
Hmmm…If I break a lamp & no one is around to hear it break…did I really break it?
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Hmmm…If I break a lamp & no one is around to hear it break…did I really break it?
mabee laturz when dey see da mess kitteh
conga-deepfinkin-layshuns blizzyyy fer crakkin teh tawp spot!!
wud yu n ebrywun caer fer sum hawt chonkit n scones n kreem n jam n a pot ov hawt tee soe we kin aawl sit aroun n dis kuss teh meenin ov lief wif filo soficul kitteh!! xooxox
*ps, ai needz hugs
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stoopi werd pretzel…. tri tis agaan
{{{{MKKPPM}}}}
wat iz wrang bebeth?
*Snorglols MS Meow adn Schmoos* Ai knoes hao yoo feels Ms Meow *snifflol*
I sawry, i haz bin awt ob eth loupe cauz ob eth tornadoes (pleh) adn no electricitiez or putuers hear fur lyke a weak….wat terribibble fing haz happined?
{{{{{muuurrrsikat n Princes Taya}}}}} *snifs, wieps eyz*
Ohai mai peeps! nuffin rong, jus haz teh sad plehs tudai n needed yur hugs n snorglols n schmoos. prolly jus teh start ov teh winter bloos!
fankees bery mutch fer caering – ai iz gunna go eet sum comfert noms noaw – (translate dat tu meen ‘sugar’!!) pleez tu joyn me!?
Wii lubs owr Ms Meow berri musch… *sniff*
*big hugs fer mai royul Princess*
*gibs PT sum tish ewes fer her daynty laydee’s noes*
oxoxox
*hugs Ms. Meow*
I will beez gladz tew joyne yew! Adn mani huggs tew! It iz beginning springz here so bluez gittin better! Yew farfarfar awayz adn jest startin kold darkz wevver. I du understandz tttat! Here iz sum Godiva chokolit fur yew tew!
Ai’m in tu. Aftur mai pleh cupplol ob dayz…
pleh dayz aer onlee eber alloud ifn they be followed bai lots ov yeah dayz – ai hoeps yu iz gittin yur rietful shaer mai ohai-ness!
*raps up elebenty yeah dayz n trans ports dem tu P T!!*
Dere weel bii, butt(!) rite nao ai iz deelin wif sumfing berri unexpektid. Mai fren hoo hadded pleh Duchenne<s Muskyoolar Distrphee, died two dayz agoe. Him wuz tolded bai teh doctor dat him wuz just gibbin eighteen munfs left tu lib. Peeplol wif didz raerlee lib past 29 butt(!) him wuz firty seben. Him adn hims wife ahd nawt bin marreed foar a yeer yet.Him had surpiseded teh doctors awl hims lief. Wii wur startin tu brayse owrselbs deep daown butt(!) wii did nawt hab tiem…
Oh PT! I haz a sawri fuuurrr yew! Deff, eben wen eggespected iz neber ezy. {{{{PT}}} I understaynd….we haz had our shayre ob it round here tis passt weak.
Lawts ob peeplol seem tu bii habbin dere shayre ob it dis weekweeekweek.
{{Princess}}
{{{{{PT}}}}}}
U duz nawt no mee, but(!) I gibs cheezhugs NEways. I has a sawry fur ur loss.
{{{Princess Taya}}}
See^ Diz iz whai Cheezfrens ar teh bestest eber!
Agreedz! *exteends daynti whyte paw ob freendshep tew Doctorcat*
i iz so sorry that yor frend crossd teh bridj so suddenly.
{{{{{{taya & frend & frend’s wife}}}}}}
It wuz tu bii expektid sumwut. when him wentid tu teh hospitlol last tiem wii fotted dat him wud dai den butt(!) him did nawt. Dat tiem wii hadded moar tiem tu bayse owrselbs.
*raps paws rown mug n sips Godiva chokolit*
*sies big sie*
fankees so mutch n’kat, woteber iz in dis chokolit iz betterer den enny meddi kayshun! shmooches n hedbonks oxox
*schmooz adn hedbonk!* i fink Godiva iz eth happiesf chokolit i kno ob! It werks bestest wen serbed wif a hug!
*wieps anuvver warter drawp frum mai leeky ey*
doan noe wot iz rong wif me tudai, butt ai iz jus wun big heep ov sooky-la-la tudai so yur choklit serbed wiffa hug is jus preshus fanks n’kat!!
http://www.godiva.com/welcome.aspx
Ohai {{Ms Kapow}} !! Ai hoap awl iz wel nd yoo cheer up !!
* noms awn a fronch cross ant, frish frum teh shawp … wont wun ? *
*noms on a fishy cross ant!!* fankees PB fer shaerin dat wun! *haz a hoepful dat Peeb haz jus wun moer tukked up in hims bak pokkit!!* LOL!!
Wel, taht’s wun way tu spredd tehm …
!!
Hee, hee !! * Taht’s frish nawt fish …. yuu knu taht
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* Ai awlso gawt a fronsh crispy role faw mai luntsh …. enjoi *
*roll* wel dat egg splayns teh krunchy bits!!
xox
{{{Ms.KkPpM}}}
{{{{keshet}}}}} fankees keshet, ai feels heeps betterer noaw!! oxox
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*hops in n gibs KittyRoo a big ‘fank yu’ hug n hedbonk*
{{{{{KittyRoo}}}}}
*gibs hug”n’hedbonk bak* no FANG Q, ai needed wun maiseff.
{{{{{{ms. kapow}}}}}}
*Shruggs* It never happend. Wait, wat never happend?
Hee, hee
Iz a berry serryuss mattuh, aifinkso !!
Yoo heer ob globe trotters nd peeplol curcling teh globe …
… tehy awl muss bi feline gillty bowt wot tehy’ve dunn !!
Nuffing…Nuffing at awl
No, teh goggie did it ob korse.
*ding, ding, ding*
wee has a winnur!
othur correckt ansurs inclood:
it felld ovur awl by itsalf
an
dere wuzza erfkwayk
*goze two letz goggie in howze*
But if u heer it, kitteh – den yesh. U iz sumwun!
Conga rats to blizzyyy on your nawt-secund!
if you can also hide the broken pieces, then it didn’t happen!
Hmmm….I don’t really do clean-ups.
keeen uppz eile elebenty…behindz eth cawch!
Yoo meen, put teh peesez behynd teh cowtsh, ob corss
!!
* Whoo, faw a minnet ai fawt yoo mented tu cleen up behynd .. *
nawty nawty!
* wunderz if awl teh fings PB haz lawst ober teh yeerz arr tehre ..
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… nawt gaim tu luk
I iz skeerd of eth duyst bunnethz…
Mee two !! Yoo start awf cleen nd tehy maik yu durty !!
Hao can taht bee corld “cleening” ??
Ai halped mai GF moov ober teh weekend. Hur nawt had teh dust bunnees, hur had teh dust lyons aifinkso!!
speekin ob lyons adn bunneths…..i haz adoptded a neu lyonheded bunneth! it iz abawt 1 pawund (or a haf kilogramz).
oooh, dat sownds the cyoot! He bunneh? She bunneh? Pixor? ai lykes the untaymed hayr*snerk*
I weill put wun up on mai payge. Teeny basement kulored bunneth. Mai bebh gurl saved adn saved her munnies sew she kuld haz wun. I fink it iz a gurl bunneth. We weill let eth v-e-t tellz wat it iz. it lubs tew be held adn pet adn pet adn pettdd! it haz bin wif us few abawt tew weekz naw. So i fink we mus be duin sumfing rite in tkaing kare ob it!
Baby bunnehs arr cawld kittens tuu, u kno
Iz the sayme wif mai chyna closit – hoo noze wut kud be unner dere? wunst a traid tu reskyoo teh kitteh toiz and fownded a mummified vole!
mummifyed vole iz a kiffen toye tew yew kno!
k..ok well it WUZ a kiffen toye….at leest befoyre it bekame mummifyed….
yesh, is troo! and lyke awl tois in ower howze, it wounded up unner the china cabbinet.
(ai had wunnered wut dat funee smell wuz sum munfs afoare…)
How longh haf u bin fwiends wif Schroedinger’s kiteh, kiteh? I betz u 2 getz along butiful!
Kitteh haz seen teh lite …
… nd hoaps nowun ells haz
*snerk* hee hee hee!
Ohai Nuuurrrsy nd ebbrywun ells
* Cross ant ?? Halp yoors elfs *
Fankies! I will beez hazing wun. I haz a hungri tewnyte.
Ai agree wiv yoo, Worksucks
!! * Eggselent LOL
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Byootimuss kitty iz a pillow sofa !!
Um…*blushyface* Nawt to take NEfing away frum w.s.’s ossum nawt-sekund page place, but I maded a lol on dis wun tu. See if u like it:
http://cheezburger.com/View/3771047680
OMG I’ll adopt all of you kittehhhss!!! D:
Deep foughts kitteh finks deep.
Pensive Kitteh is pensive.
Philisophical kitteh is philisophical.
No! Kittehs nebber breaks anyfinks! It wuz the dawggies !
Phillosocator.