
10 GENERASHUNS HAS LIVD ON DIS FARM MAH PPLZ SETTLD HERE IN 2009
we iz livin teh amerikan dreem.
Faeborit Coment: “I finso de hoomans shudda fixed teh place up a bit.” – pjperry
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10 GENERASHUNS HAS LIVD ON DIS FARM MAH PPLZ SETTLD HERE IN 2009
we iz livin teh amerikan dreem.
Faeborit Coment: “I finso de hoomans shudda fixed teh place up a bit.” – pjperry
diz bee OWN lan!
*OWR*
doh.
Congrats, jk2k!
fankyew!
We’z fass breedurz!
Yup, genurashun genuraterz.
*adn fass finnrz 2 anni*
Math Fail
I finso de hoomans shudda fixed teh place up a bit.
If yew sai it wit an old laydee voice, iz jus dat mutch moar funneh!
impers.. perimpshi… imprevih…..wow!
Hmmmm……lessee. Kitteh jestayshun peeriod iz free munfs. Dat bee foar litterz innuh yeer.
*Finks sum moar*
*Shaykes hedd*
Kitteh, dat bee maffme…..mapha…..it nawt addz up.
Kitteh lyke maffamantics is detekted.
all i can say is ‘ow ow ow’ x elebentee!
The cats had to come from somewhere. Thus it is possible that the first couple of generations were not born on the farm. Then again 2009 to 2010 = 8 generations. One more for 2011 and the possibility of one being conceived in 2008 makes this way too much thinking for a cat caption
hmmmmmmm…
Elderlee hoomins tend 2 eggzaggerayt, Ai fink elderlee kittehz mite du teh saem! Ai had a fren hoo got a yeer oar 2 awlder ebbri tiem Ai seed hur – an Ai seed hur ebbri 2 weeks!
oh, Anni , yu ekzajeratez a fowsan tiemz a day.
Ai yoosed tu wok elebefirty mylez a day ( won way ) tu skool, in deh rayne, sno, fludds and sleetz! Ai den had tu go homez and do mai homewerk and invent mai own farm ekwipmentz! Ahhhh, deh gud ole days……
Mai grampa usta sai he hadda walk to skool barefut, in teh sno, uphill, boff wais!
you forgot ‘up hill boff ways’
GMTA, gammacat!
tiz a cheez mind meld!
Oar mebbe a cheez mind melt! Mmmmm…cheez melt…..
sure it does…in cat years!
Wees awl da heinz 57!
Iz a byootimuss kitteh!
agreed!
taykez wun tu knoe wun Anni
uslezz informashion warnin!!!!
dere wus lawts mor dam 57 variettis ob Heinz at da tyme, he jus lyke teh numbur 57 mostest!
purrhaps kitteh just lyke teh nummur 10?
butt ( ! ) waht happin twes de otter 56?
ai fink dey gawt lozt in teh gwreet tyme vootex ob lawts in teh bac ob teh cupbord
izzit fried egg day yet?
Still gotta duz Thursdee here, smudgie. It am sad, but troo.
Pee Ess: Replize fur u on lass LOL
Ahhh! Yoo haz de same name as my Kitteh! Or…are you my kitteh? Smudgie? What iz yoo doing out wiffout soopervishun? Olibbur will be berry berry mad!
Meh naym? Bawb. Bawb Ebbins.
Mey naym? McDonald. And I’m old.
Duz u stil hab teh farm?
an what dew yew have on yer farm?
weel himz usta habs sheeps butt(!) wuz a dizastur aftur he hired Bo-peep, sew himz habs noa sheeps animor
McDonald? McDonald is no longer wiff us. Somwun sed he bowght teh farm.
Alpaca
Bovines
Chickens
D…
Dukkz
Elkz
Furrie liddul ratz
Goggies
H…
Deer
Emus
Falcons
Galapagos turtles
H…
Hammies (an plain hams)
Ibissesss
Jacka$$es
K…
Kangaroos
Igauans
Jackels
Llamas
M
Moosies
North Amerikun waturfowl
Ostriches
P…
Moose
urse shark
Octopi
P
*adds an “N” tu gammacat’s “urse shark”*
How dee do, Mr. Ebbins.
Ai iz from teh Inland Revenue Orfice.
Gud, Ai haz no revenuez. U can get meh sum?
No problem. How minny yoo requirez?
Iz teh revinooers!!! Qwick, maw, hide teh still!!!!
enuf tu bai awl teh cheezpeeps the baykun cheezburgur wif eggsta cheez!!
Iz amerikan dreem. But iz it a teeahje dreem tu.
We gawt rite daown tu it!
iz bootiful kitteh, tat iz wat maturz. datz getz confuzed ait timz, dat nut watz importantz. bootiful kittehs, dems importantz.
….adn bootiful kittehs is awlwais rite!
adn bootiful kittehs doan spoyul a gud storee wif stuf liek teh fakts!
adn ennywayz, mai mumma-cat alwaiz sed tu mee ‘ai haz toald yu a gazillion tiems, doan eggs aggurate!!’
(Mebbe refers tew 9 lives ub a kitteh?) Ennyway;
Ducks
Egrets
Frogs
G
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Hairy dogs
Impalas
June Bugs
Wee’z liek rabbits
!!
ai aint eber herd a wabbit weez befoar – maek dat ‘weez’ az in breev wiffa weez nawt weez az in ….!
Yoo carnut pees awl teh peeplol, Ms Kapow !!
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* Doan yoo lyke rabbitz
Ohai PB! awl dis tawk ov pees n weez iz nawt gud fer mai ol littlol ol laydee kitteh’s um … er ‘tank capacity’!!!
ai lubs wabbitz – Bugs, Easter, Lil Peta, Floppsy …. prolly jus nawt teh Souf Sidknee Rabbitohs sew mutch!!
Does no one else find this not at all cute or funny? Why have those hypothetical cats not been fixed? Millions of cats die each year in shelters because there’s not enough room for them. More die from starvation, getting hit by cars, predators, etc…
Thank you! I was trying to sift through all the nonsense here to see if anyone else felt the same as I did when they saw this. Apparently we are the minority. I don’t find this funny at all. Glad to see someone else gets it.
But…do you see the problem comes in as soon as you say “hypothetical cats”? I mean, you’re butthurt about things that don’t even really exist in the context you’re speaking about them.
Rosie,
This problem DOES really exist, and joking about it makes people think that the issue isn’t as important. People who visit this site love cats, and we’re the ones who have the ability to DO SOMETHING GOOD for them. If we don’t step up and take care of them, how can we expect the people who don’t spend their time looking at cute pictures of them to think twice about the issue? This situation may be hypothetical, but I assure you that there are thousands of very real situations just like it right now.
hmm…dassa hole lawtta jenurayting gowin on.
lol lolz
Oh, yeah, generations upon generations of unspayed and unneutered cats who live their lives starving, producing babies to be preyed upon my wild animals, and probably die of FeLuk like 90% of the feral cat population around here. Funny as hell. Let’s all yuk it up.
wow just wow