
wuz… DIS yer kard? INVISIBLE CARD TRICK
iz der anyfing invisico kant invisify?
Faeborit Coment: “Heez gawt awl teh aces !!” – poussinboi
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wuz… DIS yer kard? INVISIBLE CARD TRICK
iz der anyfing invisico kant invisify?
Faeborit Coment: “Heez gawt awl teh aces !!” – poussinboi
Picture by: Unknown
Heez gawt awl teh aces !!
an awl the kyutes! Just luk at dat fase! An the pinky toe pads! Sigh!
Heez a littlol liek teh Cween’s Bud kitteh !!
Ai lubs de ornjj kittehz, dey’z awl gots a liddol krayzee in dem. Rite nao wun is triying to chare mai shair an ai is triying nawt tu sitt awn herz pawz.
Ar oranj kitteh is sleepin in the middol of teh bed after killifyin the dedly q-swab. He is restin midst it’s sredded liddol bodee. Iz a sad sight.
Iz hard werk to protekt hoomins from dedly q-swabs an shoolayces an stuff lyke dat. Kittehz needz deyre restz.
We hab a toi dat luks lyke a rakkuun tayl wif eyz…uzed to be ‘tachd tu a rollybawl…u nowhatimeen? Enyway we cawlz it “ded ferritt” kaus dat’s wat it luk lyke tu us. Ebbrey ebening we heer a krying an krying an we seize wun ob owr ornjj kittehz karriing ded ferritt daun de hawl. Wii has nebber figgurd owt iff shez krying cause itz ded an shii haz a sad, or iff shez krying tu annownce dat shii killifyed itt..
Congratulashunz on anuder nawt seccund, poussinboi!!!
Hee, hee !! Yesh, Carosue can bee teh farst wun berri offen !! Thx
*SYSTEMIC SPLORT*
Uh oh. Yu know teh CCC is own elecktronik standby dis layte an yu is stuck wif ME while yu wait fuer it. I iz nawt so great wif the brain washing. Or so they tell me.
EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Compulsorry iz daun wiffa major splort ~!
Heer koms de CCC
*skidz to a hawlt soaz nawt tu runz obber Cumpulsorry*
*sweeps awl de braynz intu pyle*
*rinsey rinsey rinsey inna fresh spring wadder*
*pakpakpak intu de hed cabbity*
*findz awl de liddol peeces ob hedbonz batbatbat o soree, fits tem awl togedder*
*taype wiffa eggstra strengff dukky taype*
*findz nyce CHRG(wdoi) an snappee awn de hedd*
Bedder nao? Heers s floofy blankee an sum cheezkaek. Reedz dis Code ob Ordnancez until u driftz awff.
Pinches teh cyppt toesies
I meant ‘cyoot’
You iz a…a…TOESIE PINCHER? Yu iz a brave wun, yez yu ar!
Teh toesies where teh pointies is, aifinkso.
/Hands D-R sum falconer’s glubs.
Teh pinkee towzees….teh pinkee eerz
Oh mai…oh mai!
*wiffaqwikness reeding dvd instrukshun manyual*
Dat waz a klose wun TrayseeAch. Alwaiz tu be keepin de anti-splortifying gogglez neerbai.
Dem ornj kitteh-boiz am fulla trix!!
An sew am dem ornj kitteh-gurlz!
An sew iz dem ornj kitteh-gurlz!
*pulls CHRG tite*
*feelz dizzeh*
*handz NS a Windowz manual adn a chokklit martoonee*
Sit heer till deh dizzehz pass.
Oooh – fankeez. Dat wuz teh cloes call.
Teh littlol orinj kittehs & teh littlol pinkee pinkee toe padz getz meh ebree tiem.
Tiem to going hoam. Have a grayt nite, ur majistee!
*saevs teh chokklit martoonee fur aftur she getz hoam*
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Doan’t bee foreber aloan!!!
Wez al here!!!