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Dat’s me! A wawkin cat ass tro fee!
wher ai can git wun ob dose trofeez??
ohai, txgurl! conga-rats awn yuor nawt-sekkund! *awfurs yuo noms adn sordid bebrijiz* awlsew…ohai! ai aer Siro, iz nyss tu meecho! *egstends floofee paw ob frendships*
ohai, Siro, iz sew nyss to meet chu, tew! *eggsepts Siro’s floofee paw ob fren chip* *Shaykshaykshayk* nd *nomsnomsnoms slurp nomsnomsnoms* O fank u berry mush for wunnermus bebrijiz *wypes chin*
What the hell…
That’s me! A walking catastrophe!
Where can I get those trophies?
Hello txgurl! Congrats on your not-second! *offers you food and sordid beverages* Also… hello! I am Siro, it’s nice to meet you! *extends fluffy paw of friendship*
Hello, Siro, it’s so nice to meet you, too! *accepts Siro’s fluffy paw of friendship* *shakes* and *eats, drinks, eats* Thank you very much for the wonderful beverage *wipes chin*
This is why I read memebase.
What ever happened to the English language?
I don’t know why but that kind of talk just makes me really turned on
u saad person get a effing life
or are u a cat ass trophy?
omg so silly okes… BUT I LOVE THEM
this^
omg so silly jokes… BUT I LOVE THEM
and this^
I LOL’d. Hard.
*skwee!* bil nigh kitteh habs hairee pottur glassiz!
Okae…
mai vershun
butt(!) dats mathi, mathumath, emmm, fings wif numbers. iz nawt ekwal to chemilky fings.
iz metalurgical, askshullee, adn it sez ‘science and kitteh’s', so I went wif it.
Good wun, catena!
Too puns at wuns! Cats luvs fish…
I think my organic chemistry lolcat should be included in this collection…even though I didn’t use chemistry cat as the pic:
http://cheezburger.com/View/523354368
Awwww…taht’s teh onliest nawt-skary orgo lessin ai ever met!
Ai thot kittehs wur maed uf Carbon an Astatine (CAt)?
chemistry cat is awesome….
This is a pedantic point, but the correct word for cat is “felid” – “feline” means “cat-like”, while “felid” means “cat”. (The same, by the way, goes for dogs (canids), horses (equuids), cows (bovids), etc.) Cute pu, still.
And yes, people won’t like this, and yes, I meant “pun” up there instead of “pu”.
but then the joke would fall flat, and the joke’s the fing, wot?
Um… no. Words can be both adjectives and nouns, “feline” is one of them.
By which I mean that language is not static. If everyone who speaks a language collectively decide that an adjective can also be used as a noun, or that a noun can also be used as a verb (like “google”), or make up a new definition of a word entirely, then that becomes an accepted use of the word.
::in her best Monty Python-esque Cogny accent:: “Well I didn’t vote for ‘em!
Except this is Latin we’re talking about. Latin is a dead language, whose rules are clearly defined, and haven’t changed in over a thousand years. This is exactly why it is in use, in scientific areas: to avoid this sort of linguistic ambiguity. You can do whatever you want with your own language. Latin, however, doesn’t change.
Also bear in mind, Latin is quite complex. Many words have 6 different forms and conjugations. You might be technically wrong saying feline instead of felid or felis or felidae or felinus, but unless you are actually writing a technical document, it doesn’t really matter. Most spell checker dictionaries have the word “feline” and that’s good enough.
So what you’re saying is that cats are made of Iron, Lithium and *some element we haven’t discovered yet*!
That sure explains a lot.
No, Vinnie.
Cats are biological entities and the culmination of vast expanses of evolutionary time and activity. They are mammals. They DO contain iron and lithium compounds and even breath a bit of neon.
But, regardless of what the liars and fools teach about “creation” in the US, cats are one of the wonderful steps in the near-infinite possibilities that evolutionary change accounts for.
Next time you stroke a cat, remember that it is an amazing thing forged out of millions of years of natural selection (and always getting closer to “perfection”).
“natural selection (and always getting closer to “perfection”)”
This is the one part of your post I’m going to nitpick. This is one of the largest fallacies regarding natural selection: that it always selects towards “perfection.”
Natural selection always selects towards “well, that’s good enough.”
It’s an energy trade-off. Perfection is, energetically speaking, expensive and inefficient. Under natural selection, the only thing that is necessary is to be good enough to successfully pass one’s genes on to the next generation. Why waste energy to be perfect when a far less perfect organism is equally successful at reproducing?
Cant tell if trolling or……….
My Chem teacher would love these… but I’m not giving them to him, because he made my junior year hell >:D
Junior year?! Lucky you! I had to take that migraine-inducing class sophomore year.
Well, I hope it made you grow up a bit. Stupid kids.
can’t stop laffin @ the neutron one. I’m such a dork
Hey Workerbee…
You’re no dork. You just know what you like. Enjoy chemistry and think of some funny things you like about it.
Science is very much about creativity. Enjoy it, enjoy it! It’s a lot of fun.
glossaree ob chem-terms tu eggsplayne lolz foar non-chemists, want.
chemistry cat is mixing carbon, astatine, nickel, and phosphorous to make…..
CAtNiP
The best one I’ve seen yet! Thanks Momcat!
Bunnsunn Hunneedoo
Kitteh billdz Beddah Mowss Trapp.
Naow needz Beddah Mowss!
Bunnsunn Hunneedoo
Kitteh needz noo assisstent.
Beekurr getz braoken!!
Bunnsenn Hunneedoo
Kitteh habz lawtza paypurrz
2 graydz… Den SHREDZ dem!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack! * waves floofy paw *
I can be gnu assissstent? I’z gud at braekin beekurz.
I lubs teh Muppets!!!
Teh dai Beeker bringz teh Sueedish Shef tu teh lab…an’ teh reetreever iz ver’ confoozed.
Teh Sueedish Shef!!! Mai fabrite Sueedish Shef episoda was wen he frows teh cabbij in teh aer, adn blasts at it wiff a blunderbus, adn down rayn teh brussels sprowts!
As the only person in my workplace with a minor in chemistry, I sat at my desk giggling my backside off while all other staff goggled at me o.O
So, you mean you have studied chemistry at undergraduate level? And you LAUGH at this moronic rubbish?
Darn… Where did YOU study??
Don’t go there, kids…
I think these jokes are hilarious, and so does my dad, who has a master’s in chemistry and has worked in chemical engineering for like 35 years. What makes this moronic rubbish?
At least they were goggling at you, safely.
so then dogs must be made of calcium, nickel, & neon (CaNiNe)!
A proton walks into a bar. The bartender says “what’ll ya have?” Proton orders a beer wine whiskey and vodka. The bartender asks,”R U Sure?”
“YES, I’m POSITIVE!”
Well done Dale!! That is funnier than pretty much all of the rubbish I’ve seen on this site PUT TOGETHER!
Hey, look up positrons in a text book. Reckon you’ll like them. They’re pretty cool.
as a science teacher, I often use LOLz at the beginning of every class as a ‘morning funny.’ My students have come to look forward to this event…and it all started with the original Chemistry Cat…
Good grief, as a “science teacher” I suppose you must have received some sort of education once upon a time (unless you are in the US). A teacher who uses “text language” ehh? “LOLz”, ehh? Goodness, I truly pity the pupils YOU are sending to the dole queue. No hope for them – thanks to YOUR ignorance and inferiority.
Oh good one, you took a shot at the US. That’s not only original but also shows everyone that you are obviously really smart. Great job!
^this
Hey where did you go to school, Mr. somebody who went to schoooool?
i got a joke ……. O.k. there’s to men one says wanna hear a joke and the other said sure so the other guy said come closer so he did and then he said what did the hand say to the face and he said i don’t know what? and he said SLAP! and slaps him
Jokes are better when they are presented by somebody who is not illiterate.
Considering how seriously you obviously take the use and meaning of words (based on your post about the word meme). You must not know the definition of illiterate if you are willing to post this comment.
Jokes are also funnier when you don’t take them so seriously. Srsly.
these are the best memes ever created.
No they aren’t. I really pity you for thinking so. Hopefully you will see a little further one day.
By the way, do you know what a meme IS? Or, rather, what is implied by the word? I don’t suppose you do.
http://cheezburger.com/View/5019662080?utm_source=trans&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=transglobal
Include mine?
Good one, I laughed out loud.
dogs must be Calcium, Nickel, and Neon.
CaNiNe
Hey y’all! I made my first lol using this picture:
http://cheezburger.com/View/5020493568
What do you think?!
Took me a few seconds to get the first joke. XD I love Chemistry Cat’s puns/jokes!
Hmmm… God help you. You must be some kind of dolt.
You are the worst kind of troll.
ROFLOL, my son, who is in hiz 2nd half of organic chem PhD sent me this link that someone sent tu himz.
this is hilarious, the cat is so funny and adorable
Actually, to normal people, it is really quite pathetic.
Oy. Get lost, troll. I’m a scientist, and find these quite entertaining. You need not make allusions to others’ intelligence, nor should you show your posterior by insulting people.
100% Agreed. Quite well stated sir.
Thank you for not feeding the trolls.
Actually, to normal people, you’re quite pathetic.
Heyyy they missed the one about the cations! >:3
what a radical idea! don’t know how i didn’t think of it!
Seriously, marry me!
Mai boyfren said dat if kittehs are made frum iron, lithium, an neon, den goggies mus be made frum calcium, niobium, an neon.
Niobium’s chem sig is Nb, not Ni… Ni is for nickel!
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Don’t you mean Nyan =P
To “Somebody who went to school”, If you have no sense of humor, why are you still on the site? Is it just to criticize people who DO like it? There’s a simple solution to your situation: If you don’t like it, leave! The fact that you don’t think it’s funny doesn’t make you smarter than anyone. It just makes you annoying.
Hear, hear.
TROLLS BE GONE!
YES! CONTINUE TO FEED MY CREATION! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Poo eaters!
*growls at all the cats* Ha ha you cats think you have a sense of humor?
You really need to talk to my friends, Insanity Wolf and Courage Wolf!
I love the jokess and the cat is sooo funny and cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are absolutely fantastic! My students will love them!
I need to remember these for chemistry next year. The ionic bond one will make it sooo much easier.
pleez don snd “someone who went to school” awhwai! Heez notta troll, heez hoomer eezjoost droll. Aih tnk Aiyuh emmin luff w/heeim!
Oh my goodness. Please take your bickering elsewhere. This site is for fun, not starting conflicts.
these jokes are so much more funny when you’re a chemistry major like myself…
Dude….. what?
Dude….. what? wait….. it was funny but y?
http://cheezburger.com/View/5258718208
We actually have three of these posted in my chem lab at school…and the osmosis kitty in my bio class ^^
I was rolling on the floor laughing, when my girlfriend came in and asked, “What the freak?!?” She read it and then laughed out loud.
The only good cat is in the sights of my gun before i shoot it. Cats are the most detrimental animal for native wildlife, all outdoor cats are to be shot on sight!
Your soul will burn at Catnarok.