*halps gammacat offa teh stayrs, thud, thud, thud, thud thud. gits owt teh shawpvac an cleens up the brayns. rinsis wif sparklolly watturs afore stuffin dem bak intu teh braynium cabity. fits hedbones bak in playce an raprapraprapraprapraps wif dukky tayps. snaps onna noo CHRG an snugglols gammacat inna floofy blankee.*
rest an has a cookee whyle i calls 9elebenty fur teh kitteh.
*sweepa sweepa sweepa teh braynez into a brayne-cleenin contaynur*
*swisha swisha swisha teh braynez wif lemmin-scented waddur*
*draynz off teh waddur & pours gammacat’s braynez caerfully bak into hur hed*
*reassemblols bits uv skull & taypa taypa taypas dem bak togedder in teh rite order*
*wrappa wrappa wrappa gammacat’s hed wif rainbowy stik-to-itself tayp*
*tukks gammacat in unner a floofee warm sawftee blankee*
*gibs gammacat a wee kiss on hur littlol noez*
Heer — hab sum hawt (but nawt toooo hawt) chokklit & a chocklit octopus (wif caramel filling). Dinna luuk at teh kyoot bebbe until u gets ur strenf bak!
Mai kitteh man edges to mayke mout tens outa all da rugs in hour apartment! Impaws sybil to keeps them flat. An she lubs to play slip n’ slyde wif the runner rug in mai kit shin! Rug has got so slip ree that izza menace 2 hyoomin navigation, butt(!) I canna bear [a bear inna kit chin! Cheesus twice, get inna car!] to get noo one wif stick tuit inverness, becuz her running & sliding bees sceaux funnee!
ai will sav you!
ai haf alwayz wanted tu be a heeroh!
sumteims kitteh wantz tew be a heeroh tew, but iz tew short!
Icanhasfiyrmenz?
Hep iz on teh wai kitteh!!
SPLORT!!!!! *thud*
nao we has TWO peeps to save! Kall nineteeelleben!
*halps gammacat offa teh stayrs, thud, thud, thud, thud thud. gits owt teh shawpvac an cleens up the brayns. rinsis wif sparklolly watturs afore stuffin dem bak intu teh braynium cabity. fits hedbones bak in playce an raprapraprapraprapraps wif dukky tayps. snaps onna noo CHRG an snugglols gammacat inna floofy blankee.*
rest an has a cookee whyle i calls 9elebenty fur teh kitteh.
*Standz bai wit IV-choklit, bandy-aidz an’ floofy-lined rapelling lyne tu reskew teh kitteh.*
*Puts floofee pillols on all teh steps*
*Fixifies hair and waits for fyremens*
OMCC — u haz bin heer a wile, gammacat.
*luuks arownd at awl teh braynez*
*sweepa sweepa sweepa teh braynez into a brayne-cleenin contaynur*
*swisha swisha swisha teh braynez wif lemmin-scented waddur*
*draynz off teh waddur & pours gammacat’s braynez caerfully bak into hur hed*
*reassemblols bits uv skull & taypa taypa taypas dem bak togedder in teh rite order*
*wrappa wrappa wrappa gammacat’s hed wif rainbowy stik-to-itself tayp*
*tukks gammacat in unner a floofee warm sawftee blankee*
*gibs gammacat a wee kiss on hur littlol noez*
Heer — hab sum hawt (but nawt toooo hawt) chokklit & a chocklit octopus (wif caramel filling). Dinna luuk at teh kyoot bebbe until u gets ur strenf bak!
Ooooh! a praty! weeeee!* getz owt sum hatz nd wissulz nd bebrijez*
U a sweet kitteh! I reskyoo u!
(scoops up kitteh and snorgles away)
Mebbe teh fyremenz will come to halp?
**hazza hoapfull**
deese fings is much hardur den dey lewks.
Ohai, red andz ebbeewunz:
Strypee Coop Kittuhn
lurnz that Upz amz eezee~urr
dan tryz clymeengz Daown!
Strypee Coop Kittuhn
can leepz daown stepz wun atz a
tyme den taykz a Napz!!
Strypee Coop Kittuhn
can waytz 4 Fyremenz oarz beez
fowndz by Prittee Wun!!!
Jack.
yay jack! awsum az alwayz
upclimbing wuz a lots eezyer dan down-climbing
Hehe Ai fink iz funny wen teh kittehs make dems earses lyk dat!
Lyk teh gery kitteh at :08 in dis bideo!
Dis be wun of my fabrit bideos. So kyoot!
Myne tuu, Red !! Thx, Dave
Weird…it’s my professor Dr. Coop’s bday today
“O, carp it”, Coop sed !!
Did sumwun sez “party”?
Mai kitteh man edges to mayke mout tens outa all da rugs in hour apartment! Impaws sybil to keeps them flat. An she lubs to play slip n’ slyde wif the runner rug in mai kit shin! Rug has got so slip ree that izza menace 2 hyoomin navigation, butt(!) I canna bear [a bear inna kit chin! Cheesus twice, get inna car!] to get noo one wif stick tuit inverness, becuz her running & sliding bees sceaux funnee!
its so annoying how people talk in “lOlZ” language
get a life people
I no haz liff but i no wanz urs grace. U no haz funnzies
Well, YOU’RE here, too, right?