
You have some overdue library books We’re gonna need those back now.
neber cross teh librareeun kittehz!
Faeborit Coment: “Oar els we wull hab 2 impownd ur reedin glassiz” – annipuss
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U duz nawt want tu egsperienss mai raff.
Congrats, AP!
Fankeez, anni! We has a brayd wiff lawah! *dans-dans*
*dans dans dans*
Congarats Anni adn AP!!!
Congaratz awn teh freeway tye AP, ap an Lawah!
*startz singin “wun ob deez fings iz slitelee diffrent, wun ob deez fings iz nawt teh sayme”*
Fankees ‘Niser
*sings alawng*
Oar els we wull hab 2 impownd ur reedin glassiz
Adn ifn yew duntz pai teh fine dey will beh sold
teh proceeds will goein part tu teh totil bill owed
teh majoritee goin tu administrayshun fees
…naow abowt teh oburdue fine…..
Wud u be lyking tu pay dat in flesh or in blud?
Tuna wood be fine.
toonawud? duzznt sownd berree tastee…
it nawt butt maykes greet pianos adn guitaars
wii wantz dem NAOW. nawt tewmahroe. nawt teh neggst dai. naow.
Canz I interest yoo in joining a band?
Dont’ even fink abowt using dat cell phone in here.
*Gibs teh librareean glare*
Adn dat gaym-bawx-fingy is strikleh verbotin.
An plz stawp breevin soe lowd
* bringz aowt teh trai uf Ohai tee adn krumbpitz wif clottud kreemz adn sconez adn strwmberriz *
COME ANGEDDIT while iz hawt!!
ooohhh!!! nommy!
FangQ WRr1!!
ohhhh! yummi mai faborite!!!
*noms*
Fankees WRR yew beh teh bestest
*spraiys crumbz*
oops sawree wheer beh mai mannurz
Oh, juss in thyme, mai bluud shugger wuz gettin lowe.
*Fillz hurr cupp wif teh deelishimuss ohai tee*
*Daintilee taykes uh krumpittz wif creem an sum stromberreez*
*nomsipnomsipnomsipnomsip*
Ah, datt hitz teh spawt!
Plz tu be bringing bakk awl ob teh books…
A Tayl ob Tuu Kittehz
Bayking foar Sukksess
Chokklit-Lubberz Kuukbook
D…
Dutch Ubben Fayboritz
Ebreedaye Dishez
Finner Fuuds Foar Funn Folks
Gamma’s Littlol Helpurr Cuukbuuk
H…
Hannibal’s Lolephants
Iscreem, how to make it
Jekel and Hyde
Kittehs I have Known and Lubbed
L …
Lion, the which adn the napping playce
Maffs foar kittehs
Nootin’s Principa Kittehcah
O….
Oodulz ob Doodulz
Puss In Boots
Qwintisenchul Kitteh, Teh
R…
Raynbows adn Lolpops
Skrij my Eer, Ai Skrij Yors
Tiem for Naps
Unibersal Kitteh Gide
Velvet Toepads
W…
Wen Kittehs Attak
Xtra Xtra – Reed Awlabbowddit
Yertle teh Turtle (wayt … wut?)
Zoolojee fur Dummehz
W00t! Nightshayde brings it hoam!
Happy Cat nawt so happee
*gulp* yes ma’am, rite away ma’am
Livid lybrariun looks for long-lent lexicons.
Meen-mannurd mog mayks malishus manyooskript-muggurz mad.
Frytning feelyne feels forlorn for fumblol-fingurd faybulz.
Bewayr! Beestly bully bringz bakk booty bilked by book-bandits.
Procrasinatifying puddytat feers power ob pi**ed-off Pershun.
Terrifying Tabbeh tells timid Tortie: “Turn yorself in!”
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Fankeez fur joynin in, catburgh!)
Dedikayted do-gudder disiplinz doez hoo doan du der dooty.
Mah pleshoor, AP, butt(!) ai nawt cans keep up wif yew. I am imprest!
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aww, fankeez!)
Kitteh kornurz krooks adn kikks der kleptomaniak keesturz.
Doan Go Neer teh Waddurz
Elvis teh Lejund
Fansee Feests adn otter Gushifudz
G…
*BOOP*
As a former public librarian, I totally support this message.
Except that if you’re more than a month overdue, library kitteh should come to your house, backed-up by a couple grizzly bears, and retrieve the books. Along with whatever else they decide the library could use.
Gud one, slaggingham!
(But dis nawt so funee – where ai libs, if yoo gotz $15 or more in oberdue fines, dey Nawt (*gasp*) letz yoo take owt ennymore books!!!!
come and takes it all fwom me… i no wantz it but i wantz to see ur facez
Ai no messez wif Libreryun Kitteh Enforser…baesment kittehz R daynjerus wehn rield. Dem maekz grayt bownserz, 2.
Bud, bud bud… eetz mai lybraree.
Ai werkz inna libary–dis wud be teh EKSLINT! fing ta senta dem fokez whut haz buks dehy shun’t has none moar.
soooo, cute me favot websight
Ai werkz inna libary 2