
WAT U MEEN I SPOILED. I NOT SPOILED, I ALWAIS SMELL LIK DIS
teh goggie, on teh udder hand…
Faeborit Coment: “hawty kitteh is hawty” – cricketkitteh
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WAT U MEEN I SPOILED. I NOT SPOILED, I ALWAIS SMELL LIK DIS
teh goggie, on teh udder hand…
Faeborit Coment: “hawty kitteh is hawty” – cricketkitteh
Kitteh iz indignunt!
Yah, kitteh deeservs awl dis an moar! Ohai anni, congarats!
Thx BF!
Anni, howebur, iz owtta di gnunt.
*iz dat kiena lieka NB?*
*snerk*
dat took me a whylez too figger owt, but ai laiks teh wai yoo fink, JuzJoe!
Wow, if ever a kitteh looked like its wild cousins, this one looks like a lion!
bery hansum kitteh!
Jeebus! It’s a spoiled lion! Get out the car freshener!
U want mowntin pine er noo kitteh smell?
As lawng as iz nawt litterbawks smell.
How bout…
After rolling in mud smell
Boy kitteh special smell smell
Catch of teh day breath smell
D…
Ded mowsie smell
Extra cheez on burger smell
Fansee fronsh purrfume smell
G…
Green grass rollin-in smell
Halibut breth smell
Innerestin thing from garbidje smell
J…
Gushifud breff
Halibut hally toe sis
Junque fud
Kans uv fud – teh gushi kynd
L …
lone-ly cuz ub teh bad breff
marvelous sardine breff
not so gud bref
oppressibly stinky breff
p…
Ohai, ebbeewunz:
Preetendz dat hurz cayrz
Quikklee dawnz ‘Inosent Fayss’
Reegull Qween Kitteh
Sistz awn hurz Sawfft Throan
Tellz Hewminz hurz wawntz Toona
Uzez Dawggeh az Bed!
Vikksenn in Bayjj Floof
Wunndurrz haow Dawggeh surrvyvez
X~tra Kitteh tawntz?
Yondurr’z a Playss 4
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Jack.
Kitteh looks like brave floofy lyon, wit gorjus mane!
ais rik da wai kitteh shmell!
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, etc.
Teh lion reeks tonight…
wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh,
Hold ur nose real tight!
*sings falsetto*
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyew a wee um um a weh
ais wub dat song
mi tew! *holds nose and humms along*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Adrcat, Salodon an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin caeks wif orinj glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez that make raynbows wen they fly, itty bitty sekrit notebooks wif sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an floofy kitteh plushies!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
OOO fank u birfdai fairy an happee happee day tew awl birfdai peeps!
Iz bery gray an gloomee heer todai sew dese frizbeez wil kome in handee!
*flingz elebentee frizbeez an admyres teh raynbows*
ai has seen a bideo taht britend mai dai tew, aifink dis baybee mus bee part kitteh kaws hee luvs rippt payper! Tho ai fink teh daddeh mai regret teachin him dis trik wen baybee starts awn teh tax rekords er uvver stuffs!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4abiHdQpc&w=640&h=390
thonk! *errant frizbee hitz kenkar on teh syde ub teh hed*
ooo, a frizbee!
*tosses bak to bluesfan473*
lookit, pretty raynbowz!
o Happeetayle Burfdae to awl teh Burfdae Peeps!! *yoinks an floofy kitteh plushie adn goze tu teh koarnur foan an nappzzzZZZzzz*
teh lyons!
an tygers!
an bares, omai!
hawty kitteh is hawty
Indignant kitteh
Thinks you have no room to talk.
Go take a shower!
Ohaiku cheezpeeps! Ai wuz gunna rite a blooz vurse sints BF am heer, butt(!)habbin a hard thyme fyndin sumfin tu bee bloo abowt. Ai hassa lodda happeez tudai. Sew issa ohaiku instedz
Yay! Wee luvs ohaiku an ai hazza happee taht u hazza happee!
I woke up this morning *da DAOW da daow*
Happiness was all around *da DAOW da daow*
I tried to sing teh bloos *da DAOW da daow*
But no blooness could be found *da DAOW da daow*
I gots teh mean old lowdown too happy to sing teh bloos bloos
*clappity clappity*
brava, brava! dat teh kind of bloos wee needz!
wOOt! wOOt! Clappity-clappity! *addz tu teh Nawt-Blooz Blooz* -
It’z tuu pritty owtsied *da DAOW da DAOW*
Tu stae inz teh howss *da DAOW da DAOW*
Soe Ai’m goen owt walkin’ *da DAOW da DAOW*
‘N plae wif a ‘nip mowss *da DAOW da DAOW*
Butt noa dat toy haz left meh *da DAOW da DAOW*
Itz gone sumwharz elze tu stay *da DAOW da DAOW*
Itz awf tu PLAY wif deh Siah Meez down Cheezland Waaaay *da DAOW da DAOW*
*guitar riff DADADADADADA DOW DOW*
oh yeah teh sun iz shynin’ *da DAOW da daow*
derez not wun cloud in teh sky *da DAOW da daow*
for wunce my boss aint whynin’ *da DAOW da daow*
so teh res of teh werk day will jes fly bai *da DAOW da daow*
now ai gotz teh no reezon to complayne ’bout mai job bloos
Aiz keepin mai happeez wif meh Da DaOW da do
Wen aim owt a-wawkin tudai. Da DaOW da dow
Kant no wun taek em awai frum meh Da DaOW da dow
Aint no blooz gunna kom mai wai Da DaOW da dow
Ai got doze *uh* *yeah* no blooz in syte cept the skai happeeeeezzz! Yeahhhhhhhh….. *piano solo outtro*
Ohai, awll:
I haz a Happee.
Nawt seengeengz T3h Blooz. ‘cuz
I habz Flooffe Shooz!
Flooffee Shooz nawtz maydz
ubz Bloo Swayd. Ekkstra Flooffee.
Besstesst Ebburr Mayd!!
Flooffee Shooz match mah
Bawtull Brush Tayl. Maykz awll mah Leepz
nawt beez Epic Fayl!!!
Jack.
*snapz finners an stomps feetz to teh rythum*
yeah, luv dem flooffee shooz
awsum Jack!
OMCC!
Hao ur so funeee!
*runs in and hides unner a bed*
everything is going wrong!!!!
*bends down, lifts up bed skirt an peeks under*
hey gammacat, yoo okay? can ai halp?
*slydez large hershey bar under teh bed*
Hyer kitteh, kitteh, wassa maddur?? *offurs Pownse treet* yoo okay?
Fanks you guis! *nibblols on candy*
Just a lot of stuff goin on at werk. and since im a manager, I feel eggstraw responsible!
wun ub teh fings dat we ladies do reel gud iz worry!
pleez remember to juss worry about teh fings dat are unner yoor immediate control, okay? sum meen peeps will alwaiz want to push blame an responsiblity off onto somwun else; jus ignore dem, an remember dat yoo are doing yoor bery best, an nowun can ask moor dan dat frum yoo.
{{{Gammacat}}}
Wear Ai werk, teh managers tend to blaym teh helpers lyke me!
ais wiff u gammacat!
ais woke up yesterdai morning da daow da daow,
asked mai hubby for da divorce da daow da daow
hem didnt fink muhc ob it da daow da daow,
But said ob korse, ob korse, da daow da daow
Ais got dem fixin twes be single bloos!
eeep?!?
*hands JK a case of hershey barz and a bottle of Jack Daniels*
yoo feel laik talking about it?
(iffen yoo juss want to complayne about stoopy menz, dats okay too.)
ub course, we all noes dat cheezmenz are not stoopy, so dere will be no compayning about dem!
it bees otay! Hem gud man, hem gud werker, ais juts kin lib wiff hem! sew hem sai da same sew ais guess we bees boff fealin dis wai, guess it wills be better later afinkso!
JK, ai’m in a similar situation, ai’m married, we bof lub each udder, but cant seem to deel wif teh libbing togedder part. can ai send yoo mai email addy; iffen yoo want to talk more about it?
ret mei gets home tonite kenkar kause ai stil @ da werk Pleh! k fank u berri much doe, kause ais feal lil lone rite now!
ai sent a message to yoor profile wif mai at home email addy. yoose it at yoor leisure
Ohai JK, aiz bin fru teh pleh deeborse tuu, ownlee nawt sutch a nyse wun
an mai emayo addy am awn mai profiel greetink ifn u knead meh. Ai getz mai emayos awn mai fone, tuu, sew aiz awmloast awlwaze abaylablol. Xoxoxoxo mai frend!
{{{iluvchocolate}}}{{{JK}}}
I kinda know whut u mean, JaguarKitteh *da DAOW da daow*
Even though I gots no spouse *da DAOW da daow*
I has a grate man in my life *da DAOW da daow*
But just not in my house *da DAOW da daow*
I gots teh mean old lowdown happy bachelorette bloos
{{JaguarKitteh}}
I kinda know whut u mean, JaguarKitteh *da DAOW da daow*
Even tho I gots no spouse *da DAOW da daow*
I has a grate man in my life *da DAOW da daow*
But just not in my house *da DAOW da daow*
I gots teh mean old lowdown happy bachelorette bloos
*shakes fist at stoopy WP *da DAOW da daow*
plz to start being nice *da DAOW da daow*
First u ignore my comments *da DAOW da daow*
Then u post them all twice *da DAOW da daow*
I gots teh mean old lowdown WTF WP bloos
LOL @ LCB
*snorts drink thru nose*
*spits*
ROTFLMAO
The Tidhowse is minus a spowse *da DAOW da daow*
I has no man in mai lyfe *da DAOW da daow*
No moar trubble an stryfe *da DAOW da daow
I got teh toilet lid stays down happy bloos
yay for down toilet seetz ‘n lidz!
heer heer!
I gots no wedding band *da DAOW da daow*
And I gots no diamond coat *da DAOW da daow*
But my toilet seat stays down *da DAOW da daow*
And I’m in full charge of teh TV remote *da DAOW da daow*
I gots teh mean old lowdown happy bachelorette bloos happy bachelorette bloos
Well, it gets raised when in use, but at all other times it is da DAOW da daown.
*Stnz on teh tablol an klaps till pawz ar almos num*
Anudder AMAYZEEN (non)blooz riff!! Amerikan Idloll, eet yr hartz owt! WII hab teh EL CEE BEE!!! STN!!
*blush*
U sure I wasn’t too pitchy?
No dawg! You gotz teh crayzee-mad skillz!! Yo, yu am teh reel fing.
*Steeben Tylor sez yu am *bleepitee-bleepin* gudgudgud anna Jaylow hab teh teeree aiz…*snorf*…
‘Cept ob korse in teh middlol ob teh nyte wen we duznt waek up awl teh wai an furgetz itz daon
*sends ilc a emergency supply of shamwows*
Now if yu pleezes, fetch mah brush. Mah shirtfrunt rekwires attenshuns.
Picture is by ME!!! That is my Furbert Leo Cappucino aka Furby! Most awesome barn cat eFUR!!! He will be 12 next month on aPURRil Fools Day!!!
Conga-ratty-shooelayces on yr FP Carm Cole!! Dat am wun HAMPSUM kitteh-boi yoo gotz dere!!
Dis komment fred am klassik. Menne ohaiku an blooz an lubz an laffz! The bess evar!
Is it just me that thinks this cat looks a lot like Ke$ha?