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I figgered ur taxes. Ur in luck… head splorts iz medical deductshun.
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U has so menny dat it saybd u elebenty tuu munneez!
U wanna sayb eben moar? *luuks kyoot wiff big sad iyez*
*ker-thunk!* Heehee, wurks ebry tyme *struts awf wifasatisfakshun*
‘Oooohhh, dat mutch munnies!!??? Dat’s grate nues littlol a count ant kitteh – noaw how mutch iz yur bil fer figg a ring dat awl owt?!’
*tap tap tap*
‘Dat wil be …… elebenty seben munneez – pleez tu nawt pae wif ol milk bottul tawps dis teim eever kthxbai!!’
Congataxesratz AngelPlume on ur nawt sekkind. Wif teh munnie we savz we can buyz plentie of Fancee Feast
Fankeez, shadowcat! Yay, fansee feest!
Hydey Ho AP!1 conga-de duk shuns on yur tawp spawt tudai!!
caer fer sum taks-free noms?! ai gots cuppee caeks, chokklit mushymalloe pie n a pot ov Joe!!
Fankeez mz meow!
Lessee, ai will has a cuppy-kayk, adn a pees ob pi, adn sum milks plz!
Pleesha treesha!!
Kitteh better have set aside a lot of moneys for CHRGwdoi and HGGs
Not to mention ducky tape
I think I feel a splosion comin on
o.O !!
Dats otay D-R coz dey awl bea de duk ta buls tuu!!
*gibs D-R a ol’ shue boks fer awl teh ree seats – woops! taeks kitteh owt ov boks, den gibs it tu D-R!!*
Kthx!!
Oohhhhh…kwik, must fink of sumfin boring! Bebbeh kitteh is soo kyoot! Infomercials, algebra tests…
*runs up teh fred (sorrree fred!) tu distraktify D-R n neonkitty wif a sad sad tail ov haow ai bernt Mr Meow’s brekkie dis moawning:
*put teh sossie jeez in teh pan*
*put teh cuuktawp on ohai*
*fergit abowt teh sossie jeez*
*hop bak on teh pooter tu reed sum moer LOL’s*
*smel sumfink liek …. bernt sossie jeez!!
ai hoep dat maid yu fergits teh cyooot-nis ov littlol a count ant kitteh!!
burnted sossie jeez! ohmai! did deh kittehs mebbe get to hab deh burnted sossi jeez?
ohai neonkitty!!
*sshhhhh, noe, coz ai gab Millie n Mojo sum ov teh nawt bernt sossie jeez befoar Mr Meow caem hoem fer hims brekky!! ai haz mai pry orriteez riet aifinkso!!*
ohai back Ms Kapow! yes, you haz ur pry orriteez strait! Dere be no rath liek kittehs who duzzent get dere sossi jeez! (or wafflez, liek my kittehs. dey lieks deh wafflez..)
Millie jus red yur poest bowt teh wuffluz neonkitty – her wants tu noes wot teim her shud git tu yur playce fer teh feest ov teh wufffol n wot shud she weer1!?
hehehe! well, iffen she wuntz deh wuffles frum deh wuffle iron, I makes dem in deh morning for brekkfest. otherweis I tends to make deh tozter type wuffles sumtimes for a snack. dey is fast and easy and tasty!
adn she can be wearing whatever she wants! kittehs is always pretty well dressed whatever they is wearin…
Millie iz jus having her pre-nap nap heer on mai pooter deks butt wunce her waeks up she’ll be rite over!
n she iz nice n kleen coz hr plaid in teh rayn awl mawning den caem up heer tu dry orf on mai!!
whee! ur kitteh plays in deh rayne? we hazzn’t had rayne here in a whyle (is winter in Iowa) butt meh oranj kitteh got owt and thot he wanted to play in deh snow. Hims figgered out real kwik dat it was KOWLD! And hims was all DO NAWT WANT!
Ai wud liek tu kno, if tehy can maik a nortomatik tozeter, wy
cannut tehy maik a nortomatik sossig
berningcuk fing ??mebbe to be puttin deh sossig pattys in deh tozter? (nope, dis here neonkitty shouldn’t be allowed around kitchen appliences…)
dat iz a gud ey deer PB – butt ai iz abul tu bern teh toest tuu!
ai hazza rep u tayshun in mai famb fer maekin teh bernt sakri fices tu teh grate kitchun gods!!
randomness: does anybudde remember deh screensaver from a looong time ago dat wuz deh flying tozters? I just nao thot of dat…man dey wuz cool!
Yep….Ai hadded dem onna cumpter skreen…. (A stayt ub teh art cumpter dat wuz teh syze ub a Byooick)…
yesh! deh flyin tozters and deh owld computers dat tuk as much horsepowar as a good sized lawn mower! adn deh oversized *floppy* floppy disks! Deh big ones!
Nawt tu fergettify teh dawt maytricks printurz dat sownded lyke a woodpekker onna crack…(Mai uppstayrz landlord ran owt tu teh frunt yard at 2 inna mornin finkin sumpfin was cotted unner teh frunt dekk…paruntlee he cud heer mai gnu printur)
*snerk*
Heehee! dem was some printurz! And deh greenskreen monitorz! wif the lowe rezolootion! I rember playin Oregon Trail on a compooter liek dat!
Mebbe wen ai do mai taxes tihs yeer ai shuld try tu claim Splorting as a deduckshon (duno wot teh ATO wil fink)…
Yool bi tyde up in red tayp, aifinkso
ai doant fink dat teh ATO finks – dey jus du as per teh man wels sez!!
*ai hazza grump wif dem at teh momint coz ov their stoopy gayns taks ruulz*
Happie tayls faw Cattails awn yoor frunt payg
!!
* Ai fynd dooeng mai taxes taxxing enuff
*
Thanks PB! Wut a pleasant sir prize it was!
If we can’t claim teh fur bebehs as deducshuns, tehn at least allow us to deductify teh medical costs of teh CCC. aifinkso.
Wot yu meen – we carnt claym teh fer bebbehs?!!
Millie iz listed on mai reterns az:
Hed ov sea cure it tea – her protekts me frum munstars unna teh bed;
Recepshunist – alwayz greetz eberywuns hoo bisits us;
Ferapist – her noes awl mai seakrits ADN stil lieks me!!;
Purrsonul Twayner – maeks me chase chase chase her rown teh dinna tabul tu reskue teh wyldlief fings!
Mezzo am mai massooss. Her can gibs meh massaj wif hers poynty ends. Liek kitteh ah coo punk chur! Thass it, hers mai ah coo punk chur kitteh. Awlso lap warmer, purr ferapist, and her hewps me wif mai fashun acksessorizifications.
*tap tap taps owt awl ov mezzomom’s bery valid dee duk shuns*
kittehs aer teh best fer halpin uz hoomins eh mezzomom!!!
*finks – hoaw kin ai claym spendin tiem on LOL’s … mus be sum way!!*
Concatchalashins!
Yesh! Cattails am bery clebber, aifinkso! Yay!
Koodoze tu Cattails awn teh frunt payj wiffa wundermus cyoot akkowtiink kitteh!
unfortunately mediclol expense deductionz only kick in after dey exceed 7.5% of ur AGI.
yes, i did dat from memory. yes, i iz lolyer. no, not even a tax lolyer.
And u must have propurr documentashun from Dr. Tinycat, too.
Sew unfare! nobunny shud has mediclol spenses nd if dey duz , shud get bak de duck tablez.
Kiteeh sez, “It’z a no-brainer” !!
@@@@@!LOL!
Woot!
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