
Wanna hear a clean joke? Kitteh took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is his neighbour
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Wanna hear a clean joke? Kitteh took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is his neighbour
Ha bloomin ha!
Congrats, anni… we has a tye! *dans-dans*
Thx AP _ Ai juss had dinnur, soe Ai wull hab 2 dans jentlee!
*dansez jentleh wiff anni* Ai juss finnishd mai mornin koffee!
Wanna heer a bloody joak? Hyoomin tryed tu baff meh.
Dass moar lieklee, Aifink!
Wanna hear uh knock knock joke?
Don’t knock knock it until yew try it.
(dat is…ai mean bavving wif uh buddeh, nawt bavving wif uh kitteh)
*snerk*
Okay, whut is keepin teh kitteh in teh baff? Kuz nawt even Bubbles wud keep mos kittehs in teh baff. I fink dis is two sekonds frum launch, hooman. Better put on yer kelvar!
Dat luk meens ‘sumfin iz gettin mai pointy endz!!!’
Kitteh kneads tu hed tu teh NB Aifinkso….
Chayr? Aifink she has a hoal apartymint der!
iffen yoo is tawking abowt red, i beeleeve shee hassa entyre lugshuree wing.
O yah..an tellim nawt tu sit in rhsb’s purrsunel rezerbd chare needer…
Dis remynds me ob teh biddeo of teh cyoot kidlets in teh tub, adn teh bubblols cayme frum unner teh wadder, if yu gets mai drift!
Eeeeewww
Dew it yorself jacuzzi.
[pokes hed owtta NB]
Bubbles can has eternal gratitude aifinkso.
[mysterious force shuvz NC's face bak intew NB]
*CB balansses bukkitt ob sudz ober teh doarwai*
Hay, NC66 – Yu cans leeb teh NB nao!
*runsawaiwifakwikness to hyde*
*gigglols*grabz biddeo kamruh*
*has a gilt adn a remoars*
*remoobs bukkitt ob sudz*
Bye, all. Have a good weekend.
Wuts dat? My sentence iz ober? Awlreddy?
*shrugz*
[czechs watch]
[sawnters owt ob teh NB]
♫ La La La ♫
*KER-SPLORSH*
AAACK! *sputter* Wut teh…?
I’ve been foamed!!!!
Um…er…by CB’s ebil twin frum an alternate uniberse?
Let’s go wif dat.
Yah.
Sawgy OBNP!
Ai yoozd to has teh big OBNP hoo LUBBED teh wadder! Hims biggest treet wuz wen teh tub wuz drainign affer mah baff, him wood jump inna tub an walk backnfourthbacknfourth, smailign!
[Reminded ob joke abowt blowing bubbles adn heds tew NB]
Ai’m foareber blowin bubblols *snerk*
Well DOAN siddin rhsb’s rezerb chare!
No wurreez. Ai gawt mai own padded ruum.
I preferz mai rum inna glass. just sayin.
Did ai menshun dat my cushion’d cubby in teh NB iz eekwipped wif uh full serbice bar? Yew want stemware or ohaiballer?
I’ll take deh ohaiballer and hed tu deh nawty barn.
[prepares teh safari ruum foar her majesty adn her giraffe]
*serchez fur teh joek fur “Aer yoo reddee tu RUM-BALL??”* Meh…nawt fainign et. *shrug*
:Snork:
*tee hee*
Ai doant gno dat wun, butt it sownds related tew teh wunnabowt teh beer nuts. [goez tew serch]
Oar haow abowt whuts bedder den roesis awn yur piano? Tulips awn yur organ….
*scamprz awff tu NB* Ai’ll bee in heer untilol furser noetis.
[reads tunites ennertaynmint skedyool]
*sigh*
[heds tew teh NB foar hiz one handed solo]
ai finked ai herd teh sownd ob wun hadn clappityclappity-ing……
Yew spelled fap rong aifinkso.
We should be ashamed.
Bubble bath will soon destroy
kitteh’s porous skin.
FTW!
I still don’t understand why people bathe their cats. Cats are the cleanest of pets. I have three cats and none of them has ever had a bath. They never smell and their fur is always smooth. If the kitteh’s coat is not smooth, chances are what you are feeding him/her is the cause… Please stop bathing ur kittehs…
Just occasionally, it may be necessary to bathe a cat for medical reasons or if the cat has been accidentally contaminated with something that might harm if licked off. Not knowing why this cat is in the bath, I reserve my judgement.
GMTA!!! *ohai 5z Anni*
We maek a gud teem!
It kinda looks like this kitteh is in a sink, possibly with dishes in it as I can see an upside down plastic container to the left and what looks like a mug handle behind the kitteh. For all we know the kitteh got in the sink himself.
Ok, I’ll pretend dat no wun on ICHC haz ebber sed dis b4…..
A) sumtimez kittehz git intu sumfing reeeeelee oookee (like critter poo) or dangerous fur dem tu lick off (like grease oar motor oil)
2) sum peepz am allergic tu kittehz and if dey bathe deh kitten often enuff, it keepz deh alergenz down tu a level dat deh peep can tolerate
iii) sum kind peepz take in stray kittehz dat haz lotsa fleez and/or deh hairz am awl matted
Plz tu nawt judging peepz bai wun pixor wen u duzn’t knowing deh bakgrownd. ‘k?
Yah! Whut her Ohainess sed! STN!
*clappityclappityclap* Berreh well sed, Yoor madge-istee!
Ohai ebreebunneh! Ai gawts awl moobed intew mai noo wurkplais. PHEW! Wuzzalotta werk! Butt(!) ai iz awl reddy tu rawk-n-role awn Toosdai. Nao Ai can has teh playtiem wiff mah cheezfrenz!
*chekz owt noo workspace*
Lesseee… gottsa cappacino machine heer…. and a pooter dat only getz LOLcatz…. adn a drawer full uv kullerd pensilz adn a nifty lectric pensill sharpner… adn …. a corkboard fur postin ur favrit LOLcatz…. adn … a microwave adn a fridge…. adn a phone wif lebenty buttunz …. and a cushy chair dat reklinez adn ….
Hehehehe! Yoo nawt noes hao cloes yoo caem, mai cween! Butt (!) yoo meeced teh massage room, teh mani-pedi room, teh maekup cownter anna nooteek wif purrses an joolree! Izza dai-spa Ai werk in! Adn et has teh Wi-fi fur mai compooter
nooteek? Izza gnu booteek?
Kestrela, duz yu need a phlonque at yur gnu wurkpleh? Ai kin git reff…refr..hoomins tu vowch fur mii..*haz a hoapfull*
Ohai Shatzeesmom! We has nawt bin innerdoosed yet. *estens taluns in frenlee greetign.*
Wai, yesh, wii doo niid teh phlonque! Teh dootees wood bii tu maek teh cup-o-cheenoes fur teh cliuntz, sweepy teh haers frum teh floor, rub teh tyerd taluns ob the haer genius (dat wud beh meh), smylol schweetlee at teh cliunts, and test awlla teh serbises tew maek shoor dey iz been dun rait! It am awnlee paiying elebentee munnees teh dai, butt(!) teh perques are teh awesum!
*delikatlee akkcepts beautifulli mani-cured talon intu paw* Aii kin du dat. Ai wurks in ER nao, adn maek teh ellebenty munnees wiff NO perks!
Ai will set op teh innerbyoo. Teh ownlee immurjunsee wii hab iz ob teh haer kaind. Nawt teh laif oar deff, but teh ugh-lee!
*snerk*
The cat could be sprayed by a skunk, or come home all muddy…
Nawt awl cats dew a good jawb of it. I hab wun of free who needs baff sumtimes. Eben if I brush him awl deh tymz. I yooz awl sayf champoo and am berry caerful tu help kitteh dry gud.
*toddlols awf tew teh braekrum*
I bath my cat if he smells really bad or if he gets into something. It doesn’t happen often (like 2 or 3 times a year) since he’s pretty good at keeping himself clean.
I bath my cat if he smells really bad or if he gets into something. It doesn’t happen often (like 2 or 3 times a year) since he’s pretty good at keeping himself clean.
For sum reezin, dis lol makes mii fink of Maus.
*haz a sad adn a smylol at teh same time*
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sumhows ais nose hem fink ob awls ob u twe!
kitteh nawt happi wiff baff tyme! Hem will mak da hooman pay fo dis!
make hoomin pai kitteh, make hoomin pai!
Dat joke is elebenty quazilion yers ol’
Everyone, please be careful about letting cats in a bubble bath. When I was 17, I coaxed my favorite cat into the bath with me. She died 3 days later, poisoned by the bubbl bath she’d licked off herself. So Pleeeze, don’t risk your well loved kittehs. I feel grieved and guilty to this day.
i dont get it….
the “clean” joke is kitty took a bath
the “dirty” joke is the human will be buried dead or alive