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thump thump thump. Maibe nawt!
must tri agin…. thump thump thump….. mab knot.
gud goin on yer nawt secund carosue.
Come on Lil Toot! Er, ah, Lil Cyoot, dat is.
Congarats Carosue for the nawt second
One step at a time. Conga-hop-lations on your nawt second Carosue.
Da Wurldz a berry big place
Mosbe ebreone is watching the sooper bowl. I can’t mak cents of it.
I donot think we has meeted yet Lawah, extend to you my silky paw of friendchip.
Tank Yew, headbop n facerubbs..oooh yew do haz silky pawz
mamaaaaaaaaaa!
Want.
U can! U can!
(Struggles not to splort)
yoo kin! yoo kin!
*gibs D-R sum dukky tayps*
Yees yew kan liddlol kitteh!
Bebbeh Kitteh canz
oanlee clymez Stayrz wun atz a
tyme beecuz hurz smawll!
Bebbeh Kitteh lurnz
2 payss hurrsellf andz taykz Napz
awn hurz addventchurrz!!
Bebbeh Kitteh willz
sune beez aybill 2 runz upz
Stayrz, butz nawt 2day!!!
Jack.
*wundurs eff habbin noms att teh tawp wud hep bebbee kitteh*
nyce wun Jack!
wunnerfools!
D-R wear your protectibe googels they will help u no splort.
Sorry forgetted to nest. Mr. Jack, beautimous poem.
Yooz teh fors! Err…yer pointy ends!
Tek a beeg jump, bebeh. If Daleks du it, so canz u!
dr who ref FTW!!!
Daleks canz climb stairs? Ohai Mustelid, extends silky paw of friendchip.
Newer daleks fly, so teh stairs is no longer teh obsticlol they once was.
Ohai, TmJ, mustelid andz maree:
Lykdz it beddah wenz
Dalekkz coodz nawtz flyz. Gaybz dem
sum Hewmannatee!
Staryz willz awllwayz beez
Challenjj 4 Bebbeh Kitteh.
’tilz hurz kawkurrz it!!
Bebbeh Kitteh lurnz
dat ‘Up’ amz awllmoast awllwayz
eezee~urr dan ‘Daown’!!!
Jack.
Daleks wif sum hewmannatee??? O wayt, tehy tried dat in Daleks take New York, rite? Added hooman DNA to Dalek, butt(!) teh Doctor stoppified tehm agin.
In teh memorized werds of ST:TNG’s Data to him’s stripey kitteh Spot, “Up is no. Down is good.”
“This is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no.” Gud to noes cats will always haf thier hoomans (an androids) trayned.
Teh bessest kariktur eber to appeer awn Star Trek. Dr McCoy is a klose sekund
hoo? spot ore data?
Teh karakterz naem is Spotndata. Dey goze tugevver as teh bess karaktur.
Nawt to furget teh Tribblols! SpotnData, Tribblols, and McCoy FTW.
(I notice Spot was a Somali in anofur episode butt(!) nawt dis one o_O)
Yeah… that was a transporter accident…
A lurker thanks you. I enjoyed seeing that scene again.
(Oops… should it be “fanks u? Enjoyd c ing th….” Not so good at this. Or “nawt.”)
We’re cool with “regular” english, too. Welcome! *headbumps*
Thank you for the welcome and the headbump.
But (not going there!) often “regular” English seems awkward on this site. In fact, it can seem as though the writer has a broomstick up his or her a**.
It’s nice to see people enjoying the language.
I meenz dat 2.
*facepaw*
I found myself saying “Down is good. Up is no” to Gracie today.
Practisin fur trippin hoomans sum day, aifinkso!
Ai’s nawt adoptid, ai’s a step-kitteh!
yoo issunt a red-heddid stepkitteh, is yoo?
*Goes to luuk*
Da kitteh is gone!
*sigh*
sumwun is awlways yoinking deese cyoot kittehs.
*sloh sad hedshayk*
I checks de nanny-cam.
*bryngs poppycorm tu nibblol on whyle wachin teh moovee*
*yoinks keshets poppycorms*
nawt sekkond sumwun yoinks teh kitteh, den sumwun yoinks my poppycorms. yoo noze, i wulda shayred iffen yoo’d juss aks!
Sssh! No talking during the…OMCC! *Yoinks hoomin’s sa x tape…calls TMZ*
sax tayps?? wuz itta alto ore a tenor?
*Whispers* It was Kenny G.
ah a soprano. issa gewd fing yoo yoinkt teh tayp. no wun shuld hafta sees dat.
*hang haed in shaym* Alright.
*returnz boal 1/2 empee*
now iffen ownlee sumwun will reetern teh yoinkt kitteh…
Hmmmpf…. *hans ober soff bebbeh*
*playcis kitteh bakk in lol fur evurywun tu enjoi*
Nao teh kitteh is back (and front) ai can see is nawt a red-head, butt(!) them ears is a lil brownish.
is styll cyoot no mattur teh cullur.
Nofin rong wif teh colour! Is jess anserin teh queschun, “is it a red-headed step-kitteh?” Is bootimus, adorabulol, dark tabby step-kitteh, an nawt a red-head.
Hahahahaa…I juss saw teh gnu trolly collektibuls!
Cmon bebeh kitteh! Heer, let meh halps yu!
*yoinks bebeh an runz upstayrz*
*snorgleschmooz*
Hey! *chasusafturILC*
Hay am fur hawsses!
*hans Traysee teh snorgle-magnit*
Heer, ai sharez wif yu.
*hophophops awf tu fynd sum otes an weets an sunny-flour seedz tu nom*
Mmmmm *snorgle* so soff…so warm…so SKWEEEE!!!
If you halp teh kitteh to teh top, Ai jess noes it will acide it wants to be down stayrs instead!
‘A fer hawses
B fer steak
C fer miles’
oar:
‘Hay maeks teh bull fat, teh bull maeks teh cow fat’
Sew if ‘a’ an ‘b’ am tru, den is awlsew tru dat hay maeks teh cow fat. (sry, dis wuz teh kynd ob kwestchunz ai had tu anser awn wun ob mai kollij enterints eggsams. wuz teh funneh)
LOL!! ohai ilc – it dont taek mutch tu confoozlul dis ol chikkun-bwayn ozzie sheila!! wen doing thsoe danged multi-choyce tests, owr mottoe wuz ‘ifn dowt, tik ‘c’” – oar anuvver grate wun wuz tu rite a letta on eech side ova eraser, roll it adn witcheber wun caem up wuz teh answer!!! bery teknakul indeed!! xox
Nyse! Aiz’ll hab tu bemember dat wun fur laydur
aifinksew coin-flippin iz raddur frownded upon, eh?
at least the steps are carpeted so sharp pointy ends can help you kitteh
*titens charj*
such a kyoot skwattee boddee and wittle pointy tayl….squee!
en hopez ub a cheezburger at da topz ub da starez
en hopez ub a cheezburger at da topz ub da starez!!!
its a kitten of the basement working to become a cat of the ceiling or at least a mid gray!
Dis nawt-sekund step izza mowntain, adn ai gotta go all da way up dere?
kyoothest lil kitteh
ai kno tehy had taht fuutbawl fing tudae, butt(!) izznt teh lol-jenuraytur awwtomayntid? wehr am nekst lol?
(NAWT taht ai nawt lieks DIS wunz-iz wunnermuss, Winnie-Wonka!)
Ohai Siro! Dey duznt hab teh yushuwal eebenink LOLs awn teh weekweekweekenz. Aiz nawt shur ob teh skejuulz butt(!) dey hab dis 5pm (westkoast thyme) LOL den no moar til aifinksew elebenty (westkoast thyme).
PPLZ!!! *glomffs ilc* ohai dere! hao am u? (fangkyooz, ai ben heer dis lawng an ai nebbur rmemburz dat..ai yooshulee sits heer..waytin fur teh lol tu pop… O.o)
*snerk* ai did dat last weekweekweek. Dass hao ai noes. Aifinksew it am thyme fur mai bed, doh…mai boifren an ai hass tu be upz at teh buutcrak ob dawn tumaro tu hoapflee get sum halpz wif ower billz dat am pylin up sints ai lawsted mai job. maynlee teh eklektrik bill. Need lytes. Need stobe. Need kold frij. Need heet. Need Cheezburger.
an iz LOANLEE heer! suun, ai’l hazza start singin…
iffn ai hadda cheez-bur-gerz
ai’dda nom ‘em in da mor-or-nin..
ai’dda nom ‘em in da eebnin..
awl ober Cheezla-and!
ai’dda nom ‘em fur just us!
ai’dda nom ‘em fur flee-eez(dumm!)
ai’dda nom ‘em fur teh lubz butween Cheez-brudderz an Cheez-sisfurz,
awl ober Cheez-la-aa-and!!!
Skramblol, skramblol, thump, skramblol, skramblol, zzzzzzzzzz, yawn, skramblol, skramblol thump
inspired bai stoopee bole comershul, sings:
“howld mii closurr tynee dansur
cownt teh heddbonks on teh hiiwai
lai mii daon in sheets ub linnin
yoo hads teh bizzee dai tew dai”
( GB Sux)
Hey dassa grated sawng. Elton John am wunna mai faeborits. Ohai MM! Ai diddunt getz tu cee teh kommurshals, butt(!) ai did cee teh wun abowt mai hometaon ob Deetroyt, it wuz ful ob win an ossim.
*sighs, finkin ob sir elton an bebbeh zachary..sew SWEET!*
{{{{{ilc adn chonklit adn furbebbehz}}}}} *nawdz* ai ben dere, tuu…wuz awwfulz, wun ob mi exes(dat relayshunship nebbur happind-ai NEBBUR daytid himz, danmit! teh jurk..) adn ai hads noe lektrikcitee fur a munf-teh insyd ob fridj luukd liek teh portul tu ehll…
ai hoephoephoep yuo can gis teh halp yuo needz-sindifying majik beemz tu asist yuo in ur surch..
Aifinksew we kood pai fur hower eklektrik bill eeben doh ai diddunt get payed lass weeek, butt(!) we awlsew needz fuds an gringks an gas fur teh karz an meddisinz…wud be teh bery tite.
duz ur staet nawt awfur fud stawmps? (hao ai lubz fud stawmps!)
in Teksiz, yuo can git fud stawmps fur awlmoas enni reezun. tu git halp wif yootiliteez, toh, yuo haz tu hab a nawkt-up or awlreddi haz a bebbeh O.o
*glowurz @ WP* fangkeez, fishhed..ai didnt RILLEE wantz mai reply tu ilc tu nest unner HUR kommint…
*pownsiz awn WP an pulls owt daggur*
*stabbitee!*
*stabbitee!*
*STABBITEE!*
mebbe teh carpet iz cluttin teh eskalator. *scratch*
i think i can …..you know wat i geevs up imma take elevator
“BUTLER?” “INSTALL ELEVATOR”, (butler),
“okay.”