*poofed in teh general directshun of yer an seccters*
Quenchend my furst in yer morning water drinkee
Ran away wiff yer lonch witch you left on teh counter
S…
Gotta hit mai own pilloze nao.
hugz and schmooz fur awl mai cheezfrenz.
Hab a grate day (oar naite oar whutebber)
*Grabs kitteh an tux hur unner arm…drawpz kitteh..applyz bandijes an eye oh dyne tu unner arm…hedz tu bed…fyndz kitteh spred-eeglolled ober pilloze*
nd pillow draoning
Ai saev yew, littlol kyoot wun!
Whu mee
??
Yew and teh kitteh, pb!
*schmooz*
A rae ob hope !! Weer goanna bi reksood
{{rae}}
Teh pillo? Duz pilloez breev? Duz dey drown, or juss get soggeh?
Tehy prolly draon if teh wawter bed leeks
Its mai lyfe-raft in teh see ob blankee.
The little Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Pillow Swimming needs a new home – please visit to vote if this is a satisfactory shelter for Citteh of teh Day:
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Praktissin teh kitteh-paddlol.
Whoops, sry, lyk u say, AP, gud one, LOL!
Taht’s shoze Great Minds Tihnk Aliek, Chirpoff !! Nebber a prollem
A titanic effert, bai teh luk ob it !!
An invisiblol pillowree?
A vizibly pillowy inbiziblol pillury. *try sayin dat ten tymez kwikk!*
Visiblol pillowy inbiziblol pillery
Vibizol pillowy inblizibol piilerery
Vlibisol plilo pillo…. ai gib up
Eeek
Wott cud kitteh hab dun rawng tu bi pilloloried
??
Well, iffen teh goggie am runnin teh pillolry..prolly habs a lawng list ub kitteh sinz dat hab knead tu be settlolled…
Acted alooflee
Borked yer favrite vase
Changed yer alarm codes, accidentlee, ov corse
D…
Dumpd teh kibblol boal awl ober teh kitchin
Empteed teh littur bawx awl ober teh fluur
Fyted wiff teh goggie (adn wun, ob kors)
G…
Goldfishee disampeerd (sumhao)
Hepped hissef tu yr toona sammich
Ignorifyed teh gnu swetter grammy nitted him
J…
Jumpt nd knokt ovah teh teebee
Kitteh sekret bizness
Late kumming hoam frum a Kitteh Commitee meeting
M..
Mowsie…er..bitz all ober yr pillo (A gift fur yu mama!)
Nuther “axident” inna goggie’s bed
Odour d’cat breff in yur fays inna morning
P…
*poofed in teh general directshun of yer an seccters*
Quenchend my furst in yer morning water drinkee
Ran away wiff yer lonch witch you left on teh counter
S…
Shreddifyed yr berry lass rowl ub pottee paypr
Tipee toad fru teh frosh seement onna porch
Undid yr shoo layses at teh toppa teh stares
V…
Virchualy owns teh place
Wet teh bed
X-orsted teh hoomins
Y..
Yakked up a hairball
Zzzz … in the most inconvenient places
Stretch fur teh pool wall – I win!
It can kitteh-paddle!
deh life of a kitteh is so hard
Gotta hit mai own pilloze nao.
hugz and schmooz fur awl mai cheezfrenz.
Hab a grate day (oar naite oar whutebber)
*Grabs kitteh an tux hur unner arm…drawpz kitteh..applyz bandijes an eye oh dyne tu unner arm…hedz tu bed…fyndz kitteh spred-eeglolled ober pilloze*
Hee, hee !! Thx faw playing, GM !! Gud nite
O, teh floofee toez, O, teh pinkee toez, pinkee pinkee floofee toez…
Careful, dere, AfriCat! U nawt wanna *u no wat* now.
*phew* Fanks OCM! awlmoas got a liddle karried awai dere!
Hao u being?
I bee fine-ish fanks. gots a pleh-hed dat prolly woant fall orf, butt(!) yu nebber knoe…
Hoaps yur well.
Squee!
bery bery cutee! i luv it!
Friend me!
Sleepy kitteh! Splort warning elebenty!! Put on all available CHRGwdoi and HGGs!
Who’s a wubzy wubzy bebeh, yes he is!!