
Civil disobedience— Kittehs invented it!
Faeborit Coment: “Iz reelayted tu deir abilityfication tu turn off grabbity. Dey can awlsew turn it up.” – jd
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Civil disobedience— Kittehs invented it!
Faeborit Coment: “Iz reelayted tu deir abilityfication tu turn off grabbity. Dey can awlsew turn it up.” – jd
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heck no, we wont go!
Congrats, carosue!
O hai, and fankyu!
Izza purty kitteh, but iz playin ded, which iz always hart-rendun. Fer half a sekond, wun finks o no! Then kitteh wakes up and laffs at you.
nawt long after Cannolli moved in, I found him sprawled on his side awn top of the fan power cord! mai hart almost stopped – then I realized he was just asleep!
That would kill me dead on the spot.
an kitteh’s perfekteded it , tu.
carosue and anni can haz a tie! Congrats, ladies. Shampers and cheese straws, enniwun?
Thx Q! Ai aer full uv dinnur, soe juss teh shampers fur me plz!
Sleepin awn teh siedwawk!
*breaks owt hiz gitar*
Sleeping awn teh siedwawk!
Sleeping awn teh siedwawk!
Hoomin don’t you drag me lawng with yore leesh
Everybody knows that sleeping ain’t aloud wib quiche
“Smokin in teh boiz ruum” FTW !!!
*gigglol* mai kittehs go limp and get 50 pownds heavier when I try to lift them off a comfy spot!
Itsa Kitteh tallent dey habs
Iz reelayted tu deir abilityfication tu turn off grabbity. Dey can awlsew turn it up.
Obedienss nawt part ob mai vokabyoolareh.
definitleh nawt! *flattenz tu teh siedwawk*
*waves cat treet in air* will you do it for a kitteh treet?
*eeys widen*
*pupills dilate*
Ahhhh kitteh treet!!!!
Du whut?
*luuks ober shoaldur wiff disdayn*
*wayts fur kitteh treet tu be frown*
*plans tu ignorify it foar at leest firty sekkunds*
*runs runs runs
*pownce awn kitteh tret whyol AP ignorifing it*
*noms*
Yum!
*liks wiskurs*
*nose twitchiz* Ai smell nommy treetz…
Dey teh Yummi cheeze in teh middol ob cruchinezz kynd!
Luks kute adn purr in gammacats direshun!
*duz exactlee dat*
*playces several nommy treets on the ground and backs awai slowly*
*snags wun wiff a paw, pulls it cloasur*
*luuks askanss at obber kittehs*
*nom*
*stryks a “Ejipshun stachoo” poaz*
*luuks ober at hyoomin*
*delibers a “frow it closur so ai duznt hastu moob” luuk*
*keeps a waery iye awn lawah adn taya*
*kreeps cloaser tu teh treetz*
*gigglol* Shadow will sumtimes steel a treet from rite under Cannolli’s nose!
*krouches, sneeking cloaser**nom*
*hissss-hedbat!*
*nom*
*whyol AP hissin at Taya seeks paw in tu snagg sum noms*
Fankees Gammacat
*hedbats bak* *nom*
Cawrful kitteh ar yew will rub awl yewr furr offn wun syde, yew habs tu flip ober eberi sew often
Sorry – I is hitted grabity pockit. Teensee blak hole gots me.
Kitteh duz NAWT want to going fur a walk, aifinkso.
Ai nawt kayr whut u wants meh tu du.
Ai knoz hao tu wawk juss fyne.
Ai nawt kayr wayr u wants meh tu go.
Ai is alreddeh at wayr ai wants tu be.
Plz tu be remoobing dis stoopy leesh-controllur fingy.
Nao.
No — iz cawled “taking teh cat for a drag,” yesh?
Needs skatebord.
We will not be moved…
not without some gooshifood.
Or perhaps some nip.
If u see meh moob
It is nawt bekawz u sez
But bekawz ai chooz
Te Mahatma wud be PROUD! Blessed be te kitteh!
Why I has to “go fur wawk” ennyhow? Yu fink I’m a goggie or sumfin? Yu fink I wanna go owt in publik? in sumbudy eltses dirty stinkee yard? Dats disgustin.
I rekwires privit restrume in tidy indore plase, plz.
*snerk*
mai strai kitteh (who yoosed to lib outdoors all teh time) now stares at teh door wehn shes outside to come in. she comes inside to pee, and den goez rite bak outside to plai
ai guess dat “cibilized” kittehs who gots indoors place to sleep at nite don’t soil demselbs by peeing outside?
or maibee she laiks to come inside just becuz she can!
Aftur all, wehn yur distrakted by – um, nacheral funkshuns, sumfing cud sneek up on yu!! Musch bettur to be in hoomin’s plaes wehr is more safer.
Same wif gettin a drinkawatur. Much better to do in privasee, so nuthin can pownse whiel yur bissy.
dat maiks much sense
*nodnodz*
i iz taking parts in million kitteh march
Ai is Kitteh X. Mimi floofybelle waz mai slaves name.
I wus kinda puzzuld by teh kitteh’s weerd lukin tayle, but den I figgerd owt its jus in a bit of sunshien. Luked steppd-on for a minit!
don no. my kittey go walk on leesh wit tail hi. he tink he yello goggie i guess. lol
Maibi it are a yello kitteh thing? Mai yellol wud do walkies awl dai long
My Dini lubs goin foar walkeez. I axk hur ifn hur wantz to go owt oar foar walk an hur runz to door, meowin an reddy foar teh leesh.
What a drag!
Taking the kitteh for a drag…
Vive Le Passive Resistance!
Going limp is now resisting arrest. Just saying.