
My Name is Inigo Montoya
Faeborit Coment: “Hims moostash am perfektly symmet… simetra… eben awn bofe sydes.” – saaski
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My Name is Inigo Montoya
Faeborit Coment: “Hims moostash am perfektly symmet… simetra… eben awn bofe sydes.” – saaski
Picture by: Unknown
Aw c’mawn kitteh! U aer 2 kyoot fur dat!
congarats anni! taht bee an awsum ‘stash kitteh haz dere!
Him iz a berree hansum kitteh!
Lemmee see ur hand….nope nawt six fingurs….nebermynd!
Ai no has 6 fingres! Spayre me!
Ai jsut LURV an kitteh wif an moo stash … *sighses adn batbatbats eieelaschus*
he has a dashing tude
cool dude
now go gets me sum fud
Sai “Pleeze” … doan’t bih rood
Stawp rhyming! Ai meen it!
*develops a sudden craving for peanuts*
*or some peanut-based food*
Hims moostash am perfektly symmet… simetra… eben awn bofe sydes.
Erm…..hu iz Inigo Montoya?
*Ai had 2 goe 2 Googlol* – him iz a karaktur in Prinses Bryde
in teh moovie Princess Bride Inigo Montoya iz a karakter (wonderfullee playd by Mandy Patinkin) whoo haz spent most uv hiz lyfe searchin fer the six fingured man whoo killd hiz father.
Hee keeps sayin ‘Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!’
Oh fankees! Dat iz wun ob doze moobies wut ai nebber scene. Again,
. Eeben doh ai iz uh lubber ob myoosicklols, sumhao dat wun nebber enterd mai VCR oar DVD playerz.
O ai jus lurve taht moovie!
Wel, ai wuddnt cawl it a myoosicklol, iz a romanse, comedee, advenchure fantasee moovie….tho it duz haz an awsum theme song Storybook Love what was written by Willy DeVille an sung by Mark Knoffler (wif sumwat diffrunt lyriks) in teh moovie…
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apq7z7dkCU0&w=480&h=390
*Knopfler* sorree Mark!
Annit has fencing, fiting, chases, exskapes, troo lub, meerakuls. *swoons*
Adn MAWWADJE!
Awwwww….*snifful* *snufflol* ai got sumfin in mai eye…
That blessed awwangement. That DWEAM within a DWEAM!!!
Nawt to furget teh ROUSes!
I dun bleev dey existz.
i ohai lee rekkomend seeyin it.
Me tu! Ober adn ober adn ober…
You haz tu watch seberal times to get da lines you missed when you laffed so much. Wunnerful mobie.
GMTA, BF! Hao yu bee? *headbonk*
good fankees! *hedbonk*
Mandy Patinkin played him in one of the BEST MOVIES EVER, The Princess Bride. In the movie, his father, a talented sword maker, was killed by a six fingered man (one of the bad princes guys) because the man did not want to pay for the sword. So he said he studied sword fighting and said that when he found the six fingered man he would say:
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
*sigh* Ebrybudy keeps sain ‘in teh moobie’ butt nubudy menshon teh buk! In teh buk he iz nawt oly a awsum swerd mastor he happenz too b teh oly libing wizerd alibe! (wich iz better tahn a mastor).
Ohai Farkas! Ai neber red teh buuk! Ai alwaiz thot the buuk cayme frum teh moobie.
Ai mite jus have tu fynd dat buuk nao…
Ai readed teh book affer teh movie an don’t amember him as a wizard. Ai gess it’s cuz Ai readed teh book once an sawed teh movie elebenteen tymes.
Iz reedin teh buk fer mah buk club and he iz difinably a wizerd. Ah likz dem boff very much!
Yoo difnably shud! Teh buk iz just as fabulus as teh moobie! Butt yoo gottsa reed teh abridged vershon cuz teh reel fing iz too long!
I thought that the book was written after the movie…
I LOVE this movie so much! It was what my husband and I saw on our first date, we danced to Story Book Love as our first dance at our wedding, and we named our beautiful puppies Fezzik and Buttercup!!! Yay Princess Bride!
Wuz teh furst moovie mah huzbing and I saw together too! What a perfect movie for a furst dayte! Congrats to yoo and yor huzbing! Storybook Love makes me cry every time . . . But it’s a happy cry . . .
The book is hilarious! I like movie Westley better, though. Book Westley is kind of a jerk.
Got milk?
u seems a deesent fello he haits to kills u.
u seems a deesnt fello, I haits to dye.
Handsumm Bukkaneer
Tukkseedo Kitteh getz wut
himz wawntz wiff a smyle!
Handsumm Bukkaneer
Tukkseedo Kitteh habz a
snowee wyte Musstash!!
Handsumm Bukkaneer
Tukkseedo Kitteh cawntrolz
wiff a Vellvet Paw!!!
Jack.
Butt(!), der is sumfink yu shud kno…he is nawt left-pawed!
dere is sumpin’ u shud kno…. i no is lef-pawed eithur!
U seem a desint fellow…ai hait tew kill u
U seem a desint fellow. I hayt to dye . . .
I gibz u mai werd as Spani… Spane…. as kitteh frum Spain.
Kittehs in pain?! Oh noes!
No, Spain! Teh kittehs in Spain stai manelee in teh playne!
Bedder stay in teh playne, nawt awn teh wing.
Yay! From Princess Bride, wun of teh best moovies of awl time, which features this awesome swordplay between Inigo and the Dread Pirate Roberts:
dis kitteh hab da sof… soph… class!
Is a reverse kitler!
Donde esta dat damm princess?
Inconceivable!
Second time I use that comment!
What does it mean, anyway?
I do not think it means what you think it means
Stop sayeeng dat!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to C_T, Lindykat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif dark choklit icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif paddlolball games that lite up wen yoo paddlol, wind-up racing zombie akshun figyurs, kandee, an brite-colured fishy stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
*offers nice MLT*s for all teh birfday peeps and guests*
*Mutton, lettus and tomato sammiches, wif nice, lean mutton and perky tomatoes.
Ai got yer perky tomatoes rite heer!
Oh, wayte…moar liek droopee egglpantz…:oops:
U’re not getting any beads for those.
Not even these?!
http://www.fireflyexoticwear.com/images/12804955561911637235015.jpeg
But… but… if u wear that, u will get moar of those, which will lead to moar and moar beads. Ur neck will snap from teh wait of it. U’ll be sorry then.
well, yoo noes, we mus eet our bejetables to be helfy…
Yah, butt(!) ai dropped dem unner teh dinnur tablol…
oh noes! fink ub teh egglpantz!
NOM! Fankies Burfdai Fairy and LCB for teh good wishes an noms!
I tink dis kitteh maek a wunnerful Dwead Piwate Woberts.
Yew killz me wif eth kyoot!
*fallz dawn ded*
*tonge hanz awt*
Nuuurrrsikat is only mostly ded.
*maykes magickal jaw-braker size pill*
*coates pill wif chockolate*
*drops pill in Nuuurrrsikat’s mouf*
*puts fire-puffin-fing in Nuuurrrsikat’s mouf*
*squeezes belloos a few tymes*
Bai, bai! Haf fun stormin teh casslol!
Rolling on the floor giggling my butt off!
I haz b seein ta prinzesi bwide. Iz LOL.
Fezzik is mah fayborit carakter! INKONSEEVABUL!!
Yoo forgotz “yoo kild mai fathr”! Ai haz 7 not 6 fingrz! haha jk only 5.
onleez if u makez me mostly ded kitteh
They could’ve at least got the quote right!! >:(
My cat looks excatly like that. o_0 Excatly. The moustache, the black spot on the cheek. Only difference is the small line of hair going from the tip of the moustache and up past the eye. On her, it’s on the right side.
He’s the Don Juan of kittehs
There should be a “You killed my father” in there somewhere.