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Faeborit Coment: “monorayl kitteh hab stawped teh Lub Trayn!” – jk2kitteh
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we has a luv!
Forchunitleh, nawt a furbiddin wun.
Izn’t it furniturely?
umm. I ment dat inna gud wai, uf korse. Luv is the onli reesun it duz nawt have the shredds. Kouch luks pur as teh driven sno, I finkso.
Ob kors!
Concowchulayzhunz awn leedin teh brayd!
*whispurrs*
Psssst! Carosue!
Oooo PJ yu hassa SMRT! AwlwaZe finkin!
*Schmooses ilc* Did you go shoppin fer Valentine’s Day candee today? I problee go on Wendsay.
Papa gotted free bags full ob haff-pryse kandeez dis moarnin.
I
L
O
V
YOU
U is alwayz der wen ai needs u.
U duzzint judge.
U treets meh wiff sawfness.
I divan u.
Ah, the joys of a good snooze.
(anti-splort gear required)
monorayl kitteh hab stawped teh Lub Trayn!
Adn nao we pawz fur dis messidj frum owr sponsur… Sleep Trayn.
*Firmly ajussts sleep numburr*
Wat’z yewr sleep numer?
I likey ferm…..
Lessee (kownts)… hyoomin-bed, goggie-bed, kitteh-bed-inna-gestruum, kitteh-bed-unner-teh-fruntruum-tayblol, bakk-ob-kowch, bakk-ob-futon, pyol-ob-rugz-inna-baysmint, padded-chayrz-unner-dyninruum-tayblol, padded-chayrz-inna-sunruum, papaz-lap-wayrebber-hims-sittin… aifink dat mayks elebenty!
Plus abowt fybe moar playsez owtsyde, adn seben nowun knoz bowt.
adn ifn yu libbed inna tent AP – yu cud cawl dat a ‘Bed-o-win’ !!
adn ifn yu owned a furrkneecha stoar itd be cawled ‘Beds-R-Myne’
adn … awl dis tawk ov beds has maed me sleepy… Zzzz!
*heddesk x 2*
We gibs yu noo rank, Ms. Kapow – yu iz nao Corporlol Punishment!
*ai sir-loots yu fer dat grate onnor 2minions!!*
*gibs 2minions wun ov AP’s menny padded fingies tu puts unna her hed*
*hmmmm, finks, nawt shohre ai shud be tuching enny ov AP’s um, ‘padded fingies’ – ai harley noes him!!*
My fingies iz pritty well padded – can I tuch AP’s?
Ai is sleepin awn teh bed, but u can has hims lap.
Tryin…tryin…tryin…tasteful commint FAIL!
*heddin to Nawty Barn nao*
*ai’m sorree, ai’ll reed dat agin:shud be tuchin genny ov AP’s pappa’s fingies!*
(appulogies tu Teh 2 Ronnies fer merdaring dat bery funny newsreeder skit!)
*
– hoo teh hek iz ‘genny’ adn wot iz she duing wif pappa’s pinkiez!*
ai fink ai needs feeding – mai low blud shugars, let me shoe em you mee …! *faynts*
*rushez in wiffa swoonin kowch adn a snikkurz bar*
bless yur um kottin soks AP
*reklyons on de cowch, oepns (reed dat as ‘rips it apart wif mai bear teffs!) snikkurz adn dayntalee skoffs it!*
*gigllols tu selb – ai yust tu be in teh armee reserbes wen ai werked in a orfice adn mai boss yust tu cawl me …’private parts’!!!*
ai onlee eber reecht teh lofty hites ov ‘pribit’ soe ai iz eggsalad tu be a core-applul!!
O luk! Yuz heddin to teh Nawty Barn, tu! We can goes togevver!
*Mebbe AP will meet us tehre – yu neber knoe – mebbe he has a fingy fur a wimmins in uniform*
Brane nesting fail – ment yur boss wuz heddin to NB.
Wut a grate orfis niknaem! In mai current job, ai calls maislef “Auntie Productivity” cuz ai innerdused my cow-irkers tu ICHC!
* hmmm, finks, witch wud be teh best yu-knee-ferm fer dis trip tu teh NB -
‘nawty nerse; strikt skool ma’am; innosent howsemayde?!1*
*hek, froes a bit ov eech on adn marches tu teh NB fer sum gud ol fashuned dis-appul-innary akshun!!*
Kayr tu joyn meh inna gaym ob tayblol tennis?
*pikks up a rakkit*
*batbatbats mai inn-oe-sent eyz adn AP’s pingpong um, er, jeez .. dem rwond holloe fingies dat haz teh multipul yuses*
*mai mumma kitteh werned me bowt boys hoo wanted tu plai batbat smaksmak gaems wif paddles – butt ai neber fort ai wud eber gits tu meets me wun! woo – hoo!*
*wear duz wun goe wen frowed owt ov teh NB!?*
It may be a barn, but aifink it has a baysmint…
Or wud u prefurz teh hayloft? Ai sertinleh nawt kikkin u owt.
Mai kitteh-hood kitteh lyded teh fowld-hup-adn-wrolawai-bed adn teh storege-bockz-bed adn mai pandabare-teddee-bed bud herz fabryte woz mai bed.
dats coz yu wuz in teh bed wif yur kitteh-hood kitteh! bery sweet!
Kittehs gibs us lots ov “Nofangkew!” compliments – my hart kitteh usded to bring me lizzerds. Well, nebber a hole lizzerd – just parts.
nawt mee! i leik soff soff soff.
teh simplul pleezures ov lief eh keshet!! – ‘a hawt shower, a warm sof bed adn a gud skritj’!!
well, 2 owt uv free aynt bad.
*skritch-skritch-skritch*
a littlol moar tu teh leff plskthx!
New! Sleep numberz now applyz to couch!! Firm, medium, soft, n i can getz lost in the squishy couch!
Winnie Wonka duz it agin!!! W000000t!!!! Yay Winnie!! U rok!
We lubs u Winnie-Wonka. U unnerstands us.
Nacroleptee Monorayle Kitten
gud fing kiffef nawt drivin eth monorayle trayne….
I can juss crash on yer cowch tonite?
kiffef alreadi krasheded!
kitteh is cowch surfin, aifinkso!
tawk abowt a bad case ob teh bed-face!
Monorail cat am attakifyed bai viscious nap ….. detaylz at elebenty….
*Jeenks* *Trys thurd time to buy cweenmj a coke*
dang, noaw ai wants me a ‘fizzy drink’ tuu pjp!!
*wanders orf tu teh um, ‘fizzy drink’ cabbynet fer a littlol glars ov muvvers halper, shaekn nawt sterd!!*
Kitteh faceplant.
LOVE! hahahaha
I haf a kitteh who look jus like this
I haz teh saem feelinz foar my cowch, espeshulee aftur werk an awn week-enz.
Kitteh juss duz what hooman duz affer werkwerkwerk.
U compleat me
Beeg Lawng Chayr duz nawt
akkzz Kewstchunnz. It jusst enjoyz
gibeengz t3j ‘Reelakkz’!
Beeg Lawng Chayr wurkkz T3h
Besstest wen Kitteh habz lawtz
mennee Napz choyssez!!
Beeg Lawng Chayr nawt sez
mutch, but duz nawtz habz 2 wen
it habz T3h Cummfee!!!
Jack.
*clappityclappity*
Ohai Jack! Lubly poem!
If wun ob us cowld open teh gooshy fud tihs row-mans wud be perfekt.
*ai hazza nerbous in mai tummy butt heer goes …..*
*putz on mai troll marsk*
‘Oh my goodness, that poor cat – just put down that camera and roll it over so it can breathe!!’
‘Heavens you people are so cruel – that poor cat is so fat it cannot roll over on its own – you should be ashamed of yourselves!’
*taeks marsk orf – taeks sum deep breffs*
‘be stil mai beeting hart, dat wuz reely hard tu be narsty!’
*whizz-purse behynd paw* Bud iz hokay if hoomins do tihs, in fakt, iz bezt tu leeve hoomins doin tihs awl alon.
An dat kitteh nawt fat – jus padded. Awl kittehs shud be padded – hoomins shud pad tehm weneber tehy (teh kittehs) wants!
LOL my couch understands me toooo!
Reminds me of my tabby. He was my best friend. =(
I miss you, Lucky.
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Um… D-r wat duz dat meen?
That cat is more like leave me be…Im very hung over
luv our couch. teh goggie never getting on it!
I is hiding from de dogz. Dey neva gonna find me herz
Face plant!
i love you couch, you help me watch tv