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pay yu dubble!
pay yu dubble if yu wurk fast an gets rid of the wun coming up jus nao!
adn ai’ll froe in mai ol sokk collekshun – dat shud be enuff!!
conga-6-dayz-a-weak-layshuns carosue fer nawt sekund!!
fancee a relaksin soke in teh hawt tub tu warsh moandai’s away!?
Du yu fink it will wurk?
kalgon tak mee awai!!!
***Frows in some catnipz to seal the deel.***
*teh ruum starts spinnin rown n rown*
*faynts*
*waeks up, hazza skritj, luuks roand, wunders wot dai iz it?!*
um, ifn we jus gawt rid ov Moandaiz n it aer awlreddy Moandai heer in Oz – wot dai izit naow – kin ai hazza nuvver Sunnydai plzthnxbai!!
Letz juss cawl it Choozday Eve, Ms Kitty-Puss !!
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* Ai wish it wuz a No-Wind day butt(!) it’z bloeng frum da norf
Deh Norf Wind can definetly be deh PLEH dis tyme of yeer. Makes fings cawld!
Ohai nk
!! * Offurz blak floofy paw tu shaik *
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In Melburn, it bringz teh heet frum teh norf !! * frum MsKPM
Nd it maiks mai bicyclol rieding tuff goeng !!
*shakes floofee blak paw* ohai poussinboi! You is a downunder cheezpeep den? But deh hedwind on deh bicyclol is definetly deh pleh! Izzit a strong wind? Mebbe you can be gettin a beeg kyte and usin it to be pullin u along?
Hee, hee !! No prollems goeng souf, nk !! It’z 50 km/h tudai !!
!! * Kite wud bi ufny 
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Maiks hard werk komming hoam
Kites is deh awsum! I has free or for, nawt beeg ones, but sum dat I flies when deh wind is up and is nyce owtside.
Taht sownz liek ufn
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Ime bak nao nd it wuz nawt tuu bad !! Tehn teh wind drawpt az teh sun set !!
*terns fan orf sew PB kin pedul on hims bai sikkul wifowt flyin akros tu Taz Mania!*
dis Moandai aint sew bad coz ai aer orf fer a massij on mai sholder – yah fer mee!!
Nawt a tattoo
?? !!
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* tanks fur terning awf teh fans
ai prefur mai tats tu coem wif bubblol gum n warsh orf at mai nekst Caturdai niet barf tiem!!
glad yu hadda gud ried/fliet!!
or tuesdai or wednesday..anidai eggecpt caturdai!
rite. Gotta keep Caturday. FriedEgg, tu.
congas tu yu tuu nuuurrrsikat fer habing a tai wif carosue – tehre’s plentee ov ruum in teh hawt tub fer eberywuns – nd sum shampers n nibbuleez tuu!!
Fankie mkkppm! nom nom nom….aaaaaahhhhhh!
*takez deh muneez and runz*
speekinz bout caturdai….
issnt tere a sawng bout caturdai???
*yowlz* Caturdai, Caturdai….
Caturdai nite all rite…..
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Caturdau nite adn I ain’t got nobuddy
I got sum munneez cuz I just got paid
How I wish I had sumwun tu talk tu
I’m in an aweful way.
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oh, dat nawt deh wun u ment?
Ai will chipz in foar dat. Ai duzzint wantz to go to wurk tomorrow.
mee neether! But(!) ICU iz full ob pashunts…..so hi ho hi ho off tew werk I go!
bai bai nerse nuuurrrsikat – ai hoeps awl yur pay shunts aer otay tudai!! xoxo
Getz rid ov Monday and wez gonna makit raaaaain.
*Snerks* I don’t fink dat werks fer calicos. Onlee striyppers.
NB? Wait, wat’d I say?
Ai too will chip in foar dat! Ai really, really, really nawt wantz tu go tu werk tomorrow, neither.
*rites CB’s boss a noet*
‘pleez tu ‘skuze CB frum werkin tudai coz ob a ruly bad (oar gud!) caes ov LOLitis – iz bery contig … contaj… catjabul. kthnxbai, Dr K. Meow, PhD in Moandai siknuss’
Oooo…fankes for teh note, Dr K. Meow – *cough cough* Dis LOLitis am dredful…
Oh, CB! Ai grajumicated frum “healf infummayshun tekknollojy” skool! Ai noze just wut teh eggskyoose shud be lookin lyke, an how to be copying doc logos frum websites…ai kin fix yoo ryte up!
…oops…did ai say taht owt lowd?
I gotz Moandai Siknuss and can’t take no moar Moandais. We skips to Twoo’sday? Aifinkso.
Ai won’t tells if yoo donts!
*eggsajerated coughing & sneezing*
Say wut owt lowd? *coughs pathetically from severe LOLitis*
Wuz a cardiologist, silly. Yoo am habbink teh chest paynes, ryte? Ryte?
i kin donayt fur teh cawze tu!
What a pretty kitteh!
*grama putz awn burgle maks* YOINK! pritty kitteh iz GAWN! *lebez munniez wair it iz*
If u takez deh kitteh, u gonna need deh munneez!
$ fur kibblee fudz
$$ fur gushee fudz
$$$$$$$$$$ fur vet
I will akshully taek deh Mundaze. Or at least, deh one we gots tomorrow. Is supozed to be ok wether. Iz Twosdae and Wednesday that’s suppozed to be pleh.
thats how i feelz all the timez, i pitch in kitty
…snerk…ai sees a budding bizzyness heer, but will be gud, ai promise. Oh, CC, iz SoSoSo hard tew be gud!
*finks ub karmic bank…finks ub “wut comes arownd goze arownd,” finks ub karmic bank, and goodness, and…and…AND!…teh penalteez fur for-jury…and…finks ub…*
um, wut wuz ai finkin ub?
Ai shal gib shtart charitee 2 end mundays foreber. All proceeds go 2 pudding n nd 2 munday. Ill write yoo down fur 200 cheezburgers
Ai bid 10 internetz fur dis augshun! Ai hoaps Ai winz!
**YOINKS caliko an munnies**
**runz wifakwikness**
Oh, an I nawt has to werk 2morro!
Nawt get paided, eevur, tho.
Can wii say “furr-low”? I finkso wii can.
Oh, rhsb, am yoo a gubmint werker?
Yep, foar teh stayt of Confyooshun.
I meen, teh stayt of Ken-tukee.
OH! yoo am habbing Teh Grate Smokie Mowntins? Ai haz always wanted tew be seeing!
Nope, dat’s Tennessee, dey be Souf of us.
Teh Smokee Mowntins iz purty, tho. I haz been dere a few tiems.
Guess ai could google-image and pretend.
Bein in teh Smokee Mowntins durin an icee storm? Nawt so grate, akshulee.
Been in Missouri during many an icee storm, iz why ai live in teh Pacific Northwets now!
Snow, over 3 inches, donut lyke! Icee storms, leabing 4 inches ub icees in teh streets, donut lyke!
Rain, 8 months outa teh yeer? Meh! Otay, can live heer!
Dis Wintur haz been teh ubur-pleh!
I wanna moov sumware dat Wintur nawt egg-zist.
Come awn owt tew teh Pacific Norfwets! Iz moastly rain heer, nawt so much snow, sept ebbery few yeers.
Izn’t Daniel Boone frum there? We haz awl kindsa stuffs naymed after teh Boones here!
Yah, him playd a part in teh histree of KY.
Hmmm… bin lukkin at teh Smokies, looks a lot like Southern Missouri; ai did a lot of camping and back-packing there. Is beautiful.
With that, we can at least get some cheezburgers.
to the person that posted this, you need a wife? lol I am single, ready to mingle, I am smart-i love sex…and I hold it true that relationships are build on trust! lol
if you are a woman…please disregard the above and take me on a shopping spree! I wont waste more than 500 of your dollars!
It’s nice to know drug dealers like cats, too.
Was thinking that too..Either that or his human had a life insurance policy and kitty was the beneficiary..accidents happen you know..
Kalculatz bujit fer awl teh Mondaes in teh yeer
sebentin dollars