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VIDEO: Kitteh vs. Toilet Paper

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  1. Origaarmi kitteh stieks agin!! Mwahhaaaa!!

    • TehMoo says:

      Gratz-a-bration awn ur nawt-sekkont, Miss KKPPM! Dis a tawl kitteh too, aifinkso, cuz hims hed is eekwal en hite tu da terlit rowl.

    • DarkSirocco says:

      *heddesk* aifink ai nedes tu reed otter kommints b4 maekin fuul ob maiseff. oops..tuu l8.. O.o
      ohai MsKapow an conga ratz awn yooz nawt-sekkund! *throz toylitpaypurr cormfettee an awfurz sordid nommee noms an bebrijjiz* hao am u tudae/nyt?

      • Mwahhahahahah rite bak atchu Siro!! dats otay, kittehs iz alwayz sayin dat!! n noaw eben Sheldon on Big Bang Feery sez it tuu!!

        ai iz jus sew gud tudai (1.40pm) fankees Siro – izza nice kewel dai, littlol drizzly ADN we jus had finch n chimps fer luntch – ai kin feeel mai koe lester oll lebels rising!!
        Ohhhh – how didju noe dat ai wud bea wantin sum yummy sweet noms arfta mai greece fiks!!? nomnomnom!! xox

  2. AM says:

    hello cheezfrens! It iz gud to bee heer

  3. neonkitty says:

    Congragumulashuns on deh nawt sekkund Ms Kapow! If you lieks, I haz cormbred still warm frum deh uvvin. Is gud wif pankake syrup, I finkso.

    • *rings up teh finch n chimp shawp agin*
      ‘cancul dat oarder pleez! ai gots me sumfink mutch nicerer tu eets frum mai fren neonkitty!!! kthnxbai!*

      *drools*
      fankees neonkitty! dat sownds jus dee lishus!! :)

      • neonkitty says:

        why fankees Ms Kapow. :D I tries to be a gud cuk; I lubs my uvvin. *cuts nice beeeg piece of cormbred* duz yoo liek bluberry or strawberry or mapul or butter syrup?

        • tiny tuffy ten bears says:

          Ohai, neonkitty! *extends floofy frenshiply paw and plate wif otter paw* Aiz berry happy to meetchu! I lubz da cormbredz! *hyoog sad eyes wif a hopeful* I lubz it wif budder nd syrup, plz.

        • wot du yu meen?! duz ai liek blueberry oar strawbarry or mapul or butter surrup – ai gots tu maek a choyce?! :shock:

          Umm, ai wuz kinda hoepin tu haz teh lawt on mai cormbred!! – ai wud haet tu pik wun n nawt teh uvvers, tehy mite git upset oar sumfink!!
          :lol: ai lubs yur cuuking!!

  4. Emerald63 says:

    Man… kitteh haz a mad! I almost wish mine would do it this way. But nooo…. he doesn’t rip up the TP, just unrolls it… ALL of it. Of course after it’s been on the floor none of us want to use it. :O We haven’t been able to keep the roll on the spindle for ages now. Sigh…

    • keshet says:

      i hadda kitteh hoo leikt tu du dis tu.

      • luluzmom says:

        My Mickey cat likes to stand on the toilet lid and unroll the whooooole roll if I put it on so it rolls over. When I put the roll on so it goes under, he just spins away but it doesn’t unroll! Same with paper towels.

        • tiny tuffy ten bears says:

          Ohai, luluzmom! We hasta duz that too! Sum timez ower hooman haz brane fadez butt(!) we tries to switch ober and under ebbery time to keep Riley confoozled!

    • Humans Are Fail says:

      Why, is your floor dirty? No reason it can’t be used. And no reason kitty should be allowed to waste it. Also, they make these things called doors and if you close them, it keeps people & pets out of places they shouldn’t be. Just sayin’…

      • Suzi says:

        @ Humans Are Fail…

        thanks for living up to your screen name. That was a rude comment. Even the cleanest floor has bacteria that should not come into contact with personal places. Staph, especially thrives in the damp, moist air and services of the bathroom. Oh, and alot of people put the litter box IN the bathroom so your ‘doors’ snipe was just that…a snipe, and a not very intelligent. Just sayin’.

        • Humans Are Fail says:

          You’re human too, so…pot, kettle.

          That’s what’s wrong with people – they freak out over the tiniest bit of dirt… OMG the toilet paper touched the floor, NOES, it’s filthy & ruined & germy now! 5-second rule, seriously. You can’t really do it with food, but I think toilet paper is okay. Whatever’s in your bathroom isn’t going to hurt you, unless you live in complete squalor and have crud growing out of the crevices, etc.

          And, if the *only* place you have in your house to put the litter box is in the bathroom, fine. But it wasn’t specified that that’s the case. There are other places the box can be placed and doors do keep pets out of where they shouldn’t be.

  5. Jim McWhorter says:

    Doz thes convin yu tat Is DON’T likes 1-ply?!

  6. evakitteh says:

    aw, kitteh lewks sew angree! mebbe der wuz sum sekrit katnipz behin da roll?

  7. KickahaOta says:

    Kitteh has a gift:
    free confetti. Fun for you!
    No, no need for thanks.

  8. storm3851 says:

    Dis kitteh on a roll.

  9. keshet says:

    i fixt it fur yoo! now is awl floofy!
    *hassa prowd*

  10. Jack Deth says:

    Lawwng Sawfft Stuffz amz T3h
    Kitteh’z Nemmeesiss just by
    hangeengz wiffinz reetch!

    Lawwng Sawfft Stuffz jusst keeps
    un-rolleengz 4 owrrz untillz
    it un-rollz no moar!!

    Lawnng Sawfft Stuffz amz wun
    feeng Kittehz lubz 2 playz wiff.
    Uddurr amz CatzNip!!! :-)

    Jack.

  11. CB says:

    (‘scuse me, frends – aiz trying to get bloo.)

    We nao return tu owr reglarly schedooled sillyness…

  12. tiny tuffy ten bears says:

    *stands on keeboord to blok screen wifakwikness* Ower Riley duzunt needs tu lern ne gnu trix wif da tp!

  13. carotte says:

    oh . itz tru ..jus mi 2 . . ・。♪

  14. One Skunk Todd says:

    Kittteh wins! Fatoiletry!

  15. catspryt says:

    looks like hip cool wall art to me. FUN shui! or is it fang shui? ;)

    • Dina says:

      my cat CC does this all the time.. can’t remember last time had a roll of TP not ripped up.

      ALSO.. where did all you guys get the kewl icons.. and how can I get one ???

  16. Suzi says:

    I love the, ‘oh, were you watching that?’ look at the camera. lol!!

  17. Lupinssupins says:

    Y, o Y, duz dis kitteh’s hooman incur-ridgeify’ dis b hay vyore?! Nao, kiki finks dis iz wot hyew-minz wonts himz 2 dew alla thyme — “Wait, whot? Wyatt me you am mad? eye haz a corn-fuzzled. –Lass tie mew fot waz a high-lariot, heliumerous, um, bery funny & enter-tainimuss. May cups youz minedz, wai don chew?”
    Oy vay! Aiz ‘fish olay turnt into mai mum– Hur allus hayted commie ur-shalls ware kidlets maid a e NORM!us mess, liek cray-owning da wite wallz oar spillifyin grayp jamz onna floar. Den da TV mama jes grinz n laffs liek sheez on hevvy meds, an giddily cleans id all up wif Bownty or whateffer madge-ick(!) [yoar so king innit;-] kleenish praw-duct. Mai mum den wood say, “why dey duz dat? nao advert actor-kidlets will be confucioused when day make mess at hoam an dare reel mawmz will not have same praw-ductz– or same happi-pills.” [me, I knot care about stayj-moms; I jes not wanted MY kidlets 2 see doze adverts!] Thoz ads nawt make me want dare prawducts, ravver, dey makes me want whatever nip tellymom haz gotten into.

  18. me says:

    That cat was raised by a pack of gerbils.

  19. i_love_katersoneseven says:

    hahah. its so fluffy

  20. Bartsmom says:

    I faught teh kat
    and teh kat wun!

  21. Daphne Moss says:

    Berry, berry bad kitteh! Must cuddly you now until you reform….

  22. Catmom in DC says:

    Kitteh-proof remedy is to keep a shower cap over the TP.

    • Suzi says:

      @Catmom in DC…

      Covering the TP w/ a showercap in my house would just give the kitten a new play thing! Luckily, we’ve never had a kitty who liked to do that to TP…but the other day I heard a rattly/plastic sound, and yeah, you guessed it…the new kitty in the house had found a shower cap and was trying to get inside it! *we use them to cover the wigs on the wig heads my kids use for theater and cosplay*. heh.


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