
nobudy putz Babee in da corner
akshully, sum babiez liek teh cornur!
Faeborit Coment: “Did she bring a waddermelon?” – cityKat
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nobudy putz Babee in da corner
akshully, sum babiez liek teh cornur!
Faeborit Coment: “Did she bring a waddermelon?” – cityKat
Babee iz too cyoot!
Congrats, OCM!
Thx Annipuss. Berry cyoot tabby bebbeh. *luks awai*
Red alert – get teh CCC reddy!!
Oh yesh, tehre wil bee terriblol splortifying ober dis litlol guy.
*straps on CHRGw/FOI (flowrs on it) and gasses up teh CCC*
U can luk naow!
ohai and congratz! This is wun cyute littlol thing, yes?
O yes. Thx Q. Hao u am?
She goez dere awn her ownselb!
I hopez she kan danz!
Butt(!) nawt durdy ai hoeps. Hur is a littlol yung fer durdy dansin.
flooffee dansin ….Aifinkso
Hiya OZM haw beh yew todai?
duz yew still hab reeli reeli hawt weffur, oar dus yew habs sum kooler stuffs naow?
Sawree, Lawah – Ai wentid tu bed cos it waz reelee late. Ai iz fyne fankees.
Teh wevver has cooled off a lot an ai haz long pants on tudai an tunite.
aawww squeeeeeez!
Did she bring a waddermelon?
Yah…adn she gawt a dansdansdans lessun!
tyme to call dem cue toot poleez again! dis littel kitteh is huggalishous.
o fooee!
*SPLORT*
Ohnoes!
woooo-woooop! woooo-woooop!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopz up alluz teh braynes inna kleeen awt mayo bottul adn hopz Ai haz gots dem awl*
*rinse awlz klens wit fwrsh mountin dew*
*pacs braynes bak intu hed cabity*
*arrangz hed bones in playce and apply lotsa sparklee purpul ducky taype*
*snap on CHRG*
*leedz jk2k to splort recubbery lionyge*
Snugglz adn tux in wit floofy blanki wit babbi deers awn. Putz cuppa hotchoccie wit shortcaek bickits safly onteh tabul besides yew. Handz a copi ob instukshun fur makin a model airplayne tu reedz until yew feels it saf tu lookz at teh kwute kitteh agin
*luuks up sloelee*
fankees lawah! ai doan fink wii haz met!
*limmplee eggstens floofee paw uv frenship*
*fawls bak inna floofee blanki, noms awn shortcaek (mmm!) biskit*
*gentlee hedbonks adn purrs*
*berripleesetumeetchyew*
naow dunts obureggsurt yewselb, hab sum mor biskits, purrrhaps sum caek tu, yew shuld beh feline bettur soon
*putts dawn big choklit caek wit eggstra frostin in recubbery lionyge*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cheezcakemaniac, katwag an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, baloonz, an goodie bags filled wif never-miss jump-ropes, sekrit ajent walkee-talkees, kandee, an bubbles for blowing wif majik wands to make gazillions ob bubbles!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
fankiez burfdai fairy for teh cool burfdai swag!
happe burfdai to all teh burfdai peepz out dere, and a berry merry unburfdai to to teh otters!
*lookz rite, lookz left, kwickly snagz seberal buttery yello caeks wif crunchee brown sugar topping an runz awai*
Ohmaigawsh nawt lukin, nawt lukin!!! Bebbeh iz tooooo kyoot – *pant pant* where’s mah CHRG?? Oh nooooo——————— *SPLORT*
Ohnoes! dis beh a berri dangurus Splortificashun kitteh
woooo-woooop! woooo-woooop!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopz up alluz teh braynes inna kleeen washin up bowl adn hopz Ai haz gots dem awl*
*rinse awlz klens wit fwrsh rayne watur collected frum teh ski*
*pacs braynes bak intu hed cabity*
*arrangz hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype wit piktures ob lambzes awn*
*snap on CHRG*
*leedz jk2k to splort recubbery lionyge*
Snugglz adn tux in wit floofy blanki wit lilac flowurs awn. Putz cuppa hotchoccie wit shortcaek bickits safly onteh tabul besides yew. Handz a copi ob sandwich makurs monthlee tu reedz until yew feels it saf tu lookz at teh kwute kitteh agin
Oh fankees, lawah! gudness, dat was one ub da kyootest kittehs i eber did saw. *sips hotchocie an nibbles bizkits* mmmm *nom nom* nummy shortcaykees! *snuggles into da blankee* i mus remememember to bring da kyoot-filterin’ gogglez, aifinkso. Whew!
Oh noes! Ai cannot do it! No!!!! No splorting!
*wants to splort*
Do nawt splort!
*holds hed*
Bebbeh kitteh am sew kyoot!
*skwintches aiz shut*
Wun more look. Juss littlol look.
*sees kitteh nibblollin awn paw*
Ai feel faint.
*faints*
*rushes twe slide Big flooffy pillow fo Saaski to faint in!
Dere noe mabi u won’t gets da bruise!
*shares blankee n bizkits wif saaski* dat wuz a close one!
Fank yoo! Sew kind ob yoo boff.
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ca no t breez! helpz, helpz. new picture pleez,
“Nobody puts Baby inna corner”
Yay! Ai wuz gunna sai…Johnny will take caer uv dat!
Funny.
reelee, nobuddy putz bebbeh in da korner…..
en libs to tellz abawt it!
sumwun plz to skootch da kitteh intu da intertubs sew aiz kin stricth itz eerz en snugglez/hugglez.fanx
No put bebeh kitteh over dere. Put kitteh in mah hanz plz kthx.
Squeeeeeeeee!
(rushes to put on non-splort items)
poor kitteh iz so aloone
SQUEEEEEEEE!
*holdz hed*
*S~P~L~O~R~T!!!!!*
O noze! Iz dangerus tew splort daown at teh end uv teh kommintin!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
SQUEE
Super Squee!