
want you to make me feel like i’m the only cat in the world
Boi, pop mewsik shur has gotten crazay!
Faeborit Coment: “ur de onlee cat wif dat rediculous hair!” – Kitty kitty kitties
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want you to make me feel like i’m the only cat in the world
Boi, pop mewsik shur has gotten crazay!
Faeborit Coment: “ur de onlee cat wif dat rediculous hair!” – Kitty kitty kitties
*Frows noms at kitteh’s paws*
Hao’s taht?
*Playses a baskit ob nip mowses at kitteh’s paws*
Adn taht?
*Lissens to teh crikkits……*
*sigh*
*puts lurkin cloke bakk awn*
*terns owt teh lite*
*closes teh doar*
*runs in* ohai!
*runs out*
(sorry! pleh werk is verreee buseee today!)
Ohai, gammacat! Gud tu see yew. Mundanes are teh wurstest, aifinkso.
ohai CatBurgh! not to bee leebing…
pleh werk iz a liddul buzy for me todai, but ai still laiks to czech in ebery wunce anda whylez…
how bout sum coffe and d’oh nutz for a liddul mid-afternoon pik-me-up?
*profferz tray ub frosted d’oh nutz and carafe ub fresh fronsch-pressed coffee*
Ohai, kenkar! Fankys for teh d’oh nutz, adn hao didz yew no I lubs fronsch-prest kawfees? Yum!
Iz ebrebuddy wurkin 2 hard? Iz Moandaie.
*Ai gots teh saym problum
Kitteh haz prollums tu! Hare Dressor foar wun. Neber trust a hare, dat’s wat I sai.
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What ober prollums duz dis kitteh hab?
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ACME
Bingo addikshun
Catnip addikshun
Disturbing wig collekshun
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leik im teh only 1 taht u evah luvved
leik im teh only 1 taht knoes ur <3
Hi guys. I have been lurking for a long time now, being constantly amazed at the wittiness displayed here and at the wonderful manners and kindness present on this forum. It is becoming rare
I guess the trolls got fed after midnight….so genuine sense of community and shared interests are becoming extinct, too bad.
Keep the lolz coming!
ohai Ebiladmin! (are yoo reelly teh ebil?)
*offurz floofy paw ub frendshhip*
nice to meecha! dis iz a wondermous plaice…ebrywun haz been bery naice to me…IRL, ai am rather shai, but cheezpeepz maik me feel laik a soshal flutterbai!
Hai kenkar! I amz teh playfull ebil like any respectablol BC;)
*shakes kenkar’s floofy paw*
*offerz back floofy black paw…no pinty endz*
*purrz*
So nice to meetcha!
I amz not shy and i masterfully deceibed eberyone to think I amz a seerious kat, butt (!) now and then i escapes to cheezland to get mai giggles
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* pointy
it is late heres…
gigglols halp teh dai go by faster, datz for shoor!
ohai ebiladmin!! i donut finkso yoo iz reely teh ebil, yoo seem very nice
*extends frendly paw ob floofship* glad yoo unlurked!
hellos lunarmommy!
*gently shakes frendly paw*
bery glad to meetcha!!
the floofship is strong in yus, I can feelz it
back to werks now…
i don`t get it
ur de onlee cat wif dat rediculous hair!
This would be cute if it weren’t for the stupid shopped wig.
I wundurs… Cud yu mayk a wig foar a cat that scritches behind teh eers?
Heer habs an Umbur …ella …ella …ella…
Nope dat diddunt wurk……um…..wut otter sawng cans ai reffernce wit awt offending peeps?
…..nope gots meh dere
ohemgee ah made dis lol
Concatshoelaces on habbing ur lol on teh frunt paij!
blech…i hadz a pewpie monday, but dis maed me laff.
*trying tew ignore all teh troll commentz*
Miss Lady Kitteh has sold elebenty hundred songs!
Rihanna got turned into a kitteh, she is part of teh itteh bitteh kitteh comitteh!
Harrow, cheezpeepz. I r mew.
*extends floofy paw*
Donut wurree; I habbed a code for past fyfe weaks, but (!) i useded sani… zany… um… paw-cleaning-germ-killing thingamaboober. No germies on me, k?
I jess wanna no sum nice cheezpeepz.
*offers paw ob french chips*
Ohai, Shell610. I’z nawt askeerd ob teh germs (as lawng as yew nawt sneezes awn me)
Welkomms tu Cheezland. Pleeztameecha!
I whip my hair back and forth!