
Why are you putting candy wrappers in my fortress?
plz 2 get away frum mai fortriss!
Faeborit Coment: “U ‘posed tew fro ur eggstra cheezburgs in heer. Sheesh, hoomins!” – bluesfan473
LoL by: squid
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Ai doan’t want ur trash!
Congratz awn yoar tawp spawt anni!
Thx ‘Niser!
Butt(!) yu lyk tu chue dem, kitteh!
Pleez tu keepin it kleen!
U ‘posed tew fro ur eggstra cheezburgs in heer. Sheesh, hoomins!
Ai is Artoodeetoo! Yu be Seethreepeeo?
Ai *is* teh droyd yu is lukkin fur!
youse teh foarc, luuuke!
Halp me, Oby Wonky Noby; yu’r mai onlee halp!
Hee hee, *Oby Wonky Noby* Hee hee!!!
*snerk lol*
*Oby Wonkyhehehehehehe* Gud wun!!!!@@@@@
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Chikin, Leeza-b an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n buttery yello caeks wif fluffy choklit frosting, iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif hoolahoops that lite up wen they hoola, plushie boblolhed toy skwirrls, kandee, an shiny colurful junglol aminlol stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
burfday fairy also reminds yoo to chekk owt teh tessm an kimkiwi burfday sirkus on teh “ceiling cat” lol frum erlier today!!!
Throwz confetti at awl birfdai cheezpeeps- hooray!! And ai bot a speshul payr of pink skwirrl underpants (AKA nikkers) fur a speshul sumwun…
Hippy birdy ebbrybuddy! Teh hoolahoop! I betz I berry gud at dis! *swirlz hupe arown middlol, watchuz it fawl 2 flore*
Bcuz I haz teh hipps and teh moovs!
*swirlz hupe arown middlol, watchuz it fawl 2 flore*
I haz a rithum adn dansis quyte deelitefullee
*swirlz hupe arown middlol, watchuz it fawl 2 flore*
Aifinkso is a stoopid toy ennywayz.
*Grabz peace ub fujy caek adn goez to cornur to sulk*
(iz okay, teh hoolahoops made by teh captib tame trolls at teh burfday goodie facktoree are majiklol – just pikk it up again, say “a braynwashed troll iz a happy troll” 3 times, an yoo will nevver get un-hoola’d agin!
)
Uh braynwasht troll issa happe troll free tiems.
*swirlz huup arown middul*
It werks! It werks! I’z most mazing! Hankies, Burday Fairy!
*dansus off with teh whurlin adn teh twurlin*
Wai yes, mai naym iz Oskur.
Wai eue akses?
Iz yu haff awf en Awd Kupplol?
Oar iz yu grouchee?
oar iz yu growchee?
ai *hait* wurdpress.
Dat wood mayk enneebuddy growlchee.
Ai growlchee cuz Feelicks putted mee in hear.
*Adn naw JuzJoe haz earwurm ub owld kartune theem*
Feelicks teh kat. Teh wunnerful, wunnerful kat. . .
Tanx fur sharin teh werm Joe. Oar mebbe nawt.
(Still iss betteh dan Teen Angel wot mai wirm wunst sang fur 3 yeerz STRAIT!)
Yu cud at leest be frowin tuna cans in – tehy ushulley has sum gud stuffs left in.
Darlak Cat must destroy Dr Who.
extermeownate! extermeownate!
Plees to nawt fro mai nouns mint in teh trash – oh yu carnt; tehre’s a kitteh in tehre!
On May 21st Ai will be
runningwolkingstaggering sloooowleee 10km rownd mai lo-cal park fur teh Race for Life; a nan yule fun drazer fur Cancer Research UK.Ai do tihs cos tehy has kept me well fur teh larst 7 yeers; if yu kno somwun hoo has been treeted fur teh pleh canser tehn yu has CRUK (an teihr pals and chums in yur part ob teh werld – tehy awl seem to be verree gud at shairin an playin nyslee)to thank.
Tomorrow Ai start yet anuvver rown ob keemoferrapy – mai forth. So far; tho Ai go a bit floppy fur a cupple ob daze ob eech sykul, Ai has neber been ill an can still werk an plai an has hayr and awl sorts ob stuffs yu donut ekspekt form peeps wif teh pleh canser. So, eben tho Ai mite be a bit (or a lot!) slower tahn larst yeer, Ai shud still finish mai Race!
If yu has ennee pennies to spayr in tehse hard tyms, plees fink abowt sending tehm heer
http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthjames1310/1
Yu can doe nayt in ennee currantsy yu lyk; teh site will majikly tern it to Inglish pownds!
Mai Cheezfrends did mai prowd larst yeer and will agen tihs yeer, Ai’m shor
Menne fanks to yu awl,
*Schmoo*
that iz one of my favorities.
“Bring me a shrubbery”.
Was u seeing dah size of it?? It gonez now??
Cute, but fake. Someone took this poor cat and shoved it into a trashcan “then” placed the lid on it, and took a photo of the cat looking out in terror. Fail.