
Black cats aren’t evil. They’re just misunderstood ninjas.
ur ninja skillz cud yooze sum werk…
Faeborit Coment: “basement cat seeks relashunship wit ceiling cat. I wils brings da catnips! Sexhay tymes!” – PeachT
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Aiz a gud gurl ai is. Nobuddeh beleefs meh.
Plz to nawt frow stars at me.
Naw, ai nawt fro starz.
Ai juss frowz maiseff atya adn gibs owt a littlol slashee as ai goez by.
Ai thottid dat wuz “Doan’t frow buckets at mii … (Peepuls wil sae weer inn lubs)”.
(Sry — surbaibur ob kmyoonittee feertur heer.)
*clappity claps!*
dat wuz lubly sin ging nicewitch – ai lubs dat moozikul, ‘Mai Fayr Kitteh on a Hawt Tin Woof on teh West Side neer 42nd Street Car Named Desire!’
“tres” cleverly!
Paruntlee Ai in teh pleh moddyrayshun…stand bai fur mai respontz..enny dai nao…
Ohai AP n conga-rats on yur tawp ov teh ebil tree spawt!!
Um, iz yu channulin ‘E Liza Doo Nawt Mutch’ frum ‘Mai Fare Kitteh’ wen hers sez ‘ai izza a gud gerl ai iz oowww, ooohh eeooowww’!? coz ai lubs dat seen frum da moobie!!
Ai bleebz yu AP. O shur..lebenty millyun woon’t, butt ( ! ) AI du….
Conbasemintlayshuns awn teh nawt-sekkund spawt…
Fankeez, gm. Itz gud tu kno ai has ur supports.
Wun ob mai minyunz is a midnyte kitteh. She teh sweetest littlol fing.
Ai hadded wun tuu. Him’z naym wuz Spawt. Pyoor blakk.
Sofia has a littlol wyte blayz on hur chest.
Isis had a wyte patch on hur belleh… almost nebber saw it tho.
Awwww….teh kyoootitood ub kittehz nebber stawpz amayzin mii.
Coninjalations, AP! I beleefs you is a gud gurl. *Skritches eers*
*Jinkses gunnersmama*
*purrrrr*
Stooopeee pleh trolleee pitt-meh-awf Wierd Pretzel!!!…a fowzind kirsis..mai dere furst-borned luuk lyk Waltir Mathow!!
*keels ober laffin @ gm’s kommint* ohno…hee…nawt can.. breev…hee…
Ai lurbs de blak kittages. Bery full of win!
And kyoot too! (pulls on anti-splort protectives)
Ai sea teh Cheeziz arr pushing teh Memebase a lawt moor !!
Nawt onli nyu memes linkees in teh Whu Be Talkin collumm
*
butt(!) awlso tehy seam tu hab drawpt oss harf teh collektablols !!
Eg, Ai had 14 compleat collekshun sets nd am nao daon tu 7 !!
* Ai had notisst awl teh gnu wunz wer MEME based
Enniwun whu had spendid reel munneez awn collektablols
!!
wud bee anoyd, ai wud fink
Memebase stuffz ai nawt get teh hoomer. Prolly tutu old an simplol. As oppozed tu teh berri funneh an clebber cheez stuffz ub coarse!
*nods sayjlee*
Ai notissd dey nawt showin teh retyred wunz enny moar, but teh statistiks seem tu inklood dem awl. Dat is, myne still sez 14 compleet sets adn sebenty wutebber totlol, but onleh showz six ob teh sets. Seems weerd tu meh.
Will we hastu ern teh turkeh awl ober agen dis Novembur?
Ai nebber gotted teh %@!$ burd DIS tyme rownd ennywai….sigh…
Sumwun gabe mee myne n ai fink tehy spended reel cash …
*glues sum fevvers tugevva n puts stiks on fer legs*
Ohai gunnersmama – yu kin hab dis um, pre tend turkee! ai neber got wun eever! ai mis awl mai ovva ‘lektabils tuu!
Well fangz Ms. kapow! Whut a lubby, lubby…erm…turkee? dat am! Mush bedderer dan teh wunz peeplol PAI teh cash munniez for. Iasle juss playce it ..um..heer..onna shelf….neer teh hanprint turkee frum mai gransun..
ai iz glad yu lieks it gunnersmama coz ai iz bery cents a tive bowt sutch fings n cud eezily goe intu a deep bloo funk fer … oh.. sekunds … ifn mai werks (oar shud dat be ‘jerks!?) ov art aint ‘preshiated!!
*we art ist tik types aer liek dat!*
Wel, ai wud hab egspekted taht
butt(!) it duz seam odd tu wipe owt Niu Yeerz Rezolushuns so kwik!
ai dunt hab ah compleet set yets buhts ai haz ah litol bet ov collectabels
nd wer iz mah invizabuls???? ai kno dat ai had mah invizabul sanwich buht ai cann nut fiynd eet! (dose anyone know where i could find it?)
Myne nawt showin eeber. Must be part ob teh retyred wunz nao.
ahw maan ai lieked teh invizabuls
*coems in tu halp equinox47 find hims inbizzy buls …*
*ker rash ker thunk ker dang! wot wuz dat, hoo left these um, err, ai carnt sea nuffink on teh floar?!*
‘aifink ai fownd yur mis sing fings equinox!!’
*nawds irritublee an lashiz tayl* ai gittid teh bannur fur teh Turkee, TWYSS…goe tu luuk, NO burd. hmph. *hassa pisst*
*maeks anuvver tur kee wif sum ol fevvers tyed up wif stwing (fanks Millie fer dat!), stiks on sum um … stiks fer legs adn paynts it awl goal den brown*
Ohai Siro – pleez tu hab dis tur kee ai maed fer yu – ai noes it aint teh saem as teh reel wuns, butt dey awl seam tu hab gaown souf oar norf oar up up n awai!
{{{Siro}}}
I was nawt collecting! A turkey juss showed up. Den a dress. Sry. Now weneber I get a 2x, I gibs it away to whomeber I finkx is collecting.
Itz werkt tu egspand teh numbuh ob frenz (witch iz a gud fing) wib teh frenzy ob collekting
!!
Teh laitest Cheezburger Netwurk Blog sez if yoo duznut wunt tu see teh Memebase collektion tehn yoo duz nawt hab tu if yoo doant hab enny ob thoaz collekshuns nd duz nawt go tu teh site !! Ai went tehre wunss nd nao people arr gibbing me moar collektifiablols (donut wont tu bee ungrayshus) butt(!) ai wud rarver nawt see ugly tr0lls, human heart nd so on !! Teh site / sight iz nawt tu mai tayste
!! *It’z prolly tuu lait nao
*
awwww! iz lublee! *snorglols Turkee-fing* fangkeez, MsKapow-dis wun betturer den teh otter kynd, aifinksew!
*hedbonks an purrs*
Teh retyrd kletibles haz der awn paige noa. Jus go tu tawp ob klectibles paige tu see neu butt-on,
Wel spawted wolfkit!! ai kin sea awl mai lektabuls agin!!
Glard tu bee ob serbis Ms KkPpM
{{{wolfkit n her eegul eye!}}}
Ya doan say! *goez tu profyles, den kollekiblols, luuks at tawp*
“kollekiblols – retyred kollekiblols – trofeez”
Well whuddayakno, der dey is! Fankeez wolfkit!
basement cat seeks relashunship wit ceiling cat. I wils brings da catnips! Sexhay tymes!
Dey jus drawwn dat whey.
How troo
Awww…she’s byootiful!
tat is so cute. lol me migt put as meh back ground =P
I <3 Black Cats
i can confirm this. I had 2 of them. one was really damn smart and the other one is sitting next to me right now
Maybe the vet should post this on their wall so more people will adopt them.
I think “dw” needs around of applause/appawhs. Black is beautiful. They ARE lucky kitties and even luckier if the have a spot of white on their chests!
Do they enjoy ramen?
LOLCATS ARE HILARIOUS!! especially this one
:O
>.< XD