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maibe I will hab tee…
Good choice. Teapot is too steep for bebbeh kitteh to get into.
(this doesn’t look good for kitteh) Maybe we will have tee! I said ‘we’! Not just you! Uh oh.. :-S
Kitteh wantz teh milk.
Fur kwalitee kuntrol purrrpusses, uv coarse…
*is steamed*
Dats groundz fur eh sute
*perks up*
*putz a sawcer unnaneef lcb tu catch woteber it aer her ‘perks up’!*
Glad tu see yur nawt down in teh kupz!
dees are sum verree esspresso-ive puns!
We’ve bean practicing!
Iz eh deepartuyr frum teh regulah grind
And is a latte funs!
Iz awlwais eh grande e-vente
And always some trubble brewing.
We donut let it botha us dough!
Nuffin tepid goin awn heer!
Oar mebbee aie shud bee Cuppa?
Ohai, ebbeewunz:
Bebbeh Tukkz Kitteh
luukz 4 Musstash Cupz ‘cuz itz
Wyde andz moar Shallowz!
Musstash Cupz bettah
4 Bebbeh Kittehz ‘cuz day
keepz dem well growndedz!!
Bebbeh Tukkz Kitteh
can curlz up in Musstash Cup.
Cawffe Cup’z 2 tawll!!!
Jack.
I luv his liddol sleeves an teh paw on teh edge of teh kup an the expresshun on teh fase. Sigh. Kute oberlord, isn’t he?
agreyd daht kitteh iz ful ov cooytness iznt he??
Squee! cute kitteh toes…
Can I gets a cup full of cute
at mah local starbucks?
If it’s like my local one, teh machine will be down but they will give u a cuppa not-hideous for half price.
ssquuueee! esspresso and cawfee! mai faborite fings!
sigh! total brain freeze. that was supposed to be ‘esspresso and kittehs’!
*dashes in*
Ohai littlol barrista kitteh!!
ai iz in a big hurry – ai hazza um bery important um fing tu to tu!
kin ai haz yu az a taek-awai kthxplz?!
*yoinks littlol b.k. adn dashes owt agin!*
*chayses*
nooo! dinna tayke teh kyoot kitteh!
*sneeks bak in wiffa sorree lukk on mai fayce*
*putz littlol barrista kitteh bak on teh cownter*
*shuffols paws on teh floar*
Soo sorree gammacat, ai wuz obercoem bai teh cyootishnis ov teh kitteh n ai aint had mai cawfee dis moanin!
*heds tu teh kitjin tu du teh dishus as pun ish mint fer kitteh-nappin!*
dont go! ai was just teezing! (i’ve yoinked a few kittehs in mai tyme)
*hands Ms Kitty-kitty Puss-puss Meow teh kitteh for snorgling*
awww shukks gammacat, fankees fer dat – ai cudnt git bak on teh pooter coz a sir tin sumwun wanted tu luuk at stoopy cars on teh net! harrumph!
*snorgols littlol kitteh, sippy sip sips sum hawt cawfee*
ahhh, ai haz a big happy noaw!!
SPLORT!
*Grabs the portabul CCC*
yells WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO
*arrives at splort site*
* skoopeez berry carefully up the braynes!*
*rinseez very carefully wif (steralyzed) rainwater*
*patty pats the braynes back into the brayn place*
*carefully replaces the brayne boanes back ober the braynium*
*taypee taypes the brayn boans back into place wif the Hello Kitty dukky taype*
*applize CHRG (wdoi, ub fishees) ans sekyures wif moar dukky taype*
*escorts catena to the splort recubbery lounj*
* Wraps catena inna freshly laundered floofy cheezpeeps map blankee and deposits into giant, oversized lounj chair*
Here is a cup of hawt chawklit Wif wippy creem and a drizzle ub caramel sauce, an a choklit possum, an the instructions fur filing yur tax wiffa 1099…
Now, please to be calm, breeve, breeve…visualize whirrled peas, you are safe now…awl safe and comfy, just breeve…
Othnx, sunny!
Soe glad sumbudee ddi teh laundree!
Whoa, three splort repairs in fore minnits, Wazza rekkerd?
Glad yoo am Otay!
One cup of kewt, plz k thx!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
*Grabs the portabul CCC*
yells WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO
*arrives at splort site*
* skoopeez berry carefully up the braynes!*
*rinseez very carefully wif (steralyzed) rainwater*
*patty pats the braynes back into the brayn place*
*carefully replaces the brayne boanes back ober the braynium*
*taypee taypes the brayn boans back into place wif the Hello Kitty dukky taype*
*applize CHRG (wdoi, ub fishees) ans sekyures wif moar dukky taype*
*escorts D-R to the splort recubbery lounj*
* Wraps D-R inna freshly laundered floofy cheezpeeps map blankee and deposits into giant, oversized lounj chair*
Here is a cup of hawt chawklit Wif wippy creem and a drizzle ub caramel sauce, an a choklit possum, an the instructions fur filing yur tax wiffa 1099…
Now, please to be calm, breeve, breeve…visualize whirrled peas, you are safe now…awl safe and comfy, just breeve…
Thank u very much, sunnyhuckle
SPLORT LEBBUL ELEBBENTY!
Pleez tew garb yur protekktib grab….or…or…or! sumfing!
Protekt yurselbs!
double shot uv SPLORT wiv extra cream
*Grabs the portabul CCC*
yells WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO
*arrives at splort site*
* skoopeez berry carefully up the braynes!*
*rinseez very carefully wif (steralyzed) rainwater*
*patty pats the braynes back into the brayn place*
*carefully replaces the brayne boanes back ober the braynium*
*taypee taypes the brayn boans back into place wif the Hello Kitty dukky taype*
*applize CHRG (wdoi, ub fishees) ans sekyures wif moar dukky taype*
*escorts GCHLoki to the splort recubbery lounj*
* Wraps GCHLoki inna freshly laundered floofy cheezpeeps map blankee and deposits into giant, oversized lounj chair*
Here is a cup of hawt chawklit Wif wippy creem and a drizzle ub caramel sauce, an a choklit possum, an the instructions fur filing yur tax wiffa 1099…
Now, please to be calm, breeve, breeve…visualize whirrled peas, you are safe now…awl safe and comfy, just breeve…
awwww…. fanx mucheez
Welcome! One look at taht kitteh, ai gnu tew being prepared!
Ohai, we haznawt met?
*eggstends teh floofy-paw ub friendingness*
ai am sunnyhuckle, or, sunny, az my frenz cawlz me. Nice tew meetcha!
ohai Sunny! *shakes floofy-paw ub frendingness wiv much enfu…enfooz…happiness* Vry nice 2 meetchew!
I’z GCHLoki, or just Loki, as mai friendz call me. I’z been on ICHC fur a long time, but nawt post in comments much, coz I has hard times wiv loading teh FP on mai interwebs. *pout*
Splort reskyooers!!!!
Pleez tew be halping!!!!!
*stiks nose firmly into deh ingredients list of corn flakes cereal in order to be protekted from deh kyoot* Ow! dat kinda hurted! stoopy cormflakes…
fankees fur nawt splorting, nk, ai am a liddul tyred.
*shakies cormflakes offa hed* ur welkome, sunny. I always haz some boring lityrature neerby in case of an occurance of seerious kyoot. Liek dis wun. Ingredeents list, ownerz manyols of owld compyouters, Leevs of Gras…
,,,Anshyunt tegsts
Big books in Rushyun
Calibrayshun fur teh brakes ub truck
Do nawt disturb, Unless! signs
E…
Ennefing wif Math
Fansee elektronik instruction fings
garbloled notes from sekkund grade
hard to reed fonts
Instructions fur toofpicks
Juvenile Jokes
Koala Musings frum teh tree
Linguistic anomalies
M…
Manyoolz for deh uvvin/stove
Noozpaypurs in Greek
Operatun instruckshuns fer deh refrigerator…
P…
Pagination instructions fur pages
Quintessential lurnings
Ravings ub mad-persons
Sensayshunal stories
T…
Tips fur maekin wheet-graz joos
Un-nown wurk bai Ann nonemus
Vareeus lekshurz awn kwantum fizziks
W…
Werks inna language I duzzent unnerstand
Xmas lists from yeers an yeers ago
Yello Legal pad prices
Zeebra migrashun rowts
Teh syde of the seerel bawks
Unnerside of kitchun tayble (nuffin to reed, but can be pleh to look at!)
V…
REPEET: SPLORT LEBENTY-ELEBBEN!
Pleez to don protektib geer!
Tihs kitteh am KYOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!
Mint:
SPLORT LEBBUL ELEBENTY-ELEBBEN…
teh kitteh haz varry shiyne eyyes! nd fayce expreshun iz awsum kyoot! nd awlmost haz itteh bitteh fyngers! ultement kyot!
*puts awn splort protecshun* ai haz nevur uysed dis beyfor ai hoeps eet wurks!
My quewt runneth obber!
I shall WANT!
Oh, wait. I wanna change that to:
I shall not DO NOT WANT!
Everyone, plz to mark ur copies accordingly. kthxbai
Donut blame yoo, am Kyoot!
…Liddul skinny kitteh, wif big hed, oh, am Kyoot!
Too ob mine faborite fings. Cyoot bebbeh kittehs an cawfee. Aifinkso it wuz gunna bee splort worvy so I wearded protektib gogglols wif extree ducky tape
Oh deer Oh deer! Wut a kyootie!!
WANT!
*Dons protectib geer, holds breff*
Hang on, sweets, yoo can do it!
Ooo, kwik! I hazza borin engreedints list! Durm wheet semolina, ferrus sulfate, niacin, riboflavurs, thighs a meen, mononononitrates..
Fankes, NK – just teh ticket!
set mee up, baristakeyp!
Ai needz tu snorglol dat littlol bellie! NOW!!!
Oh, fank CC, ai gotz teh small print on teh pre-askrewed credit card offer.
*reedz intently*
I doesn’t dwink de coffees. Now, I has a bwain splort.
Pleese tu make teh Ride start, k?
*kitteh waitz tu twirl & spin in teh cup*
@@@@@
Congarats, Cinna-Crumbs awn yoor frunt payg
!! * dans dans *
*
* PB lieks himz cawfee eben moar nao
Fanksyoo, fanksyoo, PB! I wuz reedin teh puns waaaaaay upp-fred adn startid tu worree dat I’d creaytid a monstrous-o’-tea!!!
Az a furr in lang wedge teechur, ai am a beeeg fan of total immersion method, aifinkso. An whot a purr-fect liddul wayter at dis establishhus, aytableas… bees-trow. “Un calf hay cremm, seal voo play! An gib me sum shugah wif it, Shugah. Tray veet, petite!”