else .. . but itz GUD!
Hee, hee !! Teh judgiz woz wawnd butt(!) tehy wuz cawt napping !!
bbl, have to go start girding mai loyns fur teh oar deel ahedd. sigh. i hate my job.
Bai MM, juss fink ov us awl in yur pokkets, keepin yu kompanee!
Yesh. *nods* An merember its good tu haz a job.
{{{{{{Mugglolmary}}}}}
Yesh, butt(!) member dat wut u do iz berryberry speshul nd it taeks a berry speshul, gifted persun tew do it. Ai liek wut mmm sed, “we’re in yur pokkets, keepin yu kompanee!”
Yesh, wut u dew is bery speshul and ai am shur dat da peepuls yew halps r graytful eben wen dey downt show it.
Test!
Noe wuns toald me nuffin bowt noe tets!!!!!
Ifn it iz a ninglish test teh ant sir iz Charles Shaekspeare!
No, at taht tiem it woz himz bruvver Jorge!
Next kweschun: wot iz teh diffrence bitwene a pijin?
Aaaaaagh !! * runs skreeming frum teh test
*
Yu come rite bak heer, PB, yu didn’t ant sir teh fynal kweschun:
Hao (O)hai iz a chynaman?
Yesh. He iz. Duz ai get a prize now??? Huh? Huh?
Ai didnut sino papers !! * run run runsawaywivakwikness
*
Dat’s just yuan side ov teh storee!
Ai noe teh diffruns bitween a pijn! Wun uv its leggz iz bofe teh saem!
Doh !! Ai knu taht, tuu !! * Gud wun, Anni
*
Yay to ebberywun hoo gave an ant sir!!
*weels owt trollee ov nomablol pryziz*
O, dat’s a shaym, PB seams to hav runned awai!!
* PB calls frum a distenss (teh nekst LOL),”Crumbs, ive mist owt !!” *
Tew adorable sleepin kittehs sighted. Repeat: we have a two sleeping kittens alert. Plz to put on all CHRGwdoi and HGGs. This has been a warning from the National Warning Center. Thank you.
the judges give it a 5.8 out of a perfect 6, unfortunately a 2 point deduction for Teh Grey not tucking the leg in fully… no wait, there’s a conference, the Swiss judge has asked for an instant replay… and it’s awarded ELEBENTY POYNTS, 4 A GOALD MEDDAL ANNA NEU WURL REKORD!!
/2012, olympics fever, catch it
o mai Gott! Sooooo CYOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
Shock and Awwwwwwww