
Penny flunked out of secretary school; the only thing she could properly file was her nails.
no wundur shez alwayz so unproduktif.
Source: Tabbymom Jen
Faeborit Coment: “iz more fun to take a nap on teh papers than to file them.” – lunarmommy
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Ai hab met sekriterriz liek dat!
congrats awn ur nawt sekkund Anni! dans dans dans fo Anni!
kause aiz resmble dis remark!
aniwai, afink dey shtole mai pic! hehehe
gmta!
ohai JK, how iz yoo todai?
aiz bees otay! gettin better ebridai! hopefully aiz bees back twes ole eslph in noe tyme! Fank u fo askin!
how am u todai?
ai be pretti gud…iz after lunch noaw, so the werk day iz alreddy haf ober….soon ai can go home an snuggle mai kittehs!
but nawt-sekond, ai hab to do sum filing…
now ware did ai put mai nail file?….
yesh! berri gud, aiz hab 45 min! whoot whoot!
does lil dans dans dans,
45
44
43
42 whoot!
tymes psses twe shlow!
*dans dans dans wif JK to selebrate the 45…42 no…less dan dat minits left to end ub werky*
w00t w00t
yay!
ai rezembel dat remark!
conga-ratz on your furvest frum last annipuss!
letz hab sum coffee an d’oh nutz or tea an bisskutz!
Thx fur teh congrats!
Ai wuns got a job as a tiepist wen Ai had nebber tutched a tiepriter b4!
wuz becuz teh boss laiked yoor lookz?
Noe, Aifink dey cudn’t get enniwun els at teh munnee day wuz payin!
how long did it taik yoo to lern to yuse teh tiepriter? did yoo get berry gud at it?
Ai still ownly yooz 2 fingurs awn eech hand – and can’t tuchtiep!
yoo noes, ai fink dat yoo are berry wize, becuz ai hab found dat iffen yoo noes how to tuch-tiep, eberywun will ask yoo to be tieping dere term paperz!
Wen Ai did a pyooter literasee corse, teh tutur sed Ai was bowt as fast az a reezunablol Audio tiepist. Doan’t hab prollems wiv peepl askin me 2 tiep fingz – owt uv skule lawng sinse!
yup!
conga-ratz on yur nawt sekkend! dezzert fur yu toniet!
Time for tummy scritches! Rubrubrub!!
(dons anti-splort guard)
dat kitteh lookz a liddul floofy, yoo mai need dis…
*hans D-R a snorgle snorkel*
i get nexties!
Thank u!
Oh Mz Foofbelleh?? Culd yoo comez in hyer pleeze? No?? okey, well wen yoo dun wif yur braek culd yoo help meh fynd deh Nomminger fyle? No? okey, ai can see yoo hazza bizzy, kthnxbai.
hee hee
Mz Foofbelleh? Ai needz deze fyles shredded. U getz it dun bai lunshtyme adn u can hazza eggstra haff ower, adn ai will bai teh baykun cheezburgerz.
iz more fun to take a nap on teh papers than to file them.
Yesh, kittehs’ reely awn tawp ob her dootiez!
*Nods* Exsellent semi-stretch! 34% paper coverage! Parshul belleh display…. I gives it a 9.
*nods* yesh, note deh ekwal flegshun ob deh fore pawz adn bakk pawz, adn deh slite tayle bend. Ai giv 8.8
Hey! Who took a picture of my living room?
It’s a good thing you’re so cute, Miss Penny. You deserve a 25% raise in gushifoods starting immediately.
dus ani bodi rememaberz Mrs. hawiggins? carol burnett show? long long time ago – dis littel kitteh be like mrs hawiggin aifinkso!
an ai wurkd wiff one of dez girlies wiff da nails an da boodies etc. an ai mean ai wurkd cause deh girlie just sashayed (good wurd dat) arond an got her wai.
not at all hostile, me. ^..^?
ooo! ooo!
ai memberz mrs hawigginz!
aifinkso herz werk effick musta gabe dat mr tudbawl a stroke bai now!
Disorganized kitteh is disorganized.
OMG dat’s MAI pictor!!! Dat’s MAI BONNIE (rip). We was doin teh taxes.
RIP Bonnie Underfoot. We all miss you.